A Thousand Ways to Steal Toilet Paper | 4/3/20

Laredo, Texas, orders residents to wear masks when going out in public or using public transportation. Keith finds out what “Netflix and chill" means. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp didn’t know asymptomatic people could pass the virus. Jeffy should have been in the Netflix show "Tiger King." Did "Tiger King" save Netflix? Stealing toilet paper? Are the wealthy buying out hotels? Tom Brady buys Derek Jeter’s house. An ironic neighborhood has the most cases of coronavirus in the country. Cuomo’s ex-girlfriend responds to speculation about whether he has nipple rings. Police put a message on a cop car. Nothing reusable in San Francisco. Do stores decide what’s essential and non-essential? "Wet" markets closed in China. Jay Leno shamed for dog comment. Another parody from Nation of Jake! Hair-freezing contest!