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75 Funny Instagram Captions If You Need a Good Laugh
"That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes but you can't do it." 😂

Headshot of Josiah SotoBy Josiah SotoPublished: Feb 27, 2023
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It's time to discuss a real pressing issue: thinking of funny Instagram captions. 😂

Okay, maybe it's not that pressing, but still—it can be hard out here! Everyone on social media knows this to be true (Including Ree, who joined Instagram all the way back in 2011!). But this is especially true when you just took the cutest photo imaginable and want to share it with the world—but you don't quite know what to make that darn caption! No worries, though. We curated a list of the funniest Instagram captions out there, so you never have to overthink it!

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These captions work for selfies, photos with friends or family, or snapshots with your sweetheart. If you love a good dad joke, we have plenty of cheesy puns and one-liners. Or if it's your annual day around the sun, you might want to find the perfect birthday Instagram caption. Or let's say you and your sweetheart just took an adorable pic... you might be thinking of a creative couple Instagram caption (heck, it might even double as a good morning text). Whatever the case may be, we've got it! And not only that, they're sure to make all your followers laugh!

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Short Funny Instagram Captions
Stay strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.
That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes but you can't do it.
I like hashtags 'cause they look like waffles.
Praying to the algorithm gods.
Reality called, so I hung up.
Being this funny is like, a full-time job.
Holding it all together with just one bobby pin.
Do I clean up nice or what?
May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.
PSA: I did not wake up like this.
Life is short, so smile while you still have teeth.
More issues than Vogue.
The only marathons I run are on Netflix.
Not lazy; just on energy saving mode.
How's the algorithm treating you today?
I have no selfie control.
Young, dumb, and broke.
My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.
I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.
Some days you just have to create your own sunshine.
Being happy never goes out of style.
I washed my hair for this pic.
They call me ranch 'cause I be dressing.
What matters is on the inside. Like the fridge, for example.
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Funny Instagram Captions for Couples
You're cute, can I keep you?
We finish each other's sandwiches.
I know I'm a handful but that's why you've got two hands.
Some things just go better together (like wine and cheese or you and me).
Slid into the DMs. Rest is history.
You're my favorite person to text... 100 times a day.
Sharing is caring... that's why you always give me the last slice of pizza.
They say honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
The one who always feeds me when I'm hangry.
I'm crazy for you. Either that or I'm just plain crazy.
Orange you glad you met me?
Thanks for agreeing to take a million photos until we got the perfect one!
Love is talking to you even before my first cup of coffee.
Besides chocolate, you're my favorite.
Hey, we clean up pretty well!
I love you even when I'm hangry. 😂
Willing to risk cooties for you.
Sorry but you're stuck with me now!
In my totally unbiased opinion, we're the cutest couple ever.
Love is sharing your popcorn.
To the only person who will laugh at my jokes.
Here's our submission for the cutest couple award.
I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.
Thanks for killing all the bugs for me.
Just a couple of weirdos in love.
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Funny Instagram Captions for Friends
Besties for the resties.
Two peas in a pod! (Or two clowns in a circus.)
Did you expect a pic with anyone else?
We're a package deal.
How could you not double tap these faces?
We don't need a filter, just group therapy.
We're not crazy, we're 'mentally hilarious.'
Blessed with a bestie.
We put down our food for this.
I hope we'll be besties forever. When we die, we can become ghosties and scare people forever.
Proof that friendship is just hating the same stuff.
Don't judge me based off my friend's comment. I can cannot control them.
We are cupcakes in a world of muffins.
When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.
Because friends are therapists we can cheers with.
The best memories come from the worst ideas.
Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have snacks.
A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!
She knows where the bodies are buried.
Friends, not filters.
Life's short and so are we.
The bags under our eyes are designer.
We put the 'we' in 'weird.'
Good friends and bad ideas.
I don't wanna go to heaven since none of my friends will be there.
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JOSIAH SOTO
Josiah Soto is the assistant editor of news and social for The Pioneer Woman. He helps manage the website’s social channels, in addition to writing high-performing news and entertainment content daily.
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If You Need a Laugh (and Likes), Try These 100 Funny Instagram Captions!
Keep your followers laughing and the likes flowing with these funny Instagram captions.
STEPHANIE OSMANSKIMAR 21, 2023
With social media as saturated as it is nowadays, it can be pretty tricky to stand out from the crowd with funny Instagram captions. In a sea of overdone "long hair, don't cares" and puns about friendship, you may be struggling with what to caption your content while also getting a laugh or two out of your followers.

Whether you're captioning an Instagram selfie, posting something a little sassy or sharing pics from vacation, you've got to have a few tricks left up your sleeve if you want to be funny on Instagram. Especially when it comes to captions.

Do what you do best and keep scrolling for 100 funny Instagram captions!

Best Funny Instagram Captions
1. Praying to the algorithm gods.

2. Reality called, so I hung up.

3. Being this funny is like, a full-time job.

4. Stay strong, I whispered to my WiFi signal.

5. That awkward moment when you're wearing Nikes but you can't do it.

6. Hashtags kinda look like waffles. Am I right?!

7. Can I help you?

8. Young, dumb, and broke.

9. My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

10. Basically a detective.

11. Dogs out.

12. Life is short so smile while you still have teeth.

13. Flights, not feelings.

14. The only marathons I run are on Netflix.

15. Not lazy, just on energy saving mode.

16. How's the algorithm treating YOU today?

17. Beach you to it.

18. It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

19. These vibes only.

20. How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Funny Instagram Captions for Selfies
21. Savage, not average.

22. I showered for this pic.

23. Natural beauty or a whole lot of dry shampoo?

24. What matters is on the inside. Like the fridge, for example.

25. Holding it all together with just one bobby pin.

26. Do I clean up nice or what?

27. Be as picky with who you date as you are with selfies.

28. May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner even.

29. Behind every great selfie is a bestie who approved it.

30. Never underestimate a good hair day or good lighting.

31. Done chasing because I'm the catch.

32. Selfie for your thoughts.

33. My evil twin.

34. I got dressed today.

35. I don't wanna make trouble, all I want is a drink.

36. How do you sleep at night knowing people don't like you? With no underwear in case they want to kiss my a--.

37. Don't study me, you won't graduate.

38. When you're downie, eat a brownie.

39. Never not giving 'em something to talk about.

40. Life's not perfect, but your outfit can be.

Funny Instagram Captions for Friends
41. I don't like to commit myself to heaven and hell. You see, I have friends in both places.

42. Cupcakes in a world of muffins.

43. When worst comes to worst, the squad comes first.

44. Because friends are therapists we can drink with.

45. In squad we trust.

46. The bags under our eyes are designer.

47. We put the 'we' in 'weird.'

48. Good friends and bad ideas.

49. I don't wanna go to heaven since none of my friends will be there.

50. The best memories come from the worst ideas.

51. Best friends don't care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine.

52. A true friend overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

53. We don't need a filter, just group therapy

54. We're not crazy, we're 'mentally hilarious'

55. Blessed with a bestie.

56. Took off our masks for this sh-t.

57. I hope we'll be besties forever. When we die, we can become ghosties and scare people forever.

58. Proof that friendship is just hating the same stuff.

59. She knows where the bodies are buried.

60. Friends, not filters.

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Funny Instagram Captions for Couples
61. The beast to my beauty.

62. They say honesty is the key to any relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.

63. The one who always feeds me when I'm hangry.

64. Some things just go better together (like wine and cheese or you and me).

65. Slid into the DMs. Rest is history.

66. You have stolen a pizza my heart.

67. Cramp in my face from smiling so hard.

68. Kinda cute, also kinda cringe.

69. You're the one I want to binge-watch shows with.

70. He's on the left because I'm always right.

71. Are we a cute couple, an annoying couple, or a little bit of both?

72. If he doesn't bring you snacks, then I don't want him.

73. Little Miss Always Got a Response.

74. You, me, and all the dogs and cats.

75. If you get me wine, I'll get you beer.

76. Two people who just get each other's quirks.

77. I know I'm a handful but that's why you've got two hands.

78. I knew you were the one when you first farted in front of me.

79. He's not perfect but he's not from my hometown.

80. I wasn't even thinking like, 'omg I'm gonna be in a relationship with him.' I was just thinking, 'heard about this BDE, need to get out there.'

Funny Instagram Captions for Holidays
81. The elf did it.

82. Sleigh all day.

83. Feast mode.

84. 'Tis the season to overeat.

85. Merry elfin' holidays.

86. My type of blizzard is found at a Dairy Queen.

87. Define 'nice...'

88. Tinsel in a tangle.

89. Holding on for deer life.

90. Appreciate your chutzpah.

91. Baby all I want for Christmas is for the bags under my eyes to go away.

92. Resting Grinch face.

93. Jingle if you're single.

94. Christmas and chill.

95. Jingle all the way.

96. Rebel without a cause.

97. Love at frost sight.

98. Love you from head to mistletoe.

99. All the jingle ladies.

100. Team snuggle.

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