Q: Does the White House have any leverage to dissuade China from supporting Russia as much as it is? Biden's Press Sec: "We've been very clear." Reporter: "That doesn't answer my question!"
Q: Why did Biden claim, twice in one week, that inflation was 9% when he took office — when it was really 1.4%? Biden's Press Sec: "Well, uh, look, what the point he was making, uh, is that, uh, ..."
Biden's Press Sec denies Biden accepted President Trump's debate challenge to distract from the endless chaos and as the result - low poll numbers: "Biden is very successful and popular!"
Biden's Press Sec: "You have to treat people with dignity! You have to treat people with respect! No matter which side of the aisle!" Biden: Hold my beer!
Plausible deniability: Biden's Press Sec claims that all Biden's failing policies are "incredibly popular," blames "a criminal defendant" Trump and Republicans.
How do you call it when 10K people illegally cross the border in 1 day? Biden's Press Sec: "Republicans' fault.. we gonna move on." How many people coming illegally is enough for Biden? Biden's Press Sec: "Enough for what?..
When It Doesn't Make Sense: Biden's Press Sec cooks up a giant word salad as she attempts to explain why Biden spent his day meeting with celebrity & Trump hater Mark Hamill and why they carried him into the briefing room.
You can't make this shit up: Biden makes a bizarre joke about his uncle eaten by cannibals, a reporter asks why Biden does that, Biden's Press Sec scolds the reporter for making a joke about Biden's joke and... blames Trump.
Q: How does Biden explain Biden's silence this week? Biden's Press Sec: "He's not been silent! I'm not gonna speak about, is that somebody's doorbell? Alarm? And I'll speak more broadly... Climate change!"