GTA Online San Andreas Mercenaries (My Honest Review)

6 months ago
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It's the biggest piece of dogshit

🏷️ TAGS:

#gta #gta5 #gtav #gta5online #gtaonline #gtaupdate #Rockstargames #grandtheftauto

🎶 Songs In Video (in order of occurrence):

Live Or Die (Generation Loss 1 OST)

Don't ask about the description, random gibberish apparently gets videos more exposure so just ignore the following, thank you :)

HEY INTERNET (gamers) (gaming) it is me BIGBANGZINGA (bigbangzinga) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently saw Dream (dream) on MCC island and I was "Oh crap Minecraft YouTubers" and left the lobby

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

HarmNone (harmnone) appeared and said the MrBossFTW is selling iPhones ILLEGALLY on the internet

Then Joker For Life, NitrixWarlord & GhillieMaster appeared out of nowhere to promote their new mixtape (what?)

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around a big as hell table (hello?)

DarkViperAU appeared wearing a shirt that says "Cougars Don't Spawn In Missions" (it's true, they don't. It is MILLIONS TO ONE) and said that "BossManFuckTheWorld is bad"

Ranboo also appeared and said "MrBossFTW is gonna get boxed. Like y'know... Generation Loss hehe"

Then US President Joe reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS & IS WORKING WITH DONALD TR*MP (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

After defeating the evil BossManFuckTheWorld I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (hehe medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the president and I depart back to OCEANIA (epic)

Thank you Joe :)

Then I woke up and was like "oh damn I was alseep the entire time, oh well SNRRRKKK MIMIMIMIMI" :bedge:

Meanwhile, Donaldson Trumpleman is selling his mugshot on eBay (wtf)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

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