Man Whores and Lady Sluts of Reddit, What is the sleaziest/sluttiest thing you've ever done?

Man Whores and Lady Sluts of Reddit, What is the sleaziest/sluttiest thing you've ever done?
Showed my boobs for a panini
Not even a man whore, but I drunkenly ate pussy while the girl was on her period. She didn't try to stop me or anything and I literally didn't notice until I got home and looked at my face in the mirror. Oh my god. I'm lucky my parents weren't awake when I got home.
Had sex with a girl that was in to me to get a place to sleep because i didnt bother paying a cab home and she lived close to the nightclub.
Spring Break 2009: Fucked a random girl I just met in a Porta-Potty.
I made out with a girl at the theater during Schindler's List.
I had an affair with one of my oldest childhood friend's lesbian partner and got her pregnant.
I flocked my girlfriend in the same hotel room as one of my buddies (EDIT: Was staying in), i thought he was passed out until he woke up and punched my ass mid thrust as the thought i was an intruder.
Fucked two really fat chicks so they would give me some ecstasy.
Stripped on a pool table while three guys watched and stuffed money in my underwear. I'm not a stripper I just did it for fun.
Well, my time to shine! I lost my virginity to my best friends mom... My friend has no idea that it happened.
Got head seeing cloudy with a chance of meatballs. 15 minutes into what was an empty theater a small family came in and totally knew what was up. We left shortly thereafter in the most awkward rush.. But it was hot.
Took a guy home from the bar, start flocking in front of his room mate, room mate joins, they basically flock the life out of me. Hadnt been flocked like that in over a year. One night stand success.
Take 19-20 yr old girls out on a Tuesday night. say 'hey you want to get a drink at the bar? Can't? well, it's Tuesday and everything is closed. well, we could just go back to my house...' works every time.
These askreddit fap material threads are starting to get out of control.
We can lie in this thread right?
One time my wife and i had sex two times IN THE SAME DAY.
I fooled around with a girl I met at a party. When she passed out I proceeded to flock her boyfriend with her lying right next to us.
You people make me sick. I love it.
I recently met someone that pays hookers for me to flock... he watches closely and touches a little bit here and there. Its like I found a cheat code for the universe...
Got a blowie by my ex wife in a live peep show booth. (Gonna regret not using a throw away on this one)
Pretty sure I flocked a homeless girl.
I let some girl shit on my dick and then I had her suck it off. ***Cringe*** I quit alcohol the day after.
Jerked off to this thread
Gotta hand it to you OP, nice way of crowdsourcing the script for American Pie 6.
I fapped with my lights on.
Had sex in the catacombs in Paris, with two separate guys, 30 minutes between the two. One I'd had about a ten min conversation with, the other I'd not spoken to at all. They're mutual friends so I suspect that if they didn't know then, they do by now.
I had sex with my same gender cousin while we were both staying at his parent's house.
I regularly take it in the ass from my ISP, Phone Provider AND my insurance company.
Don't know how many of these are true. Just like when I read Cosmo
I feel like my life is more of a "Things I should have done, but didn't do because I'm too nice a guy" book in comparison to this shit.
Fiction. Fiction everywhere.
Sucked 37 dicks on the way to the parking lot
flocked my girlfriends Mom while she was at school and then let her suck my dick when she got home.
Me my girlfriend and roommate went out drinking one night, came home and Had sex with my girlfriend and our roommate at the same time. Things got awkward after. Ended up ruining my relationship and lost a roommate.
Had sex with an engaged woman in the bedroom of the house her and her fiance were building together. We broke in the house before he had a chance.
I feel like Mike is going to show up all over here...that sneaky bastard.
Sex at the fair in some poor cow's stall with a girl who's dad was a sherriff and wouldn't let her go out with guys. It was legen...wait for it...dairy. Legendairy. She was a holstein I believe.
ITT: Just waiting to read one of these stories and it turns out to be about me.