Carpool Dummy (Guitar and Vocals Only)
The Carpool Dummy
Written and performed by
Dan D. Dirges-cool and dark dan samples
Well I`m so sick and tired of getting stuck in traffic
So I had an idea that was so fantastic
I bought a blow up doll from the local sex shop
Got her in some clothes, put a wig on top
I`m gonna fool them cops wait an see
With my carpool dummy riding next to me
Well I blew my baby doll up full of air
She was looking mighty fine like she just dont care
I lit up a smoke put it tween her lips
Sounds kinda crazy but its worth the risk
I`m gonna fool them cops wait and see
With my carpool dummy riding next to me
I was cruising along doing sixty five
Thouh the freeway was jammed I never broke my stride
People looked at me like I`d gone insane
But I bet they only wish they had half my brains.
I`m gonna fool them cops yes siree
With my carpool dummy riding next to me
Well the cops were making their highway checks
When the smoke fell out and burned a hole in her dress
Well they pulled me over for to have a look
When she started to deflate my goose was cooked
Say could you let me slide here this one time
I`ll lose the carpool dummy and I`ll fall in line
Well the judge never thought it all that funny
He said open up your wallet lets see some money
When I got back home I patched up my dummy
Much to my surprise she called me honey
Well I can feel the love its starting to grow
For my carpool dummy who will never say no
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Oh man this ones crazy! lol - Guy buys a blow up doll and puts her in the passenger seat to try and fool the cops so he can ride in the carpool lane but gets caught and hit with a hefty fine but there`s a happy ending. Turns out his blow up doll can talk and they end up falling in love and living happily ever after! hahaha - Get a chance to play power chords in this one too!
"Carpool Dummy" "Funny Song" "Power Chords" "Rock and Roll"
Love Song, Ballad, original song, vocal and guitar fingerpicking, singer songwriter,
Dan D Dirges, folk, indie, country music, blues
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