Biden's Press Sec on the Biden White House being in "full-blown freak out mode" as Biden's polling continues to tank: "What are you talking about?.. what are you talking about?.. Peter!"
Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why those Americans who did not attend college or take on student loan debt should pay for those who did and "who deserved that opportunity."
Q: Does the White House have any leverage to dissuade China from supporting Russia as much as it is? Biden's Press Sec: "We've been very clear." Reporter: "That doesn't answer my question!"
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Biden's Press Sec denies Biden accepted President Trump's debate challenge to distract from the endless chaos and as the result - low poll numbers: "Biden is very successful and popular!"
Plausible deniability: Biden's Press Sec claims that all Biden's failing policies are "incredibly popular," blames "a criminal defendant" Trump and Republicans.
Biden's Press Sec: "You have to treat people with dignity! You have to treat people with respect! No matter which side of the aisle!" Biden: Hold my beer!
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"
How do you call it when 10K people illegally cross the border in 1 day? Biden's Press Sec: "Republicans' fault.. we gonna move on." How many people coming illegally is enough for Biden? Biden's Press Sec: "Enough for what?..
Epic standoff: Biden's Press Sec refuses to answer a simple question about if Biden will debate Trump, calls the reporter a broken record, uses any excuse to get away from it, obnoxiously laughing with no reason.
If Biden has got significant limitations on his memory, then who is helping him run the country? Biden's Press Sec: "That part of the report does not live in reality." Biden: "Aafuthimerfutifuterwigh!"
Biden's Press Sec: "If American people hear directly from us they will know exactly what we've been doing... we understand that prices, again, are too low... black wealth jumped up by 60%... high inflation because of pandemic..."