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The first episode of Samurai Cinema begins with a review of the 2017 film Sekigahara! Directed by Masato Harada Based on Sekigahara by Ryōtarō Shiba Starring Junichi Okada Kasumi Arimura Takehiro Hira Masahiro Higashide Kōji Yakusho Narrated by Katsumi Kiba Distributed by Toho, Asmik Ace Release date August 26, 2017 Running time 150 minutes Country Japan Language Japanese ========================= [THE CAST] The Western Army Junichi Okada as Ishida Mitsunari Kasumi Arimura as Hatsume Takehiro Hira as Shima Sakon Noriko Nakagoshi as Hanano, the wife of Sakon Masahiro Higashide as Kobayakawa Hideaki Yasumasa Ōba as Ōtani Yoshitsugu Akaji Maro as Shimazu Yoshihiro Masaki Miura as Shimazu Toyohisa Sho Ikushima as Ukita Hideie Ikuji Nakamura as Mashita Nagamori Yoshiaki Tsujimoto as Uesugi Kagekatsu Kenichi Matsuyama as Naoe Kanetsugu Mitsu Dan as Myozen Keisuke Horibe as Yasojima Sukezaemon Ken Yamamura as Shima Nobukatsu Seisuke Yamasaki as Mōri Terumoto Shihō Harumi as Ankokuji Ekei The Eastern Army Kōji Yakusho as Tokugawa Ieyasu Ayumi Ito as Hebishiro/Acha Yukiya Kitamura as Ii Naomasa Masato Wada as Kuroda Nagamasa Takuma Oto'o as Fukushima Masanori Yōhei Matsukado as Katō Kiyomasa Chukichi Kubo as Honda Masanobu Daisuke Amano as Honda Tadakatsu Haruo Sekiguchi as Hosokawa Tadaoki Kaito Yoshimura as Matsudaira Tadayoshi Masakazu Saiga as Ikeda Terumasa Kazunaga Tsuji as Yagyū Munetoshi Tasuku Nagaoka as Yagyū Munenori Shu Nakajima as Akamimi, an Iga ninja COPYRIGHT INFO: All rights to film footage, trailers, etc. is property of Toho (Asmik, Ace) Rehab Calamity utilizes clips under fair use clause for the purpose of review only. MUSIC: CHIMERA-Soliders by Max H (used during montage clip) #Sekigahara #samurai #sengokujidai #edoperiod #shogun #tokugawa #bushido #budo #filmreview

A tribute to some of the funniest print cartoons depicting Joe Biden as a Buffoon. Funny stuff here! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE #joebiden #joe #biden #putin #kamalaharris #president #democrats #socialjustice #socialists #funny #cartoon #humor #laugh #jokes #comedy

The Rehabs get a request to react to Michelle Obama from the "Hit it? or Hater? perspective. As always, they are happy to oblige! FUNNY :) LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! #MichelleObama #FirstLady #presidential #liberal #funny #comedy #laughter #mysogony #joke

The Rehabs attempt a serious discussion about the capabilities of the US & Russian leaders. This one would be funny if it wasn't so sad! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! #RUSSIA #UKRAINE #WAR #EASTERNEUROPE #JOEBIDEN #VLADPUTIN #SATIRE #COMEDY

Another edition of the Kung Fu Theater review series and this episode covers the Shaw Brothers Classic: "FLAG OF IRON" aka "SPEARMAN OF DEATH" The Flag of Iron is another Shawbrothers film from 1980 starring the Venoms (the same guys, minus a couple from the Five Deadly Venoms). This movie tells the story of a Kung Fu school that loses their respected master and teacher in a battle, but the question is by who’s hand? Two members of the Iron Flag Clan, Luo (Philip Kwok) and Yuan (Chiang Sheng) are introduced to us as they stumble upon the immoral activities behind a brothel owned by the Eagle Hill clan. The then step in and start pushing around the guys behind the action and discover a kidnapped girl, being used for prostitution. They then cause trouble by bagging up the man in charge and ‘betting’ on him at a local gambling house – also owned by Eagle Hill. But things eventually break out into a fight and rivalries start to grow. That’s when Eagle Hill plan a dinner to apologize with the true intention of starting a fight. During that fight the master of the Iron Flag clan, a powerful fighter, is killed. Directed by Chang Cheh Produced by Run Run Shaw Starring Kuo Chui Lu Feng Chiang Sheng Wang Li Lung Tung Sheng Yui Tai Ping Distributed by Shaw Brothers Studio Release date August 14, 1980 Running time 108 minutes Country Hong Kong Language Mandarin COPYRIGHT INFO: All rights to film footage, trailers, etc. is property of Celestial Pictures (Hong Kong) Rehab Calamity utilizes clips under fair use clause for the purpose of review only. #shawbros #hongkongmovies #kungfufilms #5deadlyvenoms

An absolute Rehab Hero, Clint Eastwood is discussed in this episode! ....well that is if these two don't pass out during the show!!! *This video has been updated and reloaded. Copyright for clip from Every which way but loose: Warner Bros. Release date December 20, 1978 Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/c/rehabcalamity #clint #westerns #toughguys #44magnum #everywhichwaybutloose #realdude #grandtorino #rawhide #beer #booze #laughter #comedy #hollywood #filmmaker #fun #jokes

Charlie & Dino review the famous Shaw Brothers Class Film: "5 Elements Ninjas" They go into details around fight scenes, choreography, production quality, character development, the action starts themselves! If you are a Shaw Brothers film fan you may just enjoy this one! #shawbros #kungfufilms #martialarts #hongkongfilms Synopsis: A young martial artist vows to take revenge against the ninja who murdered his martial arts master and brothers. He finds a new teacher and faces, together with his new brothers, the Five Element Ninja challenge. Initial release: April 21, 1982 Director: Chang Cheh Music by: : Chin Yung Shing; Chen-Hou Su; Produced by: Mona Fong Screenplay by: Chang Cheh; Ni Kuang; Distributed by: Shaw Brothers Studio COPYRIGHT INFO: All rights to film footage, trailers, etc. is property of Celestial Pictures (Hong Kong) Rehab Calamity utilizes clips under fair use clause for the purpose of review only.

The Rehabs ponder the socially redeeming qualities of mandating masks for Ugly chicks!!! (all meant in good fun). LIKE & SUBSCRIBE #MASKMANDATES #SOCIALREDEMPTION #BRUTALCHICKS #COMEDY #JOKES #LAUGHTER #PODCAST

The Rehabs have immersed themselves in far too much alcohol when they did this reaction on Tom Cruise.... You be the judge! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! #funny #hysterical #drunk #laughter #dudes #hiroyukisanada #comedy

The Rehabs go crazy for Jennifer Lopez as they review some clips and discuss some her most distinguishing ass-ets! We think you will enjoy this one! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/c/rehabcalamity #Jennifer #lopez #BenAffleck #Latina #Boriqua #Hottie #comedy #sexy #laugh #joke #tail

The Rehabs seem to struggle with three ads, one showing the Chinese Military, one showing the Russian Military, and one telling a story about wokeness and social justice in the US military! Interesting stuff here! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #socialjusticewarriers #woke #tough #gay #putin #xiexiping #china #russia #ukraine #war #battle #fight #laugh #joke #comedy

The Rehabs Review Volume 1 of the Shaw Brothers Boxed Set release of their famed Kung Fu movies from the 70's and 80's! There are some classic films in this set and they discuss them all! COPYRIGHT INFO: All rights to film footage, trailers, etc. is property of Celestial Pictures (Hong Kong) Rehab Calamity utilizes clips under fair use clause for the purpose of review only. #kingboxer #chinatownkid #fivedeadlyvenoms #5venoms #crippledavengers #heroesoftheeast #dirtyho #alexanderfusheng #kochue #lomang #chenkuantai #kungfutheater #martialarts #boxerfromshantung #loliegh #paimei #gordonliu #lufeng #chiangshieng #weipai #tilung #celestial #wanglungwei #huanggar #shaolin #shaolintemple #changcheh #blackbelttheather #brucelee

The Rehabs have fun reviewing all things Oprah during her skinny and fat days. They settle on an amusing compromise! Check it out!! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #Oprahwinfreyshow #O #HarpoProductions #fun #comedy #laughter #jokes #sexy #fat #skinny

The Rehabs have seem to have no love for Howard Stern, considering him a sellout and a disappointment! Watch the episode to find out why! Dont' forget to vote on whether you would Beer'em or Brain'em in the comments below! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #howardsternsucks #howard&robin #shockjock #radiohost #kingofallmedia #privateparts #comedy #radio #jokes #laughter #fun

The Rehabs receive a nasty email where the sender requests they review former First Lady Melania Trump for Hit It or Hater?. They happily oblige! Vote: HIT IT or HATER in the comments section below! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #trump #melania #funny #hot #easteuropean #model #republican #jokes #laughter #banana

The Rehabs practically "toss their salad" when they learn about the new Apple "Pregnant Man" emojis! FUN FUN FUN! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE to the channel! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #reactions #rehabreactions #iphone #emoji #transgender #preggo #funny #comedy #currentevents #jokes #lol

The first episode where the rehabs react to male media personalities and give you their opinion of whether they would have a beer with the dude, or whether they would rather. brain'em! VOTE your opinion in the comments section! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #donniebrasco #jasonmomoa

The rehabs get exposure to the hot recording artist Dojo Cat! Even though they are not fans of this type of music, Doja might just convert them! Total "HIT IT" From both Charlie & Dino!! Vote in the comments section below! Don't forget to LIKE & SUBSCRIBE! #Doja #Rexha #Woman #SayitSo #Juicy

A viewer asks the Rehabs to do a Hit It, or Hater or AOC ... So of course they had to oblige! You will have fun with this one! Don't forget to Vote on whether you'd hit it, or if you 're a hater! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #AOC #ALEXANDRIAOCASIOCORTEZ #NYPOLITICS #THESQUAD

The REHABS review the recording artist Taylor Swift, but these guys aren't focused on her musical attributes! Hysterical reactions! LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg Don't forget to vote in the comments section: Hit It? or Hater! #rehab #reactions #taylorswift #blonde

Another hilarious episode of Hit it, or Hater! This time the rehabs are reviewing Indian superstar Priyanka Chopra! They react to videos, her looks, her personality and overall package. Viewers are encouraged to vote either: HIT IT or HATER in the comments section below! Also LIKE & SUBSCRIBE https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCY5kPVyUvRl_zXzmD_hlvyg #priyankachopra #india #hotdesi #desi #bollywood #rehab #comedy #jokes #hater #hit #jonas

The REHABS react to Candace Owens clips based upon viewer requests to rate her! Check out their reaction and leave your vote in the comments section! #candace #candaceowens #turningpointusa #conservative #liberal #hottie #sexappeal #sista #trump

Humby returns to the podcast to talk about NYC back in the 80s and they share insane stories that will have you spitting up your beer! Not for snowflakes! #NewYorkCity #1980s #GenX #Comedy #Jokes #insane #funny #laughter #Crime #Women #Sex

New reaction series called "Hit it" or "Hater"! The Rehabs take suggestions from viewers to rate female celebrities or political commentators from their own very unique perspective. If you like this new series, then VOTE in the comments section! COPYRIGHT INFO: Love Story (Radio Edit) Artist: Indila Oops!...I Did It Again (Official HD Video) Artist: Britney Spears Brave New Girl Artist: Britney Spears ---------------------------------------------------------------------- LIKE & SUBSCRIBE #HITIT #HATER #BRITTANYSPEARS #FREEBRITTANY #SLUT #NUTJOB #ASS

If you've ever had one of those nights you can't remember how it started or ended then you may relate to this clip! Especially if you were on acid, tripping in SOHO with weirdos and freaks, and Vampire Elvis! Classic! #Elvis #vampire #SoHo #art #artgallery #NYC #laughter #comedy #fights #jokes# Fun #Rehab