Beware the Moon Podcast

right in the face So many mofos on tonight. So many mofos on because of rumble partner. So much stream. Cant take it any mas. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! I would hug a wild tiger for you ("why would you do that?" stfu thats not the point)

"I cant see" i say to my dog as she stands in my lap and blocks my monitor. "i don geeve a shiit" she says as she continues to stand there. SHOUT OUT TO ME SUBS!!!!!!! Youre more precious than the last white rhino

Wearing my "useless" shirt lmao SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You are all beautiful and incredible. You guys are better than not wearing your seat belt on the Tower of Terror (which is the most fun you can have without dying). If you're still reading, I'll let you in on a secret: i accidentally spelled it "salvery" instead of "slavery" the first time and since people rolled with it, i thought "heck, i should roll with it too" but it was completely unintentional

with GE featuring albums with SophmoreJohn

Seriously. Why am i putting them here? They do nothing. There is no search engine on this site. Why do I bother?

Overwatch SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!!! i endorse all of you. Unfortunately, my endorsement means absolutely nothing. I am regretful of this. so sorry :/

Processors are fine, so lets hope this works. Rumble has been struggling with my streaming the last few days :/ SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Theyre with me, even when my computer isnt.

Rumble is updating something useless so i am here, again, because my stream basically imploded on itself

SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Every pal i enslave is yours

The slavery part is consensual, the "criminal activity" however is another story... SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!! You're beautiful, you're wonderful, you're incredible. Even if you aren't part lion, i still love you.

I will catch everything in my balls. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Not only do they put up with me, but they ACTUALLY support me :') Mom would be so proud, thank you guys If you're still reading, then you know what you are. Dont forget to be taking notes, we will be implementing some of these strategies for The Cause

This is two parts threat one part promise. SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!!! They're cuter than your subs, they're even cuter than pub subs. LAST TUESDAY OF THE MONTH: pod drop FIRST TWO WEEKS OF MARCH: im on vacay LAST MONTH OF MY LIFE: has been hell

This is not a game for children and you WILL NOT change my mind. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!!!!!!!! Theyre beautiful. More beautifuller than anyone else's subs and im not sorry

A brief stream of Palworld for your afternoon. Not sure if I'll stream tonight or not, it all depends on family time. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!!!!!!! My subs are better than yours

Playing solo and on hard mode to prove that pokemon has never given me what i truly wanted SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!!!!!!!!!!! They're better than you, and we know it

FOR THE PALS!!! i had pals in high school, but they werent my slaves.

MORE CULT ACTION! Find fused: https://rumble.com/user/FusedAegisTV (he is cult leader here) find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight find princess: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Y'all should have the first ticket to mars--if you want to. Personally, i find space terrifying, but you do you. My point is: the beauty of the universe should be yours. So, there. DO NOT WORRY ILLUMIRATTI! This cult doesnt take precedence over you. We will still meet when the moon is nigh to talk about illuminating the depravity of the devil

Hafta do a bit of an announcement in the middle of this one. Maybe like, 30 mins in? an hour in? Something like that. THANK YOU TO ALL MY SUBS!!!!!!! You guys are genuinely the best, i would wrestle a mad rhinoceros for you and i mean that. If you're still reading, just know that i had olive garden today and they fuckt my life up with breadsticks and im not mad about it

I need someone to put a denny's near me STAT. I also still need 70 pushups coughcoughraikencoughough SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS--you're more beautiful than beach sunsets, and i mean that Have you ever heard a coyote yipping? Its horrifying. I need you to bring me 3 coyotes for the illumiratti meeting, thank you.

MORE CULT ACTION! Find fused: https://rumble.com/user/FusedAegisTV (he is cult leader here) find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight find princess: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Y'all should have the first ticket to mars--if you want to. Personally, i find space terrifying, but you do you. My point is: the beauty of the universe should be yours. So, there. DO NOT WORRY ILLUMIRATTI! This cult doesnt take precedence over you. We will still meet when the moon is nigh to talk about illuminating the depravity of the devil

stream kept freezing so i try again MORE CULT ACTION! Find fused: https://rumble.com/user/FusedAegisTV (he is cult leader here) find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight find princess: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!!! Y'all should have the first ticket to mars--if you want to. Personally, i find space terrifying, but you do you. My point is: the beauty of the universe should be yours. So, there. DO NOT WORRY ILLUMIRATTI! This cult doesnt take precedence over you. We will still meet when the moon is nigh to talk about illuminating the depravity of the devil

MORE CULT ACTION! Find fused: https://rumble.com/user/FusedAegisTV (he is cult leader here) find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight find princess: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami If you haven't heard: MY SUBS ARE THE BEST AND I WISH THEM THE BESTEST OF DAYS/WEEKS/MONTHS/YEARS!! This cult actually centers around bringing such goodness to my subs.

I guess this is like a Graveyard Keeper/Stardew Valley type game SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!! WhenLogicDies does fun drumming and GAMES! great sense of humor, only slightly bald. Find him here: https://rumble.com/user/whenlogicdies Nubes is glorious and does lots of fun game stuffs: https://rumble.com/c/NubesALot PRINCESS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL, if you need to giggle at an inappropriate joke (and lets be real, we all do) find her here: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami MissesMaam is KILLER at beat saber and also is boss of chill streams. Find her here: https://rumble.com/user/MissesMaam Kenizi does GTA mastery and (for the followers) watch streams! Find kenizi here: https://rumble.com/c/YefuneKenizi And last, but not least, find Pbeavr here. He accepts log donations: https://rumble.com/user/pbeavr (he dont stream, but follow him anyway) Im so tired and i just want it to STOP

I guess this is like a Graveyard Keeper/Stardew Valley type game SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!! WhenLogicDies does fun drumming and GAMES! great sense of humor, only slightly bald. Find him here: https://rumble.com/user/whenlogicdies Nubes is glorious and does lots of fun game stuffs: https://rumble.com/c/NubesALot PRINCESS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL, if you need to giggle at an inappropriate joke (and lets be real, we all do) find her here: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami MissesMaam is KILLER at beat saber and also is boss of chill streams. Find her here: https://rumble.com/user/MissesMaam Kenizi does GTA mastery and (for the followers) watch streams! Find kenizi here: https://rumble.com/c/YefuneKenizi And last, but not least, find Pbeavr here. He accepts log donations: https://rumble.com/user/pbeavr (he dont stream, but follow him anyway) IF YOU'RE STILL READING, YOU'RE MORE THOROUGH THAN RUMBLE'S STAFF!

I guess this is like a Graveyard Keeper/Stardew Valley type game SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!! WhenLogicDies does fun drumming and GAMES! great sense of humor, only slightly bald. Find him here: https://rumble.com/user/whenlogicdies Nubes is glorious and does lots of fun game stuffs: https://rumble.com/c/NubesALot PRINCESS IS AMAZING AND WONDERFUL, if you need to giggle at an inappropriate joke (and lets be real, we all do) find her here: https://rumble.com/c/PrincessNayami MissesMaam is KILLER at beat saber and also is boss of chill streams. Find her here: https://rumble.com/user/MissesMaam Kenizi does GTA mastery and (for the followers) watch streams! Find kenizi here: https://rumble.com/c/YefuneKenizi And last, but not least, find Pbeavr here. He accepts log donations: https://rumble.com/user/pbeavr (he dont stream, but follow him anyway) IF YOU'RE STILL READING, CONGRATS!!!! YOU'RE PART OF THE ILLUMIRATTI!!!! You are now expected to give .376% of your earnings to the cause, thank you.