Bobby Sauce

Shucks, gang! The most advanced investigative detail in the most secure and surveilled building in the history of human existence put all their resources into an exhaustive 11 day investigation, but they just can't CRACK the case! Dang! I really thought they'd solve this one!

Shucks, gang! The most advanced investigative detail in the most secure and surveilled building in the history of human existence put all their resources into an exhaustive 11 day investigation, but they just can't CRACK the case! Dang! I really thought they'd solve this one!

Don't worry about your kid tossing a purple sugar torpedo from McDungles into their gullet, worry about an energy drink. Blame Logan! Actual literal merchant of the darkness slithers out of underworld cavern to pretend like he's doing something while his constituents rot in a ratty dumpster. These decepticons and career trash peddlers are out here looking to get probed while the world burns. Big boi Chuckie wants that sweet, sweet probe. Eyeglasses on the end of the nose, thiccc probe in the dirtstar. Drink your purple sugar explosion and feed your kids pizza paste as a vegetable in school while a lurch lies on TV and jOuRnALiStS blame your tubby offspring on skin discrim. Sad! I call it, sad!

Who left the nose beers? Dr. Jilly? The 7th grandchild?

I'm back in your dirtstar after a long hiatus. Standup comedy shows, speeches, traveling and witnessing the pure insanity online. It's been wild to see and it was nice to let the cheeks clap themselves for a while. Happy to be back though! We discuss Sound of Freedom, the division of the right and not holding leaders accountable, I take feedback from the audience and I zap a few jokes.

I love watching people bend over backwards to blame anything and everything on their perceived opponents, completely ignoring what words mean and who is saying them. People will use financial illiteracy as a club. They'll reference the exact same trash media outlets they constantly rail on, to prove their point. It's so exhausting watching people grasp at straws to manipulate others to bend to their will. So pathetic. Even the "truth-tellers" peddle hot garbage. Bobby Financials is here to set you straight on why people are loving Florida and why "blaming" it on Big Ron isn't the dig you think it is.

Don't worry, fellow supposedly free people of Earth, it's just a wee bit of access into tracking and tracing every aspect of your life. Not to worry, it's just for select cases with the most severity. It won't change over time or be completely abused, they'll keep an eye on themselves! Duh! Lol! Don't try holding anyone accountable, because it may seem like it's just the French now, but this awesome practice is happening here, too. Land of the free! Home of the begging for fake safety! Jeepers, we're far from 1984, you silly theorist. Lol JK we're way past that. But let's all get mad at the shiny object of the day. If only we had a party of "leaders" that would reign this stuff in. Naaaah, I'd rather give them a pass and yell SLOGAN SLOGAN and then sit here pretending like our side does anything for us that really matters, other than once in a while if we yell enough. Hehe, good times. Somebody will likely comment, "wHaT's yOuR sOLutIoN!" Great question, let's do nothing! Let's not even talk about it. SLOGAN SLOGAN, 24! THE STORM! Watch out guys, the hammer is coming! Let's all yell the slogans for 20 months!

The recent decision on not being able to force the rest of the country to shoulder privately chosen debts for a mostly useless education might seem like a win, but it may not be for long. This deep dive explains how the powers that be can use marketing and branding to turn losses into wins by manipulating their financially inept base and running them in circles. Blaming everyone and everything but themselves.

The "protests" in France and beyond are the perfect vehicle for those in charge to justify even more control. This is far beyond a traffic stop, justice or one nation's struggle with immigration, self-preservation or even speech. It's bigger than that. It's those in power showing that absolutely any society is only one, artificially enflamed social issue away from complete destruction and ensuing loss of freedom. Make no mistake, this is exactly what they want.

Taking away the ability to use your voice is part of the ultimate goal of the tyrant. Even if all things were free but that, the threat to their power would be severely diminished. This new bill in Michigan is yet another step in a coordinated encroachment on the exact outlines that make our country unique, free and the beacon of hope to the rest of the world. They use the artificially amplified voices of the already emotionally charged protected classed as the shield to hide their true plans. They pretend it's for "safety" and to "protect" the supposedly vulnerable, when who it really protects is the elite. If you substitute whomever they pretend to protect now with their name instead, it makes perfect sense. If people weren't so easily persuaded by emotion, they'd see the true power move this is.

Here it comes, Manhattan and their associated merchants of darkness are about to start charging you up to $23 smackers a day to drive through parts of the city. Don't worry pezzzzants, this will keep the rich people safer and help communities of color or low income or whatever whatever air whatever planet Greta Greta stop asking questions. Buzzword, buzzword, give me your rights and eat zee tolls, poor. Keeping you safe by stealing your coins, punishing the lower and middle and feeding bon bons to fat cats with private jets. Lots of laughs, remain clueless.

Don't worry folks, just install this tracking beacon on your car. You'll save 1 penny per year and we'll never use it to track you, limit your movement, keep you under the constant supervision of pummel you with the long pen15 of the establishment. We would never use it to punish you for thinking or saying the wrong things. Juuuuust install this little device and open your browneye so we can park a camera in there and see if you're hurting the planet because you ate too much meat. Stay calm little frog, the water will be warmer soon.

We're broke and clueless and still shipping bricks of cash to an actor in loungewear and a green sweatshirt who skis the friendly slopes in the summertime and plays the world like a fiddle. We iz not smart and the grift presses on while we stay distracted by the dumbest things imaginable.

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I'm done listening to fakes and phonies pretending like the hammer is about to drop and the solution is just over the horizon. It seems like almost everyone is lying these days and like most of you, I'm over it. I don't have a solution for you beyond what I've already said a thousand times. This 11 minute rant starts calm but ends in a total, nearly all-encompassing dump of the worst lies at the forefront of my mind.

Literally every thing is stupid, we have 7 more months until the midclams and I'm ovvvvver it PaTri0Tz. Everything is the hottest garbage and I don't even know what to say without twisting somebody's bag into a pretzel. So I just decided to drop an all encompassing hot brown on your earholes with this one. I support the current thing, send in money, the guy you like is good the guy you don't like is bad, I heard this, look at me, I have a chair I have a chair, king of the castle HERE WE GO BLUEEEEEE!

We need to be fair on how we're discussing the significance of polls if we are to come to any common understanding before the midclams. Before anyone goes haywire, this is not meant to endorse or criticise one side, but to try to understand the selective importance of things when it pertains to your preference of person. If all the selections that show Ballgame up are some indicator of a huge lead, why didn't they matter when they showed otherwise. Will we hold a single standard to account when and if they change? If we don't hold each other and our leaders accountable to the same standards, we're guaranteeing only more confusion and misunderstanding going forward.

Donald J. Ballpark is back on Truth Social and ready to convince the electorate that he's ready to represent the nation again. He's been really leaning into the age old strategy of burning absolutely every bridge imaginable. It makes total sense guys. It's 5D chess. Just like Mom used to say, "hire them, tell people how great they are, then if they say a poll you don't like, make up a nickname for them and burn the relationship to the ground." Kayleigh McEnany was objectively the best White House press secretary in modern history. A bulldog defender that took the day to day fire from the corrupt press with total and complete grace. She was articulate, smart, well-composed and was the front line of defense for the most vicious press core of our time. She was organized, factual and represented a nation to the absolute peak of what any of us could have wanted. She had a binder suited for AP Calculus. It was beyond what I've ever composed in my literal human life. But now... this. I don't know about you guys, gals, thems and theys, but I'll take a tall glass of Milktoast. If Slayleigh McEnaney is bad now, then I'm just lost for words. I guess this is part of the plan.

This salacious documentary outlines not only the allegedly disturbing actions of Hollywood celebrity Armie Hammer, but dives far deeper into a multi-generation elite family full of corruption, abuse, depravity, bribery and so much more. What appeared to be a 3-part series showing how Armie was gross and not deserving of freedom, actually shows how elite families of the world are able to control, abuse, bribe and manipulate powerful people to remain untouchable. This story is more than just another sick Hollywood elite, but actually intertwines politics, business, one slice of the current destruction of our country and highlights exactly how one family kept it going for so long without obstruction. This shows exactly how *they* do it, and the Hammer family is just the tip of the iceberg.

Actual squishy human seed oil Lindsey Graham Cracker and Prezzy Green Sweatshirt US-funded Nose Beers just shared a loving embrace in the Krane over a pile of fresh US bills. Are we paying attention or should we just post memes and shitpost whomever doesn't idolize our favorite liar of the day? These soggy dirt merchants are getting people unalived and squandering our money at a rapid clip and we can't even see past our nose to things that really matter.

Reaction to DeSantis running for President.