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Since it's bound to happen, the gang at @hindsightishorrifying decided to beat Hollywood to the punch and reboot Star Wars! Using AI tools they barely understand, the gang have created a truly terrible cast for a rebooted trip to the Star Wars galaxy. Watch @hindsightishorrifying for more videos!

Over at @hindsightishorrifying we're talking about the 1986 movie "Iron Eagle." But you also get some seriously useful advice on why gender reveals are a bad idea. Check out the channel for more videos!

We used AI to generate the ultimate cast for the next Batman movie! Now if only those suits at Warner Bros. would return our calls... The cast: Thomas Jane as Batman Jennifer Connelly as Catwoman Joel McHale as Mr. Freeze Jason Bateman as Commissioner Gordon Mel Gibson as the Joker Jeffrey Dean Morgan as The Riddler H. Jon Benjamin as The Penguin Watch Hindsight is Horrifying for more videos!

Armageddon has descended. The world has succumbed to the devastating results of biological warfare. A former TV newscaster has subsequently transformed into an albino, light-sensitive, technology-hating zealot. So, who will keep the public informed? How will Las Angeles know to stay classy?? CAN WE GET RON BURGUNDY ON THE PHONE??? WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT! Oh wait, none of this matters, because everyone is dead or undead except for Charlton Heston. In all honesty, Dr. Robert Neville (Heston) appears to be living the post-apocalyptic bachelor dream as he forages for supplies in the fanciest abandoned cars that L.A. has to offer. Yeah, those cars are occasionally set aflame by the albino zompires, but that just makes survival interesting. Neville spends his considerable amount of spare time heckling the one remaining movie (MST3K style) and playing chess with a statue of Julius Caesar. So…there’s some silver lining to the End of Days, right? All good things must come to an end, however. Neville is kidnapped by a woman literally posing as a mannequin who is somehow NOT Kim Cattrall. He didn’t know it was a ruse, the big dumb idiot. Neville winds up getting laid, but most certainly pays the price. Women… The Summer of 70s continues! Join Darth, Jason, and Adam, for their somewhat riveting discussion of The Omega Man.

Ponder questions like this and more when the Hindsight is Horrifying gang talk about the 1979 comedy classic "Meatballs"!

Well, we did the other two... Enjoy this take on the classic 1977 trailer for Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope remixed as a 1980s family comedy! Check out the channel for more videos!

Link to the full video: https://youtu.be/tyyU2qlY00U Here's a nugget of 80s gold made from two other, slightly smaller nuggets of 80s gold. It's the A-Team / Star Wars mashup you didn't know you wanted! Check out the channel for more videos!

So we've been a bit busy lately and unable to record our usual show. As an apology, here is a parody of the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi trailer cut like the intro to a TV show. Bonus points if you spotted the Magnum P.I. theme song. Dedicated to Donald P. Bellisario, who basically made our childhoods. Check out the channel for all our videos!

The gang from @hindsightishorrifying watch yet another 1970s cinema masterpiece. It's "Kiss of the Tarantula" on our Summer of the 1970s!

Did your mom ever put a hit on your dad? Did a gang of 50-year-old teenagers ever attack you in a mortuary so they could use a casket for a prank? Did one of those teenagers stomp your beloved pet to death? If so, we know just the quasi murderess who can help you return such morbid favors! Meet Susan. She’s a spider enthusiast and is the object of every creepy uncle’s eye. Okay, maybe just the one creepy uncle, but homeboy was having an affair with Susan’s mom before he set eyes on his niece. #CreepyAF Susan’s got 99 problems but murder ain’t one. This hot town loner possesses a literal army of tarantulas who can magically kill anyone they touch. Minus Susan, of course. No biting necessary with these supernatural spiders! In all seriousness, this movie makes no sense. The gist is that if you try to harm Susan in any fashion, you will experience death by spider. Does this qualify as murder? We don’t know! Join Darth, Jason, and two-dimensional Adam for a loopy discussion of Kiss of the Tarantula! But wait, the spiders never actually bit anyone…

Our "Summer of the 1970s" was so much fun, that we're basically ripping it off. Only this time...it's the 1980s! Coming this Fall on Hindsight is Horrifying.

Our "Summer of the 1970s" was so much fun, that we're basically ripping it off. Only this time...it's the 1980s! Coming this Fall on Hindsight is Horrifying.

We talk the Burt Reynolds movie "Hooper" on Hindsight is Horrifying. Make sure to watch the whole episode on our channel!

The gang from John Carpenter's "Assault on Precinct 13" might have the best name ever. And they're certainly diverse. Imagine the DEI score they get! Watch more on Hindsight is Horrifying!

The gang at Hindsight is Horrifying talk 1970's movies all summer long! Check out the channel and start watching!

CALLING ALL KEITH DAVIDS! Wait…Keith David WASN’T in this movie? Damn it, Jason… *Awkward Intermission* Stunt men, drunk driving, and bar fights, OH MY! Picture it: Sally Field stars in a movie where Burt Reynolds is the badass. No one saw that coming. But have you ever seen a horse drink beer? No one could pull off sexy meta narcissism like ol’ Burt. Psh. Don’t judge. Like any of y’all have your own Hollywood stunt reel to show off to your friends… When Mr. Brown’s away, Darth and Jason will design an incriminating photo opportunity. But that’s nothing compared to the death-defying stunts of Sonny Hooper, who, along with Hal Needham and ALL the Jan-Michael Vincents, will prove physics and mortality wrong…about everything. Your favorite podcasters just wanted Sally Field to enjoy her steak supper in that classy-ass honky-tonk. Join Darth and Jason for Hooper!

Hold on to your gun silencers, it’s time for a gang assault! In this John Carpenter classic that was remade into a film starring Ethan Hawke that no one remembers, Darth, Adam, and Jason cannot figure out which is more fascinating: 1. The fact that Precinct 13 is not IN precinct 13, OR 2. The idea that a man can continuously “fire” an empty gun without realizing it. There’s no time to consider either glaring error when you’re being attacked by a pack of zombie-like Chicano/black/oriental toughs and hoods! Ah, good ol’ fashioned 70s racism…those were the days. It’s the Summer of 70s here on #HindsightisHorrifying. Grab your vanilla swirl ice cream and try not to get shot. On this new episode, your favorite podcasters are discussing Assault on Precinct 13!

Hindsighters, what do YOU do to show your wives a good time? Well, if you’re Frank (Warren Oates) and Roger (Peter Fonda), you whisk your wives off to Colorado in the fanciest RV money can find! For some added fun, Frank and Roger travel through Texas en route to Colorado, roughhousing on dirt bikes and playing witness to the grisly Satanic cult murder of a hot young woman. It’s all in good fun until the cult in question sets it sights on Frank, Roger, their wives, and the beloved family dog as the next victims for sacrifice. The town is overrun by the Satanic cult and the local sheriff is literally of no help in this matter! What are the fellas to do to save themselves and their wives? Zoinks, gang! It’s the Summer of Seventies on #HindsightisHorrifying! We apologize in advance that Mr. Brown will be selecting too many of these films for you to “enjoy”, so brace yourselves.

Gloria Estefan was right. The cross-dressing rhythm IS going to get you. Picture it. South Beach, 1996. You’re a young straight man in love with the daughter of an imperiously conservative politician. Add to this equation that your parents are gay partners who own and star in a South Beach drag club. You and said daughter are engaged and now it’s time for your perilously opposite parents to meet one another. What do you do but turn your gay parents into a Lucille Ball-level illusion of traditional heterosexuality? Throw in a shoeless, half-dressed Guatemalan and you’ve got yourself an outstanding movie. In this comedy classic, no one makes a more hilariously dramatic couple than Robin Williams and Nathan Lane. Don’t agree? Take some Pirin tablets and settle down, ya queen. Throw on your cutoffs and your best wig. In this exciting episode, the gang (and special guest host Amanda) discuss The Birdcage!

Have you ever been audited for tax fraud that your roommate DEFINITELY committed while running around with said roommate’s fiancée? …No? Us either. Join Darth, Jason, Adam, and special guest, Jeremy Choate for the intimate recap of Love, Sex, and the IRS. It’s a play that the City Center Players recently put on at the Alpharetta Arts Center. We don’t mean to brag or anything, but, like, more than one show sold out. We’re kind of a big deal.

Since we're off working on our new IRL play (check out citycenterplayers.com for more information), here's a nugget of 80s gold made from two other, slightly smaller nuggets of 80s gold. It's the A-Team / Star Wars mashup you didn't know you wanted!

So we've been a bit busy lately and unable to record our usual show. As an apology, here is a parody of the Star Wars: Return of the Jedi trailer cut like the intro to a TV show. Bonus points if you spotted the Magnum P.I. theme song. Dedicated to Donald P. Bellisario, who basically made our childhoods.

Raise of hands for those who are into elf themed rape porn from the 80s!! No one? Just Mr. Brown and the Germans? There’s a niche… In this movie, #Hindsighters, a surprisingly small group of Gestapo teams up to breed a virgin human girl with a special needs elf. Welcome to a movie that makes NO SENSE. Darth would apologize, but aren’t y’all used to Adam by now?

In The Rock, Nicholas Cage proves just how far a man will go to avoid committing to a relationship. When given the choice to address his imminent future with his pregnant girlfriend or fly across the nation to take down a group of insurgent American marines threatening their own country with an act of terrorism, Stanley Goodspeed (Cage), CANNOT get on a plane fast enough. Goodspeed is a D.C. biochemist who must Face Off (pun intended) with terrorists who have taken over the former prison island of Alcatraz and intend on destroying San Francisco with deadly VX gas warheads. Not enough of a twist, you say? We agree with you, #hindsighters, because what this movie is missing is a sexy criminal element, also known as John Patrick Mason (Sean Connery). You see, Goodspeed can disarm any nuclear bomb, but only Mason can sneak Goodspeed ON to the island of Alcatraz. How can Mason pull off such a mission? Because he’s the only former prisoner alive to successfully escape Alcatraz. Mason has only been in another prison (apparently one more difficult to escape from than Alcatraz) for the past 30 years. What could go wrong with this plan? Tune in and find out on our most recent episode, starring John C. McGinley…and a bunch of other people.

When you are suddenly transported to medieval England because of a bizarre time warp that makes zero sense, are there better weapons to have than a chainsaw and a ’73 Oldsmobile? We’ll do you one better: what if the chainsaw was attached to your arm? Superstore worker Ash (Bruce Campbell) helps to answer these questions in Army of Darkness, where the poor guy is forced into slavery and must face off with an army of the undead. Ash is on a quest to recover the Necronomicon, the ancient book that will dispel the Deadites and bring peace to the kingdom (allegedly). Oh yes, #hindsighters, Young Adam is back with his redonkulous Evil Dead series, because there is no grander sport than subjecting Darth Jader to terrible, senseless movies. Buckle up and get groovy with our latest episode from Sam Raimi: Army of Darkness.