Get Off Your Phone, Losers: A Song to Play Loud in Public

Phones are destroying your neck.
Phones are destroying your attention-span.
Phones are destroying your mind.
Phones are destroying your life.

Get off your phone, losers.
Losers, get off your phone.

You don't look busy.
You don't look important.
You look like a loser who is too afraid to engage with the world around you.

So, get off your phone, losers.
Losers, get off your phone.

You're not "getting ready,"
not "building up" to anything,
just curling up
and dying slow, so:

Get off your phone, losers.
Losers, get off your phone.