Rusty Cage

"Jump Off the Trampoline and Land on Your Neck" by Rusty Cage. TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage You guy's asked for it, so fuck it, here it is. The official Jump off the trampoline and land on your neck song. Share it with your friends and sing it in school for extra credit. - Rusty Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MUSIC! http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ Bandcamp: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic Instagram: https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Check out my new COMIC BOOK “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "The Black Friday Song" written by Rusty Cage. DOWNLOAD THIS SONG: http://bit.ly/2prjnTT SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/RSTYCG T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "The Halloween Knife Game Song" written by Rusty Cage. DOWNLOAD THIS SONG HERE: http://bit.ly/2osRj1E SUPPORT THE INSANITY! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage This is me selling out to Knife game songs. So I decided to do this shitty Halloween, super spooky, super scary, version. Enjoy, idiots. Don't try it at home. T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic LYRICS: When the day turns into night, Shadows come to black the night, Demons wake to make their scare, Halloween is in the air. Death and torture blood and pain will enter your body and rot your brain, If you think you're not afraid then sing this song and grab your blade, And stab that pumpkin with your knife make it grin and give it life Ghosts and devils run and hide, but if they catch you , you will die Poison apples , razor blades, black cats with their flesh decayed , all your loved ones will be dead when hell is full and the moon turns red , so stab that pumpkin with your knife make it grin give it life , Ghosts and devils run and hide , but if they catch you, you will die , And if you sleep on Halloween , beware of stories told, When demons come into your dreams And rip apart your soul, So stab that pumpkin with your knife, make it grin and give it life, Chop into it's pumpkin head, Don't stop chopping until it's dead, rip apart it's pumpkin skull, eat it's brains until you're full, Make the Devil run in fear, this Halloween will soon be here.

Check out my new COMIC BOOK “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 The Origin and Meaning of 666. Is it the REAL number of The Beast? TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/RSTYCG SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "When I'm Drinking Whiskey" written and performed by Rusty Cage. DOWNLOAD THIS SONG: http://bit.ly/2cRhQQY PATREON ► https://www.patreon.com/RustyCage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic LYRICS: When I'm drinking whiskey, I know nothing can go wrong, When I'm drinking whiskey, only time my mind is strong, When I got my bottle is when I'm standing tall, Cause I'm drinking whiskey, I don't feel nothing at all, Oh, when I'm good and drunken, can't nobody bring me down, I like to drink my whiskey when nobody is around, I know my empty bottle is the only one that understands, That when I'm drinking whiskey I forget the man I am, When I'm drinking whiskey, my hands don't ever shake, When I'm drinking whiskey, I don't lay in bed awake, When I got my bottle, I don't care if I'm alive, Cause when I'm drinking whiskey, I ain't afraid to die, Cause when I'm drinking whiskey, I ain't afraid to die.

"Moving Like Hillary" by Rusty Cage. TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage #HillarysHealth #HillaryClinton I recreated the beat from Movin' like Bernie for this Hillary Clinton parody. I would never pray for a 68 year old woman to die, but I can make an exception. Let's see how long youtube allows this to be monetized. Support this channel: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage T-SHIRTS: Http://http://rustycage.spreadshirt.com/ Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com https://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Welcome to the second episode of Rusty Responds. Where I finally stop ignoring my fans, and answer all the questions you've been dying to ask. If you have a question you would like to ask, you can message me here: FACEBOOK: https://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic/ Or TWITTER: https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic On this episode, I cover the topics of: 1. Video Games 2. Going to Jail 3. Pokemon Go Assholes 4. Wedgie Fetish videos Support this channel: http://www.patreon.com/rustycage Check me out on these other sites for more updates http://www.RustyCageMusic.com https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Pokemon Go HACK!. SUPPORT THE INSANITY! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage This is all for fun of course. Pokemon GO is newest craze infecting the youth (as well as adult children). Many aspects of the game rely directly on the user having to walk distances to unlock rewards and get hatch Poké Eggs. But fuck all that, I figured out how to trick the GPS into thinking that you are walking without having to. The "Fake Location" apps are all scams, but THIS is 100% effective. Anyways, I know this is a stupid video unlike all my others, but I wanted to make it. CATCH EM ALL! Follow me on these fine internet sites: www.RustyCageMusic.com T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666

The List of Offensive Words That You CAN'T SAY! SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic I made this list based on George Carlin's original "7 Dirty Words" bit. I know some of these are hurtful to people... but these words still exist and are still used in a casual sense. Fuck it. Just because we say them, doesn't mean we are attacking THOSE FEW, who choose to be offended by them. Offense if never given. It can only be taken.

Got wasted and decided to try the "100 Year Old Eggs Challenge" PATREON ► https://www.patreon.com/RustyCage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic Cody threw up soon after this video ended. I threw up the next morning. Sorry for the poor video quality, it was an impromptu cellphone recording. Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage A 100 Year Old Egg, also known as preserved egg, hundred-year egg, thousand-year egg, thousand-year-old egg, and millennium egg, is a Chinese preserved food product and delicacy made by preserving duck, chicken or quail eggs in a mixture of clay, ash, salt, quicklime, and rice hulls for several weeks to several months, depending on the method of processing. Through the process, the yolk becomes a dark green to grey color, with a creamy consistency and strong flavor due to the hydrogen sulfide and ammonia present, while the white becomes a dark brown, translucent jelly with a salty flavor. The transforming agent in the century egg is an alkaline salt, which gradually raises the pH of the egg to around 9–12, during the curing process. This chemical process breaks down some of the complex, flavorless proteins and fats, which produces a variety of smaller flavorful compounds. (per Wikipedia)

Is That Piss on Your Hand? | Public Toilet Etiquette. And how NOT to use a public restroom. Did you wash your hands? https://www.patreon.com/rustycage Special thanks to Simian Jimmy for letting me use his badass background music! Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com Bandcamp: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic Twitter: https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic Instagram: https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

How To Gain Youtube Subscribers! TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage Support me on Patreon: http://bit.ly/2cOGAJy Here is my guide to teach up and coming youtubers how they can, instead of gain subscribers, LOSE subscribers and followers online. The key is to be as unfavorable as possible, in hopes that potential and current subscribers will be cast aside or scared away. With my method, content creators and guarantee to increase their number of "unsubs". - Rusty Cage Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com Bandcamp: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic Twitter: https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic Instagram: https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "The Lives of Flies" Original song by Rusty Cage (from my new album "Crowley"). Now available for sale: http://apple.co/2dy3d9g SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic Lyrics and Chords available here: http://www.rustycagemusic.com/new-blog/2015/12/24/the-lives-of-flies

Stop Telling Women to Smile! #STWTS The Patriarchy is too real these days, when MEN tell WOMXN to smile. Are people too fucking sensitive? Idk, you tell me. Don't Tell Women to Smile Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage I am Rusty Cage, a singer/songwriter, satirical comedian, and Ranter. Most people know me from my song "The Knife Game Song", but I also make all kinds of other music and videos, from folk, blues, hip-hop, skits and more. Covers and originals. Visit my channel and give it a listen. Or check out my albums on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ru... Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com Bandcamp: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic Twitter: https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic Instagram: https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

"The Mysterious Stranger" Original song by Rusty Cage (from my new album "Crowley") Now available for sale: http://bit.ly/2cYP4Qt TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage The footage for this video comes from a 48 hour film competition that I did with classmates. CHECK OUT THE ORIGINAL VIDEO HERE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHIrfVtKmx4 Thanks again for letting me use the footage. Follow me on these fine internet sites: www.RustyCageMusic.com https://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage

Check out my new COMIC BOOK “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "Adipocere" Original song by Rusty Cage (from my new album "Crowley") Now available for sale: http://bit.ly/2cRhQQY TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/RSTYCG This is a re-upload of the original video, but now with the OFFICIAL updated song master from my latest album "Rusty Cage Vol.3: Crowley" Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com Bandcamp: https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic Instagram: https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic Lyrics: Quickly moving in the morning 'fore the corpse gets cold, doesn't matter whether young or old, up the mountain now we make our climb, everybody knows it's feeding time, and so they sharpen the knives, sharpen the blades, close your eyes, It'll be okay. Lets take a walk to where the vultures roam, Feast upon the bodies, clean them down to the bone, Strip away the cartilage and rip out the eyes, This is what will happen to you when you die, Adipocere x 4 Find the mortician with the bag on his head, watch him as he slices bits of flesh off the dead, drinks away his whiskey as a means to atone, He's never sober, he can't do it alone, and so he sharpens his knife, sharpens his blade, close your eyes, it'll be okay. Lets take a walk to where the vultures roam, feast upon the body clean em down to the bone, strip away the cartilage and rip out the eyes, this is what will happen to you when you die, seven hundred winged creatures waiting in line, sixty seven eyes are focused watching them dine, seven of the brethren are turning their heads, this is how the village people burry their dead, Adipocere x 4

Send me a question: twitter @RustyCageMusic http://ask.fm/RustyCage666 Despite my sarcastic and long winded responses, I do appreciate when fans write me and love to write back when I find the time. I also like to have some fun when I do, so don't take it personally. It's all for entertainment. Support this channel: http://www.patreon.com/rustycagemusic Check me out on these other sites for more updates http://www.RustyCageMusic.com https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ https://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Check out my new COMIC BOOK “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 This tutorial will teach you the basics on how to pick a lock. SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/RSTYCG T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic Hey friends, I decided to do another How-To video on a skill that I find to be fun and useful. Here is my guide to picking locks. It's a basic introduction to give beginners an idea on how locks work and how they can be cracked. I'm going to make another soon on using a bump key so stay tuned. If you enjoy these videos, like and share the video. If you don't, then tell me in the comment section about how you want to see more knife game songs or whatever it is you came here for.

I got a stick and poke tattoo of the Avian Crux insignia on my hand BRITTANY'S CHANNEL: https://www.youtube.com/brittanychenteale SUPPORT ME ON PATREON! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic I have been wanting to get this tattoo for a while now, but have been too lazy to actually go to a shop and get it done. SOOOO instead, I met with Brittany who gives stick and poke tattoos. I have never had one before and decided to take a chance and just get it on the back of my hand (I don't think Im going to be going back to a normally 9-5 lifestyle). It turned out great! I branded myself with my own brand. What a narcissist. ANYWAYS, enjoy.

Thank you all for subscribing and helping me reach this mile stone. To support me on Patreon (NO PRESSURE! but anything helps) please follow this link: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage I will be posting new videos soon, and my next album is right around the corner so stay tuned. I am Rusty Cage, a singer/songwriter, satirical comedian, and Ranter. Most people know me from my song "The Knife Game Song", but I also make all kinds of other music and videos, from folk, blues, hip-hop, skits and more. Covers and originals. Visit my channel and give it a listen. Or check out my albums on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ru... Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

"The Human Centipede" Original song by Rusty Cage. Download the song here: http://bit.ly/2dc1KDx Support me on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/rustycage I am Rusty Cage, a singer/songwriter, satirical comedian, and Ranter. Most people know me from my song "The Knife Game Song", but I also make all kinds of other music and videos, from folk, blues, hip-hop, skits and more. Covers and originals. Visit my channel and give it a listen. Or check out my albums on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/artist/ru... Follow me on these fine internet sites: http://www.RustyCageMusic.com https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic https://instagram.com/rustycage666/ https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 DOWNLOAD THE KNIFE GAME ALBUM: http://bit.ly/2osRj1E SUPPORT THE INSANITY! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage This compilation contains "The Knife Flip Song", "The Blind-Folded Knife Game" and "Two Handed Knife Game Song". I figured I would put them all together for convenience. T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 "The Blindfolded Knife Game Song" by Rusty Cage. DOWNLOAD THE KNIFE GAME ALBUM: http://bit.ly/2osRj1E SUPPORT THIS CHANNEL ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 This is The Blindfolded Knife Game Song Challenge, where you play five finger fillet (hand roulette, stabscotch, whatever) with a blindfold on. I feel like this is what people have all really wanted to see, so I thought I would give it a try. To my surprise, muscle memory goes a long way, and it wasn't near as difficult as anticipated. Either way, it took years of practice, so be careful or whatever. LYRICS: Oh, I don't need to see my hand, that's because I understand, where I'm gonna stab my knife, what am I doing with my life, I play five finger fillet, blinded from the light of day, every stab is just a guess, this could be a bloody mess, Faster, faster, here we go, what am I doing? I DONT KNOW, If my finger does get hit, this is gonna hurt like shit Jukin Media Verified (Original) * For licensing / permission to use: Contact - licensing(at)jukinmediadotcom

Support my upcoming comic book “Requiem of the Crazies #3” on Indiegogo https://igg.me/at/Requiem3 The Knife Flip Song. Part 2 of my newest Knife Game Song collection. DOWNLOAD THIS SONG: http://bit.ly/2osRj1E SUPPORT THE INSANITY! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ This is The Knife Flip Song. Part 2 of my follow up to "The Knife Game Song". When I filmed this video (It took about 3-4 bloody nights of failure before I could complete the stunt) I had envisioned it in my head as being shocking and making people cringe. But after reviewing the footage it became apparent that the danger of this act wasn't as easy to feel being a viewer. Trust me, this was HARD. Harder than any of the other stunts. It took months of practice to know how high and fast to flip the knife in order to spin the right amount, and took even longer to be able to do all 4 rounds without messing up. I had bloodied my hand countless times in the process. The knife I use is a Smith & Wesson boot knife, because it is weighted very well for accurate flipping. Anyways, without rambling too much, I hope you enjoy this song. I know I said I wouldn't do any more knife game songs, but I couldn't help it. I got anxious. BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 Lyrics: Oh I like to flip my knife, flip it in the air, where will it land, well I really don't care, cause there's blood on the knife, there's blood on the blade, I bet you probably think that I'm afraid, When I flip my knife once, Flip my knife twice, When I flip it two times, well it feels kinda nice, but there's blood on the knife, There's blood on the blade, I bet you probably think that I'm afraid. When I flip my knife once, Flip my knife twice, I flip it three times and I'm fearing for my life, cause there's blood on the knife, There's blood on the blade, I bet you probably think that I'm afraid, When I flip my knife once, Flip my knife twice, Flip it three times, then four, thats right! There's blood on the knife, there's blood on the blade, I bet you probably think that I'm insane.

The Two Handed Knife Game Song. TWITTER ► https://twitter.com/Rusty_Cage SUPPORT THE INSANITY! ► https://www.patreon.com/rustycage T-SHIRTS! STICKERS! MERCH! ► http://www.rustycagemusic.com/merch/ This is the Two handed Knife Flip Song Challenge where you play five finger fillet (Hand roulette, stabscotch, whatever) with one hand and then flip it over and switch to playing with your other hand. You dont have to be ambidextrous to play, but it probably could help. I know I said I wouldn't do any more knife game songs, but I couldn't help it. I got anxious. BANDCAMP ► https://rustycage.bandcamp.com/ FACEBOOK ► http://www.facebook.com/RustyCageMusic INSTAGRAM ► https://instagram.com/rustycage666 SOUNDCLOUD ► https://soundcloud.com/rustycagemusic