11 months ago

Flat Earth flat earth music Flobots parody song NASA

Flobots - Handlebars Parody - No Curvature

[ FE Perspective ]

[I can prove the earth has no curvature
No curvature

Look at me, look at me
Hands in the air cause I'm glad to see
All lies!

And there I see another,
Flat as far as the eye can see,
I can show you how to start with level,
I can show you how’ve you’ve been deceived
I can take apart the global model,
And none seem to put it back together

I can tell you spin on a pendulum
I can tell you about the state I’m in
I know all the words to "why would they lie"
And I'm proud to be here in confidence
Me and my friend made a measurement
Me and my friend had some common sense
And guess how far we looked
I can do anything that I want cause, look

I can prove your not on a spinning ball
No spinning ball
And I can see your here with a different goal
with a different goal

[ Deceiver’s perspective ]

Look at me look at me
Just slithered, a-round, here-to-say
I lied!
It’s such a large world
I'm all curled up armed to the teeth
I can make money fool the people quickly
I can make stories so they stay deceived
I can design a lie so large the people will have to stay here trapped with me
I can make new A.I. Robotics
I can make computers survey the people’s intentions
I know how to run the system
I can make you wanna stay psychotic
Masons, Sinners and Dividers
Me and my slaves rearrange the fighters
I pull the strings that control the demons
Program anything here with no resistance
Cause I destroyed it all with a simple lie
With a simple lie (x2)
And I can make sure who to ridicule
of a golden rule, well and propagule

[ Globe perspective ]

Look at me , Look at me
Spinning, man I can’t stop
And it feels so sad to be
Alive and a dot
My curve is somewhere
My space a frontier
My cause a big bang
I cower for more
I can lose myself in imagination
Eat it all up with no examination
Have it all true with indoctrination
Have it fueled by a fascination
I can see a curve on the horizon
Just because I don't like you
Everyone agrees here with no suspicion
We have it all on our Television
Cause we can all agree we spin with satellites
With satellites (x2)
And now I’ll prove you wrong with my telescope
Through a telescope (x2)
And I can finally see that I’ve been double crossed
I’ve been double crossed (X2)
I’ve been double crossed, Really at what cost
We’ve been double crossed