"Applebees Salads Are Full Of Cut Off Fingers" Nasty Lost News Story 2005 (ABC) Inside Edition

Lost Media. It's pretty gross, but it's also pretty funny... OMG. This actually happens. I hadn't even heard of the Wendy's Fingers In the chili Story. Which in retrospect, I should have. The "Ole Finger In The Chili" is one of the oldest tricks in the book. But anyway, this isn't about how nasty Wendy's is. It's about how nasty Applebee's is. Real Nasty.

How does a finger get in a salad? Eww.

It ends perfectly. "Applebee's say's this is an isolated incident." Jesus Christ Applebees, I fucking hope so! You saying it in corpospeak makes me think you all have to pick fingers out of salads all the time though. If I didn't already not eat salads, I'd never eat a salad at applebees (which I already don't eat at) ever again. Gross Applebees. Eww.

Though what is that lady holding at the end. It says she inspects everything she eats, but it looks like she has a handful of catfood. Applebees has turned the whole world topsy turvy.

Disgusting:
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna8391797

OMG it happened again...I didn't look into this when I went on my earlier rant about it happening all the time. It's a real burden being right all the time. Eww.:
https://pasoroblesdailynews.com/bloody-fingertip-found-in-salad-at-local-applebees-woman-says/47371/

Enjoy this News Story of how the devil himself (satan) haunted this woman's toaster. TV news used to be way funnier:
https://youtu.be/IG2pImlDios

July 2005.

Commercial Compilation:
https://youtu.be/wHmAdxa-ew0