Pfizer Vaccine Effective! (Funded by… Guess Who?)
The prestigious Lancet medical journal has recently published a peer-reviewed journal article titled, “Effectiveness and durability of BNT162b2 [Pfizer] vaccine against hospital and emergency department admissions due to omicron”. I won’t go into too much detail. I’ll just read you the interpretation of the results. Two doses of BNT162b2 provided only partial protection against BA.1-related and BA.2-related hospital and emergency department admission, which underscores the need for booster doses against omicron. Although three doses offered high levels of protection (≥70%) against hospitalisation, variant-adapted vaccines are probably needed to improve protection against less severe endpoints, like emergency department admission, especially for BA.2.
Funded by… Pfizer. (Clears throat). True.
In other news:
Ten servings of fast food per week is actually good for cardiovascular health and prevents early onset impotence. Funding… KFC, McDonald’s, and Hungry Jacks. (Clears throat).
Beverages containing sugar and caffeine served in the right combination are good for oral health and prevent tooth decay. Funding… Coca-Cola and PepsiCo. (Clears throat).
Viceroys FILTER the Smoke! As your dentist, I would recommend VICEROYS. (Clears throat).
More Doctors smoke Camels than any other cigarette. (Clears throat).
I suppose, the only thing up for debate is, which is healthier? Leave your vote in the comments below.
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