Ralph Promises to never do it again

Northam also vowed to remain in office, arguing that he's learned his lesson -- decades late -- and that he'll never act like a racist douche again (starting after the press conference, of course).

In fact, when a reporter asked him if it was time for him to step aside, he had the gall to argue that, no, he doesn't need to step aside, because he's such an honest guy, and honesty is what's needed in politics.