Food blogger fined for eating great white shark

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Food blogger fined for eating great white shark

I have a near-phobia of deep waters after watching "Jaws" too early. It's not the water or its depth that is the problem, but the creatures living in it and wanting to eat me. They not only want to eat my brain (my brain is convinced), but they also have a plan. If I was stupid enough to go into a body of water that they can swim in, they would. You never know what you might find in deep swimming pools or lakes. It could be a tunnel. You might be surprised to learn that I will stand up...

I have a near-phobia of deep waters after watching "Jaws" too early. It's not the water or its depth that is the problem, but the creatures living in it and wanting to eat me. They not only want to eat my brain (my brain is convinced), but they also have a plan. If I was stupid enough to go into a body of water that they can swim in, they would. You never know what you might find in deep swimming pools or lakes. It could be a tunnel. You might be surprised to learn that I will stand up for the shark in this situation. It was a white shark (Carcharodon Carcharias, which is redundantly translated as "sharp-toothed Shark"), the same species that terrorized me in the movie. And it has been plotting against my since I left Kansas. This species is the one responsible for the majority of unprovoked attacks on humans, according to the International Shark Attack File. It is not something I keep in my desk, but a scientific fact. These facts will not dislodge my irrational fear about these murderous bastards mighty animals. I remember I mentioned it before. See "Shark Attack Lawsuit Raising Interesting Questions, Like What Were you Doing in the Ocean To Begin with" (Aug. 10, 2016, cf. "Man Accused Of Nude Swimming With Sharks Also Wanted to Assault at Medieval Times." (Oct. 17, 2018,). My rational mind understands, however, that sharks aren't evil creatures that just want to kill. So the fact that they swim along the same route my plane uses to get to Hawaii almost certainly is a coincidence. Sharks are simply animals that need to survive. They should not be killed or harassed for stupid or mercenary reasons. This one is a good example. I had no idea that there was a "food blogging" phenomenon. Although I was not aware of the existence of extreme food blogging, I am not surprised. Extreme food blogging is where people post videos or pictures of themselves eating unusual or rare foods like crocodiles, ostriches, Kardashians, and God knows what else. It is so popular that Gizmodo has given it a name, "mukbang." This is a Korean word for "eating" and "broadcast," and the Chinese government is considering fines for mukbangers in 2020 as part of its campaign to reduce food waste. It is illegal to sell, transport, or buy a great white shark in China. This is why a young blogger was fined more that US$18,000 recently for sharing a video where she cooked one. "It may seem vicious, but its meat truly is very tender," said the shark over me. This was what the blogger said about it, just before she took a bite. Gizmodo has a link that shows her lying down next to the shark to prove it's longer than she is. According to the report, the blogger claimed that she purchased the shark online for 7,700 Yuan or approximately US $1,100. The blogger also claimed that she bought the shark online for 7,700 yuan, or about US $1,100. However, this seems not to be true. According to the report authorities confirmed that the shark was great white and tested the DNA in the remaining material. They also fined her $18,500 for violating the Wild Animal Protection Law of the country. International treaties also protect the white shark, including the elaborately-named "Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora." Also known as CITES. It is also protected by international treaties, such as the elaborately named "Convention on International Trade in Endangered Species of Wild Fauna and Flora," which you can also eat. My ravings should not exaggerate shark attacks. This risk is low in comparison to other dangers. For example, 13 people were injured by sharks in U.S. waters in 1987, while 95 people were bit by squirrels in New York City. (1,587 people were bitten in the back by other people). Lightning strikes are something we use to refer to things that are very rare. Shark attacks pale in comparison. On average 38 people are struck by lightning each year, but only 18.7 shark bites are...

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