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“Always respect Mother Nature. Especially when she weighs 400 pounds and is guarding her baby.”

- James Rollins.

“Three rebels against the light: the thief, the adulterer, and the bat.”

- Hebrew Proverb.

“Beaver do better work than the Corps of Engineers.”

- Mike Todd.

“The happiness of the bee and the dolphin is to exist. For man, it is to know that and to wonder at it.”

- Jacques Yves Cousteau.

“The fox provides for himself, but God provides for the lion.”

- William Blake.

"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."

- Marilyn Monroe

“Never did he fail to respond savagely to the chatter of the squirrel he had first met on the blasted pine.”

- Jack London.

“To have a huge, friendly whale willingly approach your boat and look you straight in the eye is without doubt one of the most extraordinary experiences on the planet.”

- Mark Carwardine.

49. “The eagle may soar; beavers build dams.”

- Bill Vaughan.

50. “My fashion philosophy is if you’re not covered in dog hair, your life is empty.”

- Elayne Boosler.

51. “Scratch a dog and you’ll find a permanent job.”

- Franklin P. Jones.

52. “Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.”

- Moby.

53. “What do dogs do on their day off? Can’t lie around – that’s their job.”

- George Carlin.

54. “I don’t understand people who don’t touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason.”

- Jarod Kintz.

55. “I’ve seen a look in dogs’ eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically, dogs think humans are nuts.”

- John Steinbeck.

56. “Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen though... that's the problem.”

― A.A. Milne.

57. “It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”

- Mark Twain.

58. “The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

- Andy Rooney.

59. “Did you know that there are over 300 words for love in canine?”

- Gabriel Zevin.

60. “We can judge the heart of a man by his treatment of animals.”

- Immanuel Kant.

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61. “A canter is the cure for all evil.”

- Benjamin Disraeli.

62. “I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contained, I stand and look at them long and long.”

- Walt Whitman.

63. “There is nothing in which the birds differ more from man than the way in which they can build and yet leave a landscape as it was before.”

- Robert Lynd.

64. “All of the animals except for man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it.”

- Samuel Butler.

65. “Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions, they pass no criticisms.”

- George Elliot.

66. “The best thing about animals is that they don’t talk much.”

- Thornton Wilder.

67. “Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”

- Sue Murphy.

68. “Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

- Ann Landers.

69. “There’s no need for a piece of sculpture in a home that has a cat.”

- Wesley Bates.

70. “Love the animals: God has given them the rudiments of thought and joy untroubled.”

- Fyodor Dostoyevsky.

71. “I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me, they are the role model for being alive.”

- Gilda Radner.

72. “My dog is a half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!”

- Craig Shoemaker.

73. “If a dog jumps in your lap, it is because he is fond of you; but if a cat does the same thing, it is because your lap is warm.”

- Alfred North Whitehead.

74. “The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.”

- Ambrose Bierce.

75. “Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate.”

- Sigmund Freud.

76. “My relationships with my cats have saved me from a deadly, pervasive ignorance.”

- William S. Burroughs.

77. “Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.”

- Max Eastman.

78. “A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution.”

- Hazel Nicholson.

79. “After scolding one’s cat one looks into its face and is seized by the ugly suspicion that it understood every word. And has filed it for reference.”

- Charlotte Gray.

80. “Pets are humanizing. They remind us we have an obligation and responsibility to preserve and nurture and care for all life.”

- James Cromwell.

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81. “I love cats because I enjoy my home; and little by little, they become its visible soul.”

- Jean Cocteau.

82. “Animals are sentient, intelligent, perceptive, funny and entertaining. We owe them a duty of care as we do to children.”

- Michael Morpurgo.

83. “Be kind to all pets and animals because they will be kind back to you.”

- Wesley Porter.

84. “There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”

- Albert Schweitzer.

85. “Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”

- Rod McKuen.

86. “Birds teach us something very important: To whatever height you rise, you will finally come down to the ground!”

- Mehmet Murat Ildan.

87. “If there is a heaven, it’s certain our animals are to be there. Their lives become so interwoven with our own, it would take more than an archangel to detangle them.”

- Pam Brown.

88. “The cat is there when you call her – if she doesn’t have something better to do.”

- Bill Alder.

89. “I’ve met many thinkers and many cats, but the wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

- Hippolyte Taine.

90. “Dogs are our link to paradise. They don’t know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

- Milan Kundera.

91. “I think having an animal in your life makes you a better human.”

- Rachael Ray.

92. “You cannot look at a sleeping cat and feel tense.”

- Jane Pauley.

93. “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”

- Josh Billings.

94. “No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you feel rich.”

- Louis Sabin.

95. “They say the smart dog obeys but the smarter dog knows when to disobey.”

- Amy Hempel.

96. “If a man aspires towards a righteous life, his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.”

- Albert Einstein.

97. “Animals share with us the privilege of having a soul.”

- Pythagoras.

98. “Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”

- Alfred A. Montapert.

99. "Ideas are like rabbits. You get a couple and learn how to handle them, and pretty soon you have a dozen."

- John Steinbeck.

100. “The love for all living creatures is the most noble attribute of man.”

- Charles Darwin.

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