Duodecuple Entendre By Adam Stark

15 days ago
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Duodecuple Entendre’ (12 times entendre)
Lyrics:
“Rapper Curtis Jackson AKA Fifth AKA ‘50 Cent’,
Launching bullets at foes, how many? There were 50 sent,
His crew is wack but they say Fifth, decent,
4 of his submarines went under, and just now we see the fifth descend,
Grading papers for his students and mailing them, just had the fifth ‘D’ sent,
Oh and now electronically mailing them, this paper was the fifthed e-sent,
Shipping his new tea beverages and currently just had the fifth tea sent,
Shipping his white tee shirts too, just had his fifth tee sent,
He’s asking a lawyer: “how do you reacting to your client pleading the fifth?” “Decent”
Transferred all the music catalogs from the year 1950, sent,
He hates this specific low temperature, he’s wondering when will the 50’s end?
He’s winking and giving clues in outgoing messages, just had his fifth tease sent“

My only regret is being forced to use proper nouns (which is a specific person place or thing; so for example instead of saying ‘Adam Stark’ I would say ‘that guy’ or ‘that man’ ect.)
Proper nouns I try my best to stay away from because it’s better to be general or ambiguous, that way it applies to more listeners. Using proper nouns means that I can say something specific and it may not be a known person place or thing to some listeners.
Multiple literal meanings are my specialty, it’s where you say one rhyme, one way (no forcing) and with the clever setup language applied you can have it saying multiple different meanings at the same exact time (very talented.)
Entendres are cool, but they are not as talented by far. It’s taking the rhyme part and just listing them out instead of making them combined into one for multiple literal meanings. This specific example I had to do because most people actually prefer entendres for some reason, so I wanted to make an epic one!

I have nothing against 50 Cent, his name and aliases just happen to work very well for entendres.

This is a 12 line entendre, a Duodecuple entendre! Better than a double entendre, triple entendre, quadruple entendre, quintuple entendre, sextuple entendre, septuple entendre, nonuple entendre, decuple entendre, and an undecuple entendre!

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