Beware the Moon Podcast

Look Zero: searchlights! Honestly, Jack Skellington is the king of optimism. In the span of less than a minute he goes from utter failure, defeat, feeling like he wants to crumble into dust to getting his shite together, re-motivating and refocusing. True role model material. Plus, he fuckt up Christmas--another reason to aspire to be like him. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS--you're more beautiful than beach sunsets, and i mean that is more supposed to go down here? or are you hallucinating? Jk, the directive tonight is bring extra knives, we're beefing it out with other cults. We strike on Merry Chrysler Eve

re-used the title because: NEW SKYRIM MODS!!! Which makes it basically a werewolf simulator. SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS--youre all beautiful, much more beautiful than anyone else. SHOUTOUT TO MY DOG--idk why she looks so fed up, she just does SHOUTOUT TO KEGZ--for giving files stupid names and then sending them to me SHOUT OUT TO JENNIFER ANNISTON--we're still watching you Welcome to the unhinged portion of the description. Ya got a song that makes you cry? I do. I hope they play that shite at my funeral--which will be a viking funeral.

had to go party for missesmaam's 21st birthday. Tell her merry birthmas y'all: https://rumble.com/v42fbxw-21-bday-live-.html SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS--you're more beautiful than beach sunsets, and i mean that is more supposed to go down here? Oh yeah, lets do lyrics to a spooky song HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY FREINDS!!! GATHER IN!!! (the sky is a door youve been given the sight)

Trying some skyrim mods. SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS--youre all beautiful, much more beautiful than anyone else. SHOUTOUT TO MY DOG--idk why she looks so fed up, she just does SHOUTOUT TO KEGZ--for giving files stupid names and then sending them to me SHOUT OUT TO JENNIFER ANNISTON--we're still watching you If you're still reading then you're part of the cult now. Welcome. Blood sacrifices are not required but highly recommended, in the same way that breathing is recommended.

i dont know what im doing, but im doing it without a shirt on, so thats cool SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS--you're more beautiful than beach sunsets, and i mean that is more supposed to go down here? or are you hallucinating? (youre not, meet when the moon is high, by the river where the gators sing) (and yeah, gators do sing--or, croak, really)

Trying some skyrim mods. MUSIC IN BACKGROUND: https://rumble.com/v422b25-live-radio-and-chat-emo-mondays-my-chemical-romance-now-playing.html https://rumble.com/v3znp2e-live-radio-and-chat-emo-mondays-1242023.html also have discord server: https://discord.gg/ETKt4DkQ SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS--youre all beautiful, much more beautiful than anyone else. SHOUTOUT TO MY DOG--idk why she looks so fed up, she just does SHOUTOUT TO KEGZ--for giving files stupid names and then sending them to me SHOUT OUT TO JENNIFER ANNISTON--we're still watching you If you're still reading then you expect something unhinged or cult related here. You're right: at midnight, we meet beneath the dragon blood tree, and bring a cup, we're gunna get shwasted.

i have headache Shoutout to my subs, youre all beautiful. Shoutout to Jennifer Anniston who still hasnt been caught yet. Shoutout to Robert Pattinson for playing Edward Cullen, i know it was a crap ride, but we got lots of fun memes out of it and thats what counts. And, last but not least, shoutout to chilis-- i can feel chilis in this stream here tonight Also, if you're still reading, congrats, youre now part of the cult. You're welcome. Gifts/sacrifices will be excepted for the next 13 days, but after that, you're expected to be the sacrifice so maybe hop on that.

Going full werewolf on everyone because I CANT SLEEP Shoutout to my subs, youre all beautiful. Shoutout to Jennifer Anniston who still hasnt been caught yet. Shoutout to Robert Pattinson for playing Edward Cullen, i know it was a crap ride, but we got lots of fun memes out of it and thats what counts. And, last but not least, shoutout to chilis-- i can feel chilis in this stream here tonight Also, if you're still reading, congrats, youre now part of the cult. You're welcome. Gifts/sacrifices will be excepted for the next 13 days, but after that, you're expected to be the sacrifice so maybe hop on that.

Rating R for language and shit Find OiKegz: https://rumble.com/c/OiKegz

Rating R for language and shit Find OiKegz: https://rumble.com/c/OiKegz Find Conz: https://rumble.com/user/ConzaaKun

MERRY CRISIS!!!! Reviewing Gremlins for my Christmas review. Why? Because it's my favorite christmas movie and its horror. A childhood favorite of mine, this little beauty haunted my nightmares as a child--who doesn't love that?

no camera because im still sick FIND KEGZ: https://rumble.com/c/OiKegz find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight

GREMLINS REVIEW!!! Doing it live on tuesday at 9pm my time (central), 10 pm eastern, 8pm mountain, 7pm california side of US. In australia, it'll be noon, in Switzerland/France it'll be 4 am, Scotland it'll be 3 am, but there is always the VOD and future reviews. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. There's no secret in this description, just me being tired and nonsensical, i guess. ....nothing unusual, then.

GATOR PEOPLE. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. Hey........ you're the best. Also, cake or cookies? Or pie? Also also: my friend joined a cult and it wasnt even ours :/ need to up my recruiting skills, i guess

am best citizen SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. If you had to ride one of these like a horse, which would you choose: --alligator --shark --moose --lion mind you, all dangers, habits and teeth apply

I'm definitely part bear. I hibernated for way too long today. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. If you're still reading, then answer me this: what's your favorite scene from the Titanic? Mine is when that guy hits the rudder.

FIND KEGZ: https://rumble.com/c/OiKegz find raiken: https://rumble.com/user/RaikenNight WE SHOOTING IDIOTS AND PUNCHING DEMONS IN THEY TIDDIES

They deserve it. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. Do you like found footage films? Or, do you think they're low class? Do you think they lack in believability? What's your favorite found footage film? What's your least favorite? Also, do you like pecan pie or pumpkin pie better?

Y'all the septic system at my house is fuckt AHAHAHAHAHAHA i wanna take a real shower please SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. Okay my detail thorough friends, answer me this--if you had to choose between saving humanity or saving beavermanity, which would you choose? Jk, don't answer that one, its an easy one. Which holiday food is best? Thats the question

Not really tho. Still havent figured out mogs, havent had the time to do it, but i want to get to it one of these days. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. If you're still reading, I have an important question for you: would you rather fight a giant spider or a giant scorpion? Do you think if dogs were the size of tigers they would be more aggressive/dangerous? If you were in an action movie, would you rather have Indiana Jones' whip or Wonderwoman's wrist bracers? That was more than one question, but theyre all important i swear

If stream cuts out at any point, its because its snowing here. (please send help) SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. Still reading? Wonderful! Here's a fun thing for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WWNBjz_rxs

Literally. SHOUTOUT TO MY SUBS!!! You guys are beautiful and wonderful and i hope your day is filled with bliss and your enemy's day is full of nuisance (hitting every red light, bad traffic, stubbing their pinky toe, etc.). Thus are the blessings of the moon, and you as well. If you're still reading, you are one of the chosen few. Only WE can stand up against tyranny, together. Only we can vanquish evil, once and for all. Only we can stop Jennifer Anniston. We ride at midnight

MERRY THANKSGIVING!! Can't wait to watch Gremlins in preparation for merry chrysler. SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS: pbeavr, the mythical rodent of legend--whenlogicdies, a beautiful gem of a human being--SacredSage, digital master--and ETNWHVAC, rumble's favorite menace. I hope you are all having the bestest day. Still reading? Let me hit you with a weird phrase: dont ever trust a heart you can't break. What you think about that? Lemme know

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THE STORY SO FAR: I play as a novelist married to a boring photographer who bought this obviously haunted mansion for me (that I would totally love to have in real life). These people are clearly not normal because all they have are noodles and tuna in their cupboard, but not abnormal in a fun way because he has a greasy pony tail. Anyway, I explored the house, my husband's pipe was clogged, but he said he could unclog it himself (not what he said in the intro, but whatever). After swearing at everything in the house, I found that there are three rooms in this house that are locked (BOO!) so I went to get the keys from captain pisshead in town (the guy who sold us the house). Unfortunately, the key from captain pisshead only unlocks one of the three doors. The door it unlocks leads to the study of a macabre magician clearly obsessed with the occult. I accidentally pushed a brick through the fireplace (that's right) and in the opening, I found a room. So, like the detective I am, I use my new cat-knife to remove the mortar and get my ass in that room. It's like a little sanctuary, but probably for satan. There's a box that needs to be unclogged and it wants ME to help unclog it. I do, because we're here to get dead, and I release Slimer the ghost. Of course, I don't tell my husband, because I unclogged a ghost's pipe but not his--why would I admit to that? This game was gifted to me by the wonderful ETNWHVAC. Find him here: https://rumble.com/c/ETNWHVAC He does HVAC stuff, airplane simulator streams (like the legit ones) and 7 days to die (it would take me a lot less than 7 days to die, but who am i to judge?) Note: i get this one confused with phasmaphobia a lot, so be prepared for this to be called Phasma-razzma-tazz to cover up my and memory. SHOUT OUT TO MY SUBS!!! pbeavr, whenlogicdies, sacredsage, etnwhvac, and kenizifam Hope you guys are having the bestest day ever, moon-blessing upon you all *werewolves howl in the distance* If you're still reading this, then know that thanksgiving is a hoax created to trap woman in their backwoods hometowns with men wearing flannel who sweep them off their feet and convince them to leave their successful career in the city so they can get married and so that she can go missing 6 months later--another victim, another name to add to the stack. Stay vigilant ladies. And, remember fellas: you're not exempt from danger either.