The KingCobraJFS Video Archive

On this day, King Cobra receives a belated birthday care package from a fan, which he opens on video. The package includes green overtone hair dye intended for coloring his hair, and four green fake eyeballs intended for use in his wand-making projects. He appreciates these gifts, noting their potential use in future crafts. Additionally, he mentions that he has yet to unpack three boxes, two of which contain old Halloween costumes and his high school graduation robe. King Cobra also informs his viewers that he plans to change his PO box and will update them with the new address once it's set. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra updates his followers in this video about his latest activities and plans. He shares that he's currently enjoying a peach energy drink with 200 milligrams of caffeine and working on creating more magic wands for his Etsy shop. Each wand sold will come with an autographed album, and he encourages his viewers to keep an eye out for these new items. Additionally, he thanks several donors for their contributions through Cash App and PayPal. Cobra also mentions that he cannot produce live or cooking videos until his phone is replaced and informs his viewers that he will be changing his PO box soon. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra shares his thoughts on a YouTube short about gender stereotypes and relationships. He discusses the societal pressures men face to suppress their emotions and conform to traditional masculine roles, noting the hypocrisy and double standards that exist between how men and women are treated regarding emotional expression and therapy. He argues that while society expects men to be tough and solve their problems independently, this expectation contributes to toxic masculinity, which is harmful and counterproductive. Cobra suggests that both men and women should support each other more, rather than adhering to outdated gender roles or societal expectations. Throughout the video, he emphasizes self-reliance and the importance of building oneself up without relying on others for validation or happiness. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra JFS shares that his cell phone is broken and unable to turn on, costing him roughly $155 to replace. This issue is frustrating for him because it prevents him from going live, making cooking videos, and potentially impacts his ability to do Cameo shoutouts, although he mentions accessing Cameo via computer might still be possible. He notes the challenges of the cost, as $155 adds up quickly, and mentions he plans to work on his music and change his P.O. box, promising to update his followers once it's done. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra JFS shares a couple of bread-themed jokes with his audience. He asks, "What's a bread's favorite kind of book?" and answers with a pun, "Catcher in the Rye." He then follows up with another joke asking, "What kind of bread likes to have sex?" The punchline is "pumpernickel," humorously explained as "pumper full of cum, give her a nickel," and concludes with a caution about yeast infections, addressing his viewers as "silly wankers." _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra JFS shares a new drink combo on a warm Sunday evening. He introduces a mixture of CA mango pineapple flavored vodka, which is 35% alcohol by volume, with his favorite sports drink, Body Armor Peach Mango Light. He praises the sports drink for its delicious flavor and health benefits, mentioning that it effectively masks the burn of the alcohol, leaving a pleasant taste of peach, mango, and pineapple. Cobra demonstrates preparing the drink after cooling off with his air conditioner and taking a puff from his pipe. He encourages viewers to hit like if they enjoy Body Armor sports drinks and subscribe for more drink combo content. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra JFS shared a cash app shoutout session, acknowledging donations from his supporters from February to the current month. He expressed his appreciation for each donation, mentioning contributors by name and the amounts they donated. King Cobra also shared his drink of choice for the session, a mix of Jack Daniels Tennessee Honey and A&W cream soda, recommending this adult beverage for viewers aged 21 and up. Throughout the video, he gave a heartfelt thanks to his supporters, especially highlighting the significance of their contributions following his eviction triggered by persistent harassment from YouTube trolls. This eviction happened on his birthday, making it an exceptionally tough time for him, but he mentioned finding a bigger living space afterward. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra, also known as King Koba JFS, shares his enjoyment of a body armor peach mango light sports drink, which he describes as addictive and delicious. He highlights its benefits, such as having antioxidants, vitamins, and zero sugar, emphasizing its natural sweeteners and lack of artificial colors. Cobra also gives a comprehensive rundown of donations he has received through PayPal, extending gratitude to numerous donors for their contributions spanning from February to the current month. He expresses appreciation for the support, regardless of the intention behind the donations, and mentions using platforms like Cameo for personalized shoutouts. Cobra concludes by appreciating his audience's consistent support, regardless of the content's nature. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra JFS presents a new drink combination he's created, which he names "Cobra's Peaches and Cream." He mixes Jim Beam Peach whiskey with A&W cream soda, detailing that he fills the glass mostly with the whiskey and then tops it off with the cream soda. King Cobra emphasizes that this drink is for those aged 21 and up and concludes by toasting his viewers with a "cheers." _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra is joined by a friend named Mor who praises him during a live stream. Cobra's fans express their admiration, referring to him as "the king" and celebrating his presence. Cobra receives a friend request from someone named Grunk Lives 1985, who declares Cobra as a badass and expresses genuine fan admiration. Throughout the stream, Cobra and his friends discuss various topics, including personal updates, shoutouts, and mutual support among his community. The atmosphere is supportive and appreciative, highlighting Cobra's impact and the loyalty of his fans. However, King Cobra's arch nemesis, Cyraxx, shows up and causes Cobra to sperg out and flee. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra provides an update on his Skittles mead project in this video. He expresses concern that he might not have added enough yeast initially, so he decides to introduce more 1118 yeast to potentially increase the alcohol content and ensure proper fermentation. Throughout the video, he conducts sniff and taste tests, confirming that the mead smells strongly of alcohol and the Skittles are dissolving well. He mentions using painter's tape to fix a cracked lid on the fermentation container, emphasizing his satisfaction with the fermentation process despite the makeshift repair. Cobra plans to continue monitoring the mead's progress and looks forward to eventually tasting the final product. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

In this lengthy video, King Cobra JFS shares his strong opinions on various sensitive topics, including transgender issues, the treatment of women in Muslim communities, the role of religion in society, and the pressures of celebrity culture. He criticizes a law in Scotland that potentially jails individuals for misgendering, discussing the implications for freedom of speech and societal norms. Cobra expresses frustration with what he perceives as extreme political correctness and the complexity of gender identity discussions. He also delves into broader societal issues such as the treatment of women, the impact of celebrity culture on body image, and the inconsistency in societal standards for different groups. Throughout the video, Cobra blends personal anecdotes with societal commentary, maintaining a critical and sometimes controversial stance on a range of topics. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra expresses his gratitude to viewers for supporting his friend, Ross, also known as Night Rider, who needs epilepsy surgery not covered by insurance. King Cobra discusses the need for more subscribers on Ross's channel to help finance this surgery. He also mentions the support he has received through PayPal and Cash App, particularly appreciating the donations during his own difficult times, like when he was evicted. Throughout the video, King Cobra mixes Rockstar fruit punch with Coors Banquet beer, thanks donors by name, and addresses trolls on his channel, frequently blocking them and defending his content. Please do not donate to Josh, otherwise we will continue getting this ridiculously boring content from him when he goes live to ebeg. Please also join up to https://theboglim.com/ where we discuss everything King Cobra related. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day,King Cobra discusses his ongoing process of making homemade Skittles mead. He expresses concerns about not adding enough yeast initially but feels reassured after giving the mead more time to ferment with a 48-hour yeast, and plans to add a packet of 1118 yeast to potentially spike the alcohol content. Upon opening the mead, he is pleased by the strong aroma of alcohol, suggesting successful fermentation. The Skittles are nearly dissolved, and he anticipates the mead will have a potent flavor. He finishes by securing the jar's cracked lid with painter's tape to continue the fermentation process, looking forward to tasting the mead next month. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe Come join https://theboglim.com/ to keep up to date on King Cobra content and news!

On this day, King Cobra introduces a new drink review for the Body Armor Lemon Lime Zero Sugar sports drink in his latest video. He praises the Body Armor brand, particularly noting his fondness for their Peach Mango Light flavor and appreciates the health benefits of the antioxidants in their drinks. In this review, he tries the Lemon Lime flavor, labeling it as a "hydration drink" or "super drink" and is pleasantly surprised by its taste, expressing that he enjoys it and hasn't encountered a bad flavor from Body Armor yet. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra introduces another drink combo featuring his favorite sports drink, Body Armor Light Peach Mango, which he combines with E&J Peach Brandy. He praises the Brandy for its delightful taste and recommends it for those who enjoy peach-flavored beverages. Cobra mentions that the drink was prepared for his National Anthem video on Memorial Day and highlights the practicality of mixing alcohol with a hydrating beverage like Body Armor to counteract dehydration. The blend creates a smooth, flavorful experience with a strong peach taste softened by mango, resulting in a drink with minimal alcohol burn. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

In his Memorial Day tribute video, King Cobra combines a guitar shredding performance of the Star Spangled Banner with a heartfelt thank you to U.S. military personnel. He acknowledges the sacrifices made by the men, women, and non-binary individuals who serve the country, expressing his gratitude from the "bottom of his Gothic blackened heart." He raises a glass of E&J Peach and Body Armor Light Peach Mango in their honor, punctuating his message with a patriotic "America [ __ ] yeah." The video primarily focuses on his musical performance interspersed with his appreciation for the troops. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra let his mashed potatoes cool for the obligatory 12 hours after several 4 minute bursts in the microwave. He also concludes his ambitious mashed potato project by adding a final extravagant touch: a whole can of smoked salmon seafood dip. After multiple microwave bursts to melt the cheese and integrate the brown gravy, he lets the mixture cool sufficiently before incorporating the seafood dip. Despite the initially intense heat that made handling the bowl difficult, he's satisfied with the end result. He humorously acknowledges the unconventional nature of the dish, referring to it as a "greasy monstrosity of Gastly proportions." Cobra plans to refrigerate the enhanced mashed potatoes, ensuring they remain fresh for subsequent enjoyment, asserting the dish's tastiness and dismissing any concerns about its unusual combination of flavors. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra takes his viewers through the process of making a unique version of roasted garlic mashed potatoes in his latest video. He begins by mixing instant mashed potatoes from the Idahoan company with a variety of flavorful additions including country crock butter, whole milk, Daisy sour cream, and real bacon bits. To enhance the flavor further, he adds bacon seasoning, garlic powder, and bacon-flavored ranch dressing. King Cobra explains his method of preparation, which involves combining all these ingredients in a bowl and then microwaving them to achieve a creamy, rich texture. He plans to add more ingredients like garlic cheese brown gravy after the initial microwaving and emphasizes the simplicity of his cooking approach, suggesting that one doesn't need to be a culinary expert to make delicious mashed potatoes. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

In part two of this culinary masterpiece, King Cobra continues to elaborate on his unique culinary creation, focusing on enhancing his roasted garlic mashed potatoes. After microwaving the potatoes in four-minute intervals three times, and stirring them in between, he lets them cool down before adding a block of roasted garlic cheese, which he tears into chunks and mixes into the potatoes. The process aims to infuse the mashed potatoes with a rich, garlicky cheese flavor. Anticipating further decadence, he plans to add even more cheese and gravy to the mixture. This second part of his cooking series promises a continuation of adding lavish ingredients, aiming to achieve an ultimate cheesy consistency after more rounds of microwaving and mixing. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

Finishing up this culinary journey, King Cobra continues his ambitious culinary experiment by adding brown gravy to his already decadent mashed potatoes, which have been enriched with various ingredients and microwaved in bursts. Despite initially grabbing the wrong type of gravy, he proceeds to incorporate it with a healthy dose of ranch dressing and a variety of snacks, including Lay's cheddar sour cream chips and cheddar jalapeno Cheetos, to add texture and flavor. He plans to microwave the concoction in four-minute intervals, carefully monitoring it to prevent any overflow or excessive mess. King Cobra expresses a relaxed attitude towards the potential mess and the extravagant nature of his food hack, focusing instead on the enjoyment of creating and sharing his culinary creations with his fans. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra extends a heartfelt thank you to his Patreon supporters, specifically giving shoutouts to Tucker, Tyler, Nick, Jabil, Danger Dog, Brian, Scott, and Courtney from the "Sucks Discord." He expresses gratitude for their support, noting its importance to him, especially as he has just regained internet access which allows him to reconnect with his audience and give these shoutouts. He reiterates his appreciation for their subscriptions and continued support on Patreon. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra reviews a loaded bacon avocado cheeseburger from Denny's in his latest video, enthusiastically detailing the meal's extravagant toppings which include extra beef patties, multiple types of cheese, bacon, and hash browns with cheese. He praises the burger's juiciness and the complementary flavors of the various cheeses and bacon, giving the meal his "Cobra seal of approval" and describing it as "high blood pressure on a bun." During the review, Cobra also discusses his recent move to a new place and his plans for future cooking videos, including one on making garlic mashed potatoes. He closes by expressing gratitude for his viewers' support, highlighting the growth of his YouTube channel and his satisfaction with his new living situation. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra celebrates World Goth Day by crafting a unique drink combination in his latest video. He mixes Evan Williams Black Kentucky Bourbon with Jack Daniels Southern Peach Country Cocktail and a peach energy drink, reportedly favored by Kim Kardashian. Cobra pours the mix into a copper mug, leaving room to top it off with the energy drink, aiming to soften the bourbon's burn while maintaining its bite. Describing the blend as a "Goth Peach" drink, he expresses satisfaction with the resulting flavor, noting it as a good balance of strength and smoothness, suitable for adult enjoyment. As he prepares the beverage, he also hints at a future video where he plans to food hack some instant mashed potatoes, inviting viewers to like his content if they're interested in seeing that. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe

On this day, King Cobra embarks on an adventurous endeavor to create a unique Skittles-flavored mead, which he dubs "Skittles Mead," in his new residence. He starts by adding two cups of sugar and a significant amount of honey to a fermentation jar, aiming to provide ample food for the yeast. To enhance the flavor, he introduces several cans of C4 Skittles-flavored energy drink, adding a fun twist to the traditional mead recipe. Cobra also incorporates yeast nutrients and a small amount of turbo yeast, which is known for its fast fermentation, and ensures to leave space at the top of the jar for fermentation activity. Despite some minor challenges, such as a cracked lid which he secures with tape, he is optimistic about the outcome, planning to allow a month for fermentation and eager to see if the final product will truly embody the distinctive taste of Skittles. _____________________________________________________________________________________ Support the channel and buy a shirt, trole. TeePublic: https://www.teepublic.com/user/imprint-wardrobe Etsy: https://www.etsy.com/shop/ImprintWardrobe