Drunken Movie Reviews

Hard-boiled Detectivin’ at Ridgemont High Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Royal Blood: Figure It Out https://youtu.be/jhgVu2lsi_k?si=-U-8s285SO-vKu3z https://thedmr.com/movies/brick.html

Smokin, drinkin, and Dames. Well, one dame. And she’s kinda bad news. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Dead Meadow: Old Growth: Hard People/Hard Times https://youtu.be/qc60smHPq4c?si=CxWSplqhSlX6TWHc https://thedmr.com/movies/maltese-falcon.html

Puppet Murders. It’s an ugly thing. So much stuffings. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Dead Weather: Dodge and Burn: Rough Detective https://youtu.be/3FUHrgeCa3w?si=5xHyzrVxdK2VW4jV https://thedmr.com/movies/happytime-murders.html

Belated follow-up to Chinatown. Is it worth it? You be the judge, I got drunks. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Velvet Underground: The Murder Mystery https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om1CYWChLbk https://thedmr.com/movies/two-jakes.html

P.I. Gittes bites off a bit more than he can chew when looking into a cheatins. Oh, there are cheatins, alright. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Thin Lizzy: Chinatown: Chinatown https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmz_jaN9sao https://thedmr.com/movies/chinatown.html

NYPD Detective likes to drink and bust some punks. But word on the street is there’s somethin bigger, and he wants to make the bust. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Unsane: Blood Run: D Train https://unsane.bandcamp.com/album/blood-run https://thedmr.com/movies/french-connection.html

East Coast Hood goes West Coast Legit. Kinda. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Eagles of Death Metal: Heart On: Wannabe in LA https://eaglesofdeathmetal.bandcamp.com/album/heart-on https://thedmr.com/movies/kiss-kiss-bang-bang.html DMR Parody Poster: https://thedmr.com/now.html

From New York to New Orleans, this gumshoe got some searchins to do. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Soundgarden: Badmotorfinger: Searching With My Good Eye Closed https://www.soundgardenworld.com/music/albums/badmotorfinger/ https://thedmr.com/movies/angel-heart.html

Dying Master suspects some of his previous students have joined a bad hair metal glam band, and needs to shut that shit down! Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Brant Bjork: Jalamanta: Cobra Jab https://heavypsychsoundsrecords.bandcamp.com/album/brant-bjork-jalamanta-remastered-and-remixed https://thedmr.com/movies/five-deadly-venoms.html

Young Kung-Fu Punk Fks around and Finds out. Commence with the waxings ons and waxings offs. And drinking. Usually in that order. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Beastie Boys: Check Your Head: Drunken Praying Mantis Style https://beastieboys.com/discography/ https://thedmr.com/movies/drunken-master.html

Fighten. Drinken. Drunken Fighten. Fighten Drinken. And Fire. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Thin Lizzy: Fighting: Fighting My Way Back https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KB9wXEgu1O4 https://thedmr.com/movies/legend-drunken-master.html

Two Men. Two Faces. It gets so confusing. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: King Crimson: In the Court of the Crimson King: 21st Century Schizoid Man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWCV9LLTHx0 https://thedmr.com/movies/face-off.html

Cops. Criminals. Bullets. Babies. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Payday Monsanto: Lithium Water https://paydaymonsanto.bandcamp.com/album/itanimulli-call-me-when-youre-free https://thedmr.com/movies/hard-boiled.html

Hong Kong money makers meet their match. And when I say match I mean a shit-ton of guns and bullets and occasional explosions. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Sasquatch: Money Man https://sasquatchrocks.bandcamp.com/album/sasquatch https://thedmr.com/movies/better-tomorrow.html

A Shaolin Monk travels to Evil Fortress Island to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and he’s all out of bubblegum. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: All Them Witches: Sleeping Through the War: Bruce Lee https://allthemwitches.bandcamp.com/album/sleeping-through-the-war https://thedmr.com/movies/enter-the-dragon.html

An Eastern Western with a treasure map and one seriously lucky thief. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Ventures: The Good the Bad and the Ugly https://www.theventures.com/ https://thedmr.com/movies/good-bad-weird.html

70s comedy skits that are both naughty and nice. But mostly naughty. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: The Aristocrats: Tres Caballeros: The Kentucky Meat Shower https://the-aristocrats-band.bandcamp.com/album/tres-caballeros https://thedmr.com/movies/kentucky-fried-movie.html

Some crazy kid hooks up with a call girl, a pimp gets his due, and shenanigans ensue. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness (including a Now Showing Poster for this one!). Music Intro/Outro: Dennis Coffey and the Detroit Guitar Band: Evolution: Getting It On https://denniscoffeysite.com/ https://thedmr.com/movies/true-romance.html

There’s some “salesmen” who don’t want to pay the local kickback. They kick back. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Primus: Sailing the Seas of Cheese: Here Come the Bastards https://primusville.com/ https://thedmr.com/movies/hard-bastard.html

Hired assassin is on his “last job” and of course things don’t go right. Bullets, car chases, more bullets, and a stunt-pigeon make it all fercockled. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Alice Cooper: Killer https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCdr0y3cccw https://thedmr.com/movies/killer.html

When Professor “Fronkensteen” inherits his namesake’s castle, he jumps on a train to totally not try the same experiments. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Oingo Boingo: Dead Man’s Party: Weird Science https://www.dannyelfman.com/oingo-boingo/dead-mans-party https://thedmr.com/movies/young-frankenstein.html

Marshal is tossin in the hat, getting married and moving on. Unfortunately a local outlaw is coming back into town on the noon train, and it will be trouble for all. Check out the written reviews at https://thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Helms Alee: Sleepwalking Sailors: New West https://helmsalee.bandcamp.com/album/sleepwalking-sailors https://thedmr.com/movies/high-noon.html

Hitchcock’s ol’ criss-cross murder plot that goes exactly as planned. Or not. Check out the written reviews at www.thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Morphine: Like Swimming: Murder for the Money https://morphineband.com/ https://thedmr.com/movies/strangers-on-a-train.html

Sometimes ya just have to skirt around “customs” and “laws” to realize your undead dreams! Check out the written reviews at www.thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Sandrider: The Corpse https://sandrider.bandcamp.com/track/the-corpse https://thedmr.com/movies/frankenstein.html

Back in the day when the North Pole was in Antarctica, which essentially is just a giant alien magnet. Check out the written reviews at www.thedmr.com, with extra goodness. Music Intro/Outro: Glowsun: Eternal Season: The Thing https://glowsun.bandcamp.com/album/eternal-season https://thedmr.com/movies/thing-from-another-world.html