But Just How Much Faster?...

1 year ago
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RATING DOWN BELOW :)

Rumor has it on the internet... that eating #fruit #faster on your #motorcycle
Which fruits taste good though?... there's soo many to choose from.
Yellow ones, orange... red, green...
I gotta Pineapple, Banana, Plantain, Apple, Starfruit,
Lemon, Green Pepper, Dragon Fruit, Bosc Pear and a Tomato.

Now some of these accents might be a little off... they may vary from time to time... but I insist! there as genuine as can be... as for the facts.. well... I'll let you figure that out.

The fruit review did not go as anticipated. I thought the star fruit, dragon fruit and plantain would all do better but they did not. They were nasty! maybe they were not ripe or maybe they were too ripe... whatever the case may be.. it was blasphemy

Now I don't believe fruit can really make you faster.. not noticeably.. but it can improve your overall health.. may boost your energy... which may lead to better riding, running and just all aspects of your life. Fruits good for you... just don't eat too much or ya get the poops hahaha.

Starfruit: 2/10 !!
Smelled delightful, had a sweet fleshy middle... looked and tasted poisonous did some reading turns out it actually has a small amount of poison in it.
*Will not make you faster.

Pineapple: 7/10 !!!!!!!
The Pineapple was hard to open... but once inside, it was sweet as could be! Pineapple ftw!
*Will make you faster.

Green Pepper: 4/10 !!!!
This is the other fruit that we mix with all of our veggies and meats... sausage, onion and fruit sub....
GP is Crispy, delightful and refreshing but just lacking some essence.
*Will make you kinda faster.

Apple: 8/10 !!!!!!!!
Welp, the Apple didn't kill me. Good thing I had my mask on.
*Will make you faster.

Dragon Fruit: 1/10 !
Cool name, horrible texture, its like a kiwi and pear had a baby and named it Dragon.
*Will not make you faster.

Banana: 8/10 !!!!!!!!
Bro, what a banger the Banana is... convenient, tasty and has some crazy essential vitamins.
*Will make you faster.

Plantain: 1/10 !
A nasty banana... the bananas that get rejected at the banana factory get dumped in a bin labeled Plantain, that's French for "plain nasty nana"
*Will not make you faster.

Tomato: 1/10 !
The original fruit we cook with our veggies.. a pile of trash on its own.... but oh so good when paired with a team. Tomato Tomoto.
*Will not make you faster.

Bosc Pear: 5/10 !!!!!
Look like a little witch hat or suttin..... you're so beautiful and ugly at the same time... you tasted sweet and delightful... but your sandy texture wasn't for me.
*Will make you a kinda faster.

Lemon: 10/10 !!!!!!!!!! mix with water lol
That Lemon hit like the pavement lol it immobilized me and gave me turrets for a moment.
*Will make you faster.

fruit info from https://www.wikipedia.org/
music from epidemic Sound
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