Chocolate Biscuit Mongoloids
A light-hearted anthropomorphic rhyme about warring confectionary.
Chocolate biscuit mongoloids
Wielding blancmange knifes
Killed fifty Caucasian popadoms
In a water pistol frenzy.
Jellied eeled wives with haemorrhoids
Living half-life strifeless lives
Have gone kamikaze in jellybean car bombs
Down by the quay.
Two crystal meth blue bottled gingerbread fuhrers
Wearing a Mephistophelian paperknife grin
Baste the chocolate biscuit mongoloids to death
With their methamphetamine liquorice truncheon.
To the candy, abattoir scream the jurors
In a spastic rage of abominable sin
With a gazeuse last breath
The Humpty Dumpty – like judge leaves for luncheon.
Milkybar tombstones with love heart epitaphs.
Commemorate the chocolate biscuit mongoloids
As a lucky bag full of relatives in fits of pandemonium
Curse the caucasian popadoms and gingerbread fuhrers.
Suddenly, with radioactive candy cane bow staffs,
Appeared the jellied eeled wives with haemorrhoids
Flailing about, blowing up the place like plutonium
Unable to sit still, they leave, leaving behind only their auras.
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