What are some tricks in bed that everyone should know? #sexuality #romance

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What are some tricks in bed that everyone should know?
If your sheets keep popping off the corners of your mattress, you need "deep" or "deep pocket" sheets.
Change your bedsheets. Having a clean bedsheet really changes the ambience and put you thermostat down a few degrees.
If you have a fan on low, even if it's not pointed at you, it can create the kind of noise that prevents you from hearing every little house click and thing happening outside.
When it comes to pillows, quality is more important than quantity.Also, don't sleep in your day-wear.
Tuck the most inaccessable corner first when changing the sheets.
Sleep with your own blankets. I seriously don’t know how couples share a blanket. I like to roll up like a lil burrito
NSFW = nighttime suggestions for wakefulness
Putting one arm under the pillow makes it more comfortable
Nothing you ever do in bed will feel as good as taking a bath and sliding into a fresh set of sheets. Keeps depression at bay.
Make sure to place torches all around your bed so monsters don't spawn and you can jump into bed right away.
I recommend putting your phone down at least half an hour before bed to ensure a good nights sleep!
Switching the direction you lay in the bed makes it feel like a new bed.
Velociraptors can only reach the bottom bunk.
If you are sleeping with your SO and they have most of the bed dont be afraid to just sleep on the floor
Buy a comforter one size bigger than your bed. For example, if you have a queen size bed, get a king size comforter.Edit: since a lot of you are asking and the answer got buried, if you have a king, then the next size up is Wyoming King followed by Alaska King. After that, go make your own damn blanket.
Since this was tagged NSFW: don't work from your bed if you're working from home. Separating your work space from relaxation space will help you be more productive when you're working and disengage from work when you're done.
You tend to sleep better when the room is a bit colder than normal. Put your thermostat down a few degrees, not only will you sleep better, but you’ll save on heating bills in the winter time if you live in a colder climate!
Never, and I mean never, eat an everything bagel in bed. The results are devastating.
Blankie
If you make your twin beds into bunk beds there is so much room for activities
Have at least 3 layers over you when it's cold. Just like clothing, layering your bedding makes it easier to get and stay warm. And you can easily remove single layers if you get too warm.
Don’t eat crackers in bed
If you fall backwards onto the bed and lift your legs, you can turn the momentum into a little backwards roll which looks pretty cool
If you have large thighs and sleep on your side, get a pillow for your knees. It will support then better and, the the guys, prevent crushing your bits.
Progressive muscle relaxation. Start relaxing your feet, then your calves and thighs. Move upwards and relax your back muscles, your arms and shoulders. Take some deep breaths. Relax your neck muscles and jaw line. You will fall asleep in peace.
If you cant sleep, count sheep. Dont count endangered animals, you *will* run out
If you get rid of the bed frame and set it on the floor, it prevents the monsters from hiding under it for extra bedroom safety.
Laying on your left promotes digestion as gravity moves food through and cuts down on heartburn.
If your mattress is old and starting to feel uncomfortable, instead of replacing it, buy a $100 mattress topper. It can make your mattress feel new again and give you a few more years of use before you need to replace it.
Turn the pillow upside down when it’s hot.
Make sure to cover your whole body whit the blanket for extra defense against the darkness
Match your sheet color to the color of your dog. After having a white husky and dark blue bed set, Its disturbing to see how much hair there is.
If you’re covered head to toe with your blanket, the bad guys in the dark cannot legally attack you.Edit: oh well damn I have an Internet award now, thanks for that and all the cake day wishes
Give your SO some extra room by curling up and sleeping on the bench at the end of the bed. It’s actually a lot bigger than it seems.
Building a pillow fort around you surprisingly makes you feel a lot more comfortable while sleeping.
One trick I'm quite fond of is short sheeting. You pull the sheet all the way up to the head of the bed and then you fold the bottom up to sit where the top usually is just in front of the pillows. When someone tries to get into bed they won't be able to stretch their legs out and it is hilarious.
Shoes *OFF*
If you get a running start before you flip the light switch off, you decrease the chance of monsters under the bed being able to snatch at your feet before you make it to the safety of the bed.Edit: No, I will not bow to the A.I. overlords and get smart bulbs.