I'm Offended By Literally Everything!
Are you exhausted by everyone getting offended by everything? Are you tired of every issue having to be 'us versus them?' I wrote a sarcastic sing-a-long just for you! Download OFFENDED SING-A-LONG on iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/im-offended-by-literally-everything/id1059383398
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LYRICS
I'm offended because you're gay.
I'm offended by Chick-Fil-A.
I'm offended by your Starbucks cups.
I'm offended by the Donald Trump.
You have an opinion that's different than mine,
So now I gotta scream and whine!
'Cause I'm offended by everything,
Come on now, dance and sing!
I'm offended 'cause you own a gun,
I'm offended 'cause you ain't no fun.
I'm offended by intelligent design.
I'm offended by the way you drive.
I'm offended by your race.
I'm offended when I look at your face.
I'm offended by your immigrants.
I'm offended you're a pacifist.
I'm offended by your pro-war stance.
I'm offended by your sagging pants.
You have an opinion that's different than mine,
So now I gotta scream and whine!
'Cause I'm offended by everything,
Come on now. Dance and sing!
(Spoken)
Uh yes, excuse me, down here, yeah, uh...
Isn't some of this kind of ridiculous?
Are some of these things actually not worth getting offended over?
Is every single one of these battles worth fighting?
Why does it always have to be 'us versus them'?
Why does everything have to so extreme and polarized?
Wasn't this nation made great by leaders and people,
Willing to compromise and SOMETIMES meet in the middle?
WHAT?!?!?!
We're offended 'cause you won't take a stand.
We're offended 'cause you're a middle man.
We're offended 'cause you're ridin the fence.
We're offended by your common sense!
(Spoken)
Download the song! It's only 99 cents.
That's less than that evil cup of coffee you just bought at Starbucks.
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7 months agoDON'T TAKE ANYTHING PERSONALLY
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ThePulse403
1 year agoIf I Offended You
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voldemar85
1 year agoI offended a lot of people saying them...
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