Dude does stuff

Agent Dude makes chevon chorizo from scratch. -1 lb ground chevon (any ground meat may be substituted but chevon is the greatest of all time) -1/4 cup red wine vinegar -1 Tbsp paprika -1 tsp cumin -1 tsp coriander -1 tsp garlic powder -1 tsp onion powder -1 tsp black pepper -1 tsp salt -1 to 2 tsp crushed red chili Mix spices and vinegar in a small bowl. Add spices to meat in a large bowl and mix thoroughly by hand. Cover and chill (overnight is best). Fry the chorizo until thoroughly cooked. Add some eggs or diced fried potatoes and serve in hot corn tortillas. Musical score: Romance De Juegos Prohibidos Music is public domain.

Agent Dude makes Rice Crispy Treats: -6 cups cereal (Crisp Rice) -40 marshmallows -1 stick of butter Drink coffee. Melt the butter. Add marshmallows to melted butter and stir over low heat until the marshmallows are fully melted. Stir in cereal and mix until fully coated in goo. Press mixture into a buttered baking dish - chill, cut, and serve. Critics agree this treat is an 8 out of 10! Music is public domain.

Agent Dude shoots a Bear Super Grizzly 45# traditional recurve bow.

Agent Dude measures the height of a dead Blue Oak tree using a TruPulse 200L laser rangefinder.

Watch in horror as Agent Dude is consumed whole by the butt end of a fallen Oak. Will he make it out alive? You have to watch to find out.

While evaluating and flagging a tree, Agent Dude discovers a tiny rattlesnake. So what does he do? What any man with a camera phone and stick would do, he videos himself poking at the snake with the stick and then posts it on Rumble. Watch as the tiny vivola strikes uselessly at the giant stick prodding it to action. Marvel at the intense but soundless vibration of the pubescent rattle. Then imagine trying to put a tiny mask on the tiny snake… “Come and Make Me!” He hisses at you before delivering a devastating micro-dose of neuro-toxin resulting in the amputation of your thumb, or worse!

A dude makes biscuits and gravy. Agent Dude makes biscuits and gravy from scratch. Biscuits: 4 cups flour 5 tsp baking powder 1 1/2 tsp salt 10 tbsp butter 1 1/2 cups milk Gravy: 1 lb breakfast sausage 1/3 cup flour 3 cups milk Music: Sugar Baby by Dock Boggs, recorded in 1927 Dry Bones by Bascom Lamar Lunsford, recorded in 1928

A dude makes a survival keychain or key fob from parachute cord (aka paracord or 550 cord). Agentdude weaves a handsomely tied key fob using two, four foot long strands of paracord utilizing a “square” weave (sometimes called a “cross” weave) and finishing with a four-strand crown knot. This video could be used as a “how-to” or you could simply enjoy the accompanying Violin Concerto in F Minor.

WARNING: Absolutely disgusting video. Do not watch if you have a weak constitution, are prone to stomach ailments, have eaten within the last hour, or you are planning to eat within the next hour. Agent Burse A. Sac squirts bursitis juice from his damaged elbow. Narrated by Agent Dude. Best viewed in high definition... or maybe not.

This video is the actual super secret Russian transmission, intercepted by Agent Dude, of a KGB spy explaining his infiltration of the Catholic Church. This video maybe illegal in Ukraine, Georgia, Hungary, Latvia, Lithuania, Germany, and Indonesia. Please check with your local authorities before downloading. Music is public domain: Soviet Union national Anthem, 1977.

Dude’s daughter almost sits by a snake on a hike in the woods North of Lake Conroe. She wanted to stop for a break and a drink of water, but the next log to sit on was already taken by a Copperhead.

A dude demolishes a mature Oak tree, start to finish. This video is a solo tree demolition with appropriate hard rock accompaniment. The dude climbs the tree using a rope, spurs, and a saddle, and then reduces the tree to sticks and sawdust with his Stihl 192t and MS360. On the final cut he has wedges and an axe at the ready, utilizing the axe to knock out the face cut. He places a safety wedge by hand just before the trunk falls neatly onto the brush pad. The demolished tree was a mature Water Oak (Quercus nigra) with a ganoderma infection. The ganoderma infection likely manifested after a lightning strike five years previous. Music is public domain downloaded from freepd.com: “Jack the Lumberer” by Alexander Nakarada “Construction” by Alexander Nakarada “Circuit” by Alexander Nakarada

WARNING: This is another gratuitous video in which a dude’s dog violently attacks, kills, and eats a “hopless” grasshopper. Molly, the dog, is back with a haircut and hankerin’ for hopper. Is this video cute or disturbing? You decide — if you can handle the gore.

A dude makes a survival bracelet from parachute cord (aka 550 cord or “paracord”). Starting with approximately six feet each of green and gold parachute cord he constructs a simple bracelet accompanied by classical piano music. The video could be used as a “How-to” for someone interested in making their own bracelet. The bracelet contains approximately four feet of cord after completion.

A dude’s dog gets a grasshopper (with a little help). Hilarious short video of a tiny mop-of-a-dog chasing a grasshopper across the floor and losing track of it before she gets a little help. Molly, the dog, devours the grasshopper in the end. WARNING: this video may not be suitable for the faint of heart. Scenes of extreme dog on grasshopper violence.

A dude makes pancakes from scratch. Set to the Sorcerer’s Apprentice by Paul Dukas. The dude uses the following recipe: Pancakes from scratch: 2 cups flour 3 tbs sugar 1 1/2 tsp baking powder Pinch of salt 2 cups milk 2 eggs 1/4 tsp vanilla 3 tbs melted butter

A dude makes a stool (no not that kind of stool). Great bluegrass music by Charlie Poole, “White House Blues”. The dude makes a one-piece yellow pine stool from an old 13 inch diameter by 17 inch length seasoned loblolly round using a chainsaw. Actual make was 12 minutes and 30 seconds, edited down to 3 minutes 30 seconds. Every step of the process is shown for anyone looking for a “how-to”. Could be a great first project for an aspiring chainsaw carver or a fun diversion for anyone handy with a chainsaw who has 10 or 20 minutes to spare and a round of wood to work.

A dude makes Carne asada out of thin sliced t-bones and ribeyes. He starts by making a classic Northern Mexico Carne Asada marinade, and proceeds to grill the meat with standard sides, corn, potatoes, onions, and green chiles. Music is all public domain.

ISA Certified Arborist, Agent Dude, checks his Satsuma for signs of life after the historic 2021 Texas freeze. Texas Citrus did not fare well. Most unprotected citrus were destroyed by the freeze. The only trees that survived without help were Kumquats, a handful of Satsumas, and native citrus (sour orange). This video demonstrates how to check a citrus tree to see, definitively, if it is dead. Scape the bark with a knife. Moist wood and green bark indicate live tissue, and dry, blackened bark indicates dead tissue. This particular Satsuma is dead, but the root (sour orange) is still alive.

South Texas girl rolls down snow covered hill in Colorado.

A dude catches a squirrel in a primitive live “dead fall” trap.

A dude throws knives at a wood target.