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LIVE CHAT:

Qriist Supporter FIRST.

Qriist Supporter SECOND.

Qriist Supporter THIRD.
Qriist
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RonGreen1 https://youtu.be/5fhgUKUmWb4?si=GlFxysxygwbp3eDQ

RonGreen1 Beverly has a new disco duck.

thrasybulus Odds of an on time start.

thrasybulus ?

thrasybulus 0%

MudderFetcher which name did you end-up for the new duck?

JQuickDraw Supporter I received an invite to this strange stream. DimSide, sounds interesting. I'll give it a try.

thrasybulus No intro again.

MudderFetcher Unduckcided

JQuickDraw Supporter You need to pick a name. Stop ducking your responsibility.

Qriist Supporter I said what I said. Those other people before me didn't count.

Egerog Ducks!!!

JQuickDraw Supporter Maury makes me think of Maury Povich.

RonGreen1 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang was Dick Van Dyke's best movie.

Egerog My youngest played a Duck in a school play called Honk. (it is the ugly duckling story)

JQuickDraw Supporter That was the movie where he rana child slave labor ring.

thrasybulus "He's a peekin'." Sounds like a pervert.

MudderFetcher Swans: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCb0V3uTfVA

JQuickDraw Supporter If swans honk, that forever ruins my mental image of them as graceful and ethereal.

Guyinroom83 ducks 4 palestine.

RonGreen1 There's a zebra on the loose in North Bend WA. The locals have put up zebra crossing signs.

Guyinroom83 better use it while you can erl

thrasybulus Can't spy on your phone from your browser.

JQuickDraw Supporter Sorry I'm with the Ginger on this one. I hear there's a place called Sparklegleam farm, and I instantly feel magical and shiny, like riding a rainbow on a unicorn.

Guyinroom83 you know you don't have to use tik tok right

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator No, then they can copy your keystrokes.

MudderFetcher it's almost like TikTok is some kind of psychological weapon

thrasybulus Download this spyware, I mean app.

Guyinroom83 yeah, almost like. really really almost like

thrasybulus Sunk Cost Fallacy.

Guyinroom83 sunken duck fallacy

MudderFetcher Fowlacy

JQuickDraw Supporter Sucking duck fallacy

Egerog Call it Animal Farm

JQuickDraw Supporter And dress the ducks like Napoleon.

Guyinroom83 call it Free Palestine. i haven't heard or seen anyone say that here yet. the silence is deafening, ya'll.
Qriist
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plucky poultry pothole patch payment

MudderFetcher my YT feed is so full of animal stuff because of Beverly lmao

JQuickDraw Supporter My YT feed is full of borderline porn try-on haul videos. I don't know how this happened.

thrasybulus Honey, that shirt didn't used to be purple did it? - The Ginger after @HoboEater wears a grapejuice dyed shirt.

Guyinroom83 @JQuickDraw hmm. can't be bc you watched one, or many. probably fforeign hack

JQuickDraw Supporter @Guyinroom83 It was Putin. PutinPorn

Guyinroom83 i had no idea anyone used tik tok on an actual computer

RonGreen1 4 zebras escaped from a trailer, but only 3 have been caught.

JQuickDraw Supporter I use TikTok on an abacus. It's a real bitch connecting the wifi.

Guyinroom83 lol... please call it something something of retarded animals

RonGreen1 The short bus animal rescue.😂

Egerog I am surprised there is no green fur in Nature, there are green scales and green feathers but not fur

thrasybulus I don't watch animal videos. Part of why I never went to Tijuana either.

MudderFetcher sloths are roundabout green

thrasybulus I-81?

thrasybulus Maryland is one of the Evil Seven.

JQuickDraw Supporter "So I brought my gun..." :r+usa:

JQuickDraw Supporter TSA Case? Is that where you store the teeth of the agents you've eaten?

MudderFetcher ah yes the ole yard gun

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly gripping the steering wheel while driving through Maryland: "Don't roll my car. Don't roll my car."

MudderFetcher she can't drive 55

RonGreen1 Beverly drives a Dodge Hellcat

MudderFetcher Apple Mountain Lake...there were no apples, mountains or lakes

MudderFetcher "Excuse me miss, would you like to discuss my girlfriend's menstrual cycle with me?"

thrasybulus Pad changing means he came out on the right side of the pregnancy scare.

JQuickDraw Supporter "Oh my beautiful girlfriend is in there. She's probably shooting up some heroin, then masturbating. She'll be out lickety split, ma'am." *smiles and shoots air guns at you*

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw You forgot "Oh, would you like a trial membership to her Only Fans?"

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus I figured the dude would have the URL on his t-shirt like a good simp.

thrasybulus Why doesn't this place I'm driving through not look like the movie set there from 30 years ago?

Qriist Supporter Apple Mountain Lake: joint headquarters of Applejacks, Mountain Dew, and Land O' Lakes Butter.

thrasybulus The evil seven: NY, NJ, MD, CA, MA, HI, CT. https://www.newsmax.com/FastFeatures/gun-laws-by-state-most/2014/12/14/id/610952/

thrasybulus Gatorade is for Florida Gators football.
OakPoke Supporter Good evening, ladies. Howdy, chat.
OakPoke Supporter Alex Mallard the duck

thrasybulus @OakPoke Evening he who pokes with wood.
OakPoke Supporter 👍
OakPoke Supporter Toads. 👍

MudderFetcher yeah post them toad fucking pics 🐸 🐸
OakPoke Supporter Worms are friendly. chickens like em and they till well. Lone toad. based.

thrasybulus @BeverlyNotQuiteHillbilly in 5 years - We're running out of guest star and character names to keep with the Dick Van Dyke theme. Would like to see pictures of Bus Boy #2?
OakPoke Supporter The males have massive arms, and the females are huge n look fat. the men hold on for.the ride...

Guyinroom83 super long worm... innuendo? tmi

thrasybulus @Guyinroom83 I figured it was a missed Dune segueway.

MudderFetcher whenever someone asks what this stream is about just clip the last 20mins or so for them lmfao
OakPoke Supporter female cats like to eat the baby mice..

thrasybulus Foxes are for Russian experiments.
OakPoke Supporter animal orgies galore

thrasybulus Here an orgy, there an orgy, everywhere an orgy. - Revised preschool song.

MudderFetcher come for the animal orgies, stay for Jesus
OakPoke Supporter What state for the play? guessing Ohio or Indiana

thrasybulus Ohio takes too much pride in being able to spell the state's name.

Guyinroom83 i think 'dont mess up a play about jesus' in in the bible somewhere. damnation incoming erl
OakPoke Supporter orchestra? violin? bass? cello?

Guyinroom83 its a duck orchestra
OakPoke Supporter Ohio seems OK. idk if I've driven through it...

thrasybulus What would Adam West hum?

MudderFetcher Beverly you're never alone when you are playing music for Jesus

Guyinroom83 ohio is the human trafficking capital of the us, fun fact.

MudderFetcher did Tool write that music?

Guyinroom83 i change time signatures in my sleep.

thrasybulus Isn't there a county in PA that's the metal capital of America?

Guyinroom83 yeah, c flat is also B. F flat is E

thrasybulus Lancaster?

Guyinroom83 lancaster is super amish
OakPoke Supporter Red wiggler worms used to break down my scraps and coffee grounds

RonGreen1 Beverly is now a journalist for National Geographic.
OakPoke Supporter massive toads

MudderFetcher some toads can't climax unless they get stepped on

thrasybulus Apparently there is a documentary Barn Burner: The Rise of the Lancaster County Metal Scene.
OakPoke Supporter PA, nice. I think I bought Amish black licorice... keyboard 👍

JQuickDraw Supporter So worms are buttheads. Could a worm befriend a beaver? Never mind.

thrasybulus Back in the day people would sell "diet pills" that made you thinner with tapeworm heads in them.

Guyinroom83 i heard that too, and about lizards, able to duplicate themselves if they're cut in half

Guyinroom83 yeah i hated that in music theory class. reading music sucks
OakPoke Supporter I went to sesame street land in PA as a kid. stayed in morissville maybe...

JQuickDraw Supporter So you could build a lizard army with just one lizard and a large meat cleaver?

Guyinroom83 shoo fly pie

thrasybulus There is only one fruit pie per family, it just gets regifted forever.

Guyinroom83 wow, that sucks

Guyinroom83 i also have aidvantage

Guyinroom83 i dont think any of mine will be forgiven. they're too old i think

thrasybulus @HoboEater would save no money. Biden keeps "forgiving" student loans and being told by the courts he has no power to do so.

Guyinroom83 yeah didn't that get struck down last time?

Guyinroom83 thats me. i had over 80k for sure

thrasybulus @Guyinroom83 And the time before that.

thrasybulus Biden's forgivenesses are suspiciously timed to elections...
OakPoke Supporter 10k from the taxpayers to the loan company, banks, who has not got a dime fro. Tyrone... So those who made the loans probably love it

Guyinroom83 isnt every art school a scam?

Guyinroom83 and many art degrees, philosophy degrees, etc

thrasybulus It was not uncommon at some schools back in the day that entry standards weren't that high, but like 1/3 failed in the first year. U of AZ used to get lots of kids from CA in that bucket in the 50/60s

Guyinroom83 my friend got a B in some class, and he literally aced everything in the class. the prof just gave him a B anyway

thrasybulus I tried using a writing center once. The time delay was so impractical that it was useless for most assignments.
OakPoke Supporter She liked you because of your toad rap music videos.

MudderFetcher business in the front, art in the back

thrasybulus The Science of Queer Dance Theory.

Guyinroom83 erl got a bachelors there but it was spelled batchelors and written with crayon

thrasybulus ROTC exists at a lot of colleges because of the fact that all land grant colleges/unis are required by law to have it.

Guyinroom83 those entry standards sounded pretty low then

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Open enrollment.

Guyinroom83 i always see your guys chat comments, THEN see you type them on stream

thrasybulus Ever seen some of the later seasons of The Wire? Baltimore education looks so progressive. Social Promotion and all.

RonGreen1 Education now is all about teachers salaries and benefits. Teaching students is secondary.

thrasybulus Homework is largely a scam.

Guyinroom83 dont blame the teachers its the admin from what i hear

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator Most teachers care more about their salaries than fighting bad pedagogy.

thrasybulus I remember the bus for middle/high school arriving at the stop at 0635. I wasn't the first stop either.

thrasybulus Teaching went downhill when schoolhouses grew to more than one room.

Guyinroom83 yeah my friend is a teacher that cares. but everyone else at his school doesnt
OakPoke Supporter 6 48 for middle school bus... I missed it all the time and had to jog 2 miles quickly to.not be late.

Guyinroom83 just say no erl.

JQuickDraw Supporter Luckily I was recruited into a friendly gang in school, so I was protected. The Sweat-Hogs were my support group during my formative years.

Guyinroom83 i think once you do favors for people, they keep asking you unless you eventually put your foot down.

Guyinroom83 esp if you always say yes. i think people just go 'Erl will do that'

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly, it's okay to say "no" if you don't want to or can't do something. I mean, unless I need a favor, but other than me, just say no.

Guyinroom83 'im a teacher. what's your superpower?'
OakPoke Supporter Friendly gang sounds nice. there were two gangs, make that 3 gangs, in middle school, but they weren't really real

thrasybulus I know a teacher who was interested early in their career in moving to their fav vacation spot to teach. Realized they'd be one of the best paid people in the tourist town. Decided not to.

MudderFetcher gotta shutdown those pdf torrents

Guyinroom83 @thrasybulus why didnt they
OakPoke Supporter BRB

thrasybulus The multiple editions thing came out of an economics textbook written by a prof at MIT who figured it out.

Guyinroom83 i had a class that the required book was written by the professor

thrasybulus @Guyinroom83 Decided that they didn't want to move away from family. Plus town is great to visit, but poorish.

thrasybulus Frats used to keep the old tests and papers for various courses and profs you could consult.

Guyinroom83 'biden forgives loans for art school that Erly went to but not for Erly only' - now on npr
Quaser Just got here , hello and yes you are welcome to my presence 🏴 🇬🇧👍😁

thrasybulus I learned many things in the Marine Corps. Among them, Never Volunteer Again.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Quaser :r+leotoast:

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus Fool me once...

thrasybulus I had multiple classes where the proof was an author of one of the books.
Quaser @JquickDraw 👍

JQuickDraw Supporter Oh wow, Beverly is going to like the prequels. Holy hell.

JQuickDraw Supporter Alex giving up the manatee news

MudderFetcher never go Full Twat!

Guyinroom83 not covering any of the protest riots stuff?

purpletiger69 @thrasybulus Never Again Volunteer Yourself is NAVY. Uncle Sam's Misguided Children is USMC.

thrasybulus Kegels for tightness.
OakPoke Supporter CC

thrasybulus @purpletiger69 yoU Signed a Motherfucking Contract.

MudderFetcher re-watching them just makes me laugh
Quaser Cunt corner must be the UK Government .

Guyinroom83 episode 3 was good, and parts of 1.

purpletiger69 yeah take the letters

thrasybulus Aren't Ready for Marines Yet.
OakPoke Supporter The other day, I got a farmers almanac and tried to break various world records. Wild times.

JQuickDraw Supporter If I remember, one of the opening crawls on the first two prequels had a looong description of trade wars and contract negation. Woohoo exciting star wars swashbuckling space opera!

Guyinroom83 honestly i take the prequels now over most of the new star wars

thrasybulus chAIR FARCE just misspells its name. What do you expect from an org that came from the ARMY.

Guyinroom83 i just thought episode 2 was dull and i totally forget it
OakPoke Supporter They interfered with elections via media, social media. The nerve.

purpletiger69 Yeah LOL

JQuickDraw Supporter @Guyinroom83 Two wrongs don't make a right lol. The sequels are trash, but the prequels were boooring.

Guyinroom83 yeah but boring with parts of good is better than just totally incoherent
Quaser It will get passed silly , but worth a popcorn bucket !!!.

Guyinroom83 i did like rise of the skywalker as like a standalone movie though. and rogue one
OakPoke Supporter Holland hoop, based.

MudderFetcher Beverly is putting together an Animal Orgies coffee table book

thrasybulus "Play a video game and go to bed" seems like code for stream on twitch and only fans.

JQuickDraw Supporter The only thing from the prequels I liked was Palpatine's coming out party. Ian McDiarmid does gleeful evil really really well.

Guyinroom83 yeah the last jedi is the worst star wars ever, imo
Quaser London maroryl election , who gets in ? Tomorrow , ps who cares lol.

JQuickDraw Supporter Last Jedi: you're handed the middle movie of a trilogy, and you fuck everything up so badly that the original director is brought back for the last movie to try to fix your steaming pile of a movie.

MudderFetcher it's not a Universe...it's a Galaxy far far away

Guyinroom83 star wars star wars star wars star wars

Guyinroom83 Erl, can you come to the school from 5am - 9 pm to discuss star wars

thrasybulus Star Wars is the one with Captain Kirk right?

MudderFetcher I like the guy in the belly shirt behind her lmfao

Guyinroom83 yeah, but the nypd came and physically removed them from columbia yesterday

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus troll level 7, good initial emotional reaction, but quick mental correction and recovery

MudderFetcher poor bastard would be tossed off of a rooftop soooo fast lol
Quaser Free palestine , At least sell it for a PIZZA

JQuickDraw Supporter Trying to grow a child as a vegan is abuse.

thrasybulus Imagine what an occupying protest would have looked like at an american university in 1947 with all the WW2 vets who lived through the great depression.
OakPoke Supporter Full agreement on vegan. vegetarian isn't nearly as retarded, but both....I mean...

JQuickDraw Supporter They never talk about protein honestly either. Just adding up the raw protein total is not enough. Amino acid profiles are paramount to getting QUALITY complete protein.

Guyinroom83 its kinda crazy that erl isn't a vegan though, rescuing retarded ducks and all

thrasybulus Send them the pork sampler.
OakPoke Supporter JQuick sure. I mean they might eat some beans, but it's carb and calorie heavy too.. many just eat noodles and idk, veggies fruit

MudderFetcher the dust and air diet

JQuickDraw Supporter I find that I have no sympathy for the universities. The protesters are stupid, but the schools are one of the main reasons for the decline of the country the last century.
OakPoke Supporter Carnivore Alex. Oosh

Guyinroom83 yeah, the students are just being little toddlers having tantrums, the staff is being bad parents who are scared to put their foot down

JQuickDraw Supporter Yeah, but I don't care if the students actually do bring about the demise of the colleges. Good riddance.

thrasybulus One of the problems athletes who overtrain have is a lack of appetite. It's weird to do that much activity and not be hungry. Had it happen to me once.
OakPoke Supporter The universities have been taking normal people and destroying them for decades...
OakPoke Supporter I would much rather be carnivore than vegan

Guyinroom83 i agree, they need to crumble. they're super corrupt anyway
OakPoke Supporter Bill Gates virus to make us allergic to meat...

RonGreen1 Eat pizza everyday. All the food groups are represented.

thrasybulus Buddy worked in a DRs office, one day the drug rep was coming for lunch and called to ask what to order cause theyd asked for BBQ. Apparently rep was a lifelong vegetarian.

Guyinroom83 erl eats dogs and cats?

JQuickDraw Supporter Diet is largely an n=1 situation. Yes, there are things we all share regarding nutrition, but each person will find what works for them, and it will be unique enough to not work for most others.

thrasybulus @Guyinroom83 Wrong kind of asian.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly: "I'm on the carnivore diet." Friend: "Oh you only eat meat?" Beverly: "Carnivores. I only eat carnivores."

Guyinroom83 im sick of people going on about carnivore and keto diets. it seems tied to being anti woke, a diet shouldnt be political

RonGreen1 Of you put a piece of lettuce on a cheeseburger, that makes it health food.

Guyinroom83 i agree, all faculty should be fired at these schools, anyone encouraging it

JQuickDraw Supporter It's one of the tenets of marxism, to make everything political so people have no place to escape.

MudderFetcher the guy telling them "This is a library" video is from years ago pretty sure
OakPoke Supporter Pizza!!!
OakPoke Supporter He was excited. Nice
OakPoke Supporter Love the Asian guy

RonGreen1 Don't make noise when Bruce Lee is in the library.
Quaser RABBIT is lovely !!!.
Quaser Flouride in UK water is mental ..

JQuickDraw Supporter From what I understand, flouride can help your teeth in small, controlled, topical doses. So government's brilliant idea is to just dump it in the water, so kids can ingest it all day.

thrasybulus Dr Stranglove taught me about floridated water.

thrasybulus Municipal.
Quaser Tap water

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus I thought the lesson from Strangelove was that women sap your vital fluids.

JQuickDraw Supporter And it's possible to ride a rocket literally.
OakPoke Supporter I think most areas are mandated to add it.

thrasybulus @JQuickDraw The flouride in the water saps your vital essences and impacts your performance with women.
OakPoke Supporter It's true. It attacks our precious bodily fluids.

thrasybulus Isn't flouride an industrial byproduct?
OakPoke Supporter Ever seen a Ruskie drink water? No, no. Vodka.
Quaser Floride is a poison in water

JQuickDraw Supporter @thrasybulus Crap, I need to stop using Crest.

RonGreen1 Just say no to floride. Drink more beer.🍺
OakPoke Supporter Have you ladies watched That movie with Mandrake and the water conspiracy?
Quaser 🍺👍

thrasybulus Anyone ever seen a protest at a trade school?

Guyinroom83 remember in the show invicible the one girl says 'i heard that college has a great social justice program'
OakPoke Supporter yes!!!!
OakPoke Supporter Lol great flick. great fluoride talk
Quaser Dont forget most water pipes were all lead ,

MudderFetcher Beverly films the animal orgies and then Alex eats the animals

Guyinroom83 do people even still go to trade schools

thrasybulus My culinary studies program had a masters of science in dish washing.
Quaser More people need to more hands on , like me , LADIES ...LOL.

MudderFetcher welders who have their own rig are always in demand
OakPoke
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It's true! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J67wKhddWu4
Quaser Dr strangelove ,bucket list movie

Guyinroom83 commies aren't alive

Guyinroom83 predictive programming...
OakPoke Supporter It is a classic indeed lmao

Guyinroom83 bucket list? more like duck-it list

Guyinroom83 good ol' ed wood
Quaser No.......

JQuickDraw Supporter How times have changed. I remember back when either Plan 9 or Manos Hands of Fate were considered the worst movie ever. Before Birdemic came along.

MudderFetcher NERDS!!!!
OakPoke Supporter Never watched Star Wars tbh.

Guyinroom83 the hate was overblown, bc expectations were insanely high, and yeah they were far worse

thrasybulus 4-6 are the originals right?

MudderFetcher I expect Jar Jar impressions from both of you
OakPoke Supporter Planet 9 was great.

thrasybulus :r+typingcat:
OakPoke Supporter Sorry...District 9 I mean...South africa movie
Quaser PLAN B

MudderFetcher night everyone ♥️ 🍻
OakPoke Supporter Night mudder...and good night everyone

thrasybulus A Woman Author sounds like a weird penname.

thrasybulus Gills

thrasybulus Tails

JQuickDraw Supporter Book Light
OakPoke Supporter Deep sea fish, some the eye has moved , like halibut
OakPoke Supporter I think...

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OakPoke Supporter Gnight chat. Gnight ladies.

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

thrasybulus Night fellow reprobates.

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