Too Smart To Be This McTarded - Dumpster Fire 135
What's bad for America is great for Dumpster Fire. Tucker Carlson discovers poor people stuff. A 90 year old volunteer is fired because of pronouns. Bridget is the Basic B*tch of the Culture Wars.
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0:52 - Capitalism Always Wins
6:51 - We're Living In A South Park
14:14 - RIP/BDE
15:32 - Important Stories We're Ignoring
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17:29 - Never Woke Enough
19:48 - Weather
20:15 - Siri, Please Take My Life
25:40 - Manscaped & Factor
27:57 - Beyond Parody
30:34 - Dumpster Diving
31:45 - Breaking Bridget
37:32 - Phetasy News
38:50 - The Internet Is Glorious
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