Rockydennis Presents Rumble

Some clips of Jason Goodman holding down the law on the mean streets of NYC.

Jason Goodman never fails to deliver.

Rockydennis Presents Internet Pictures - Video Edition Do you love reading, but hate words? Do you love pictures, but hate looking at stuff? Rockydennis Presents has got you covered! Rockydennis Presents Internet Pictures, as read by asafeoasis2. Available in hardcover, paperback, ebook, and audiobook formats from most major retailers, including Barnes & Noble and the Google Play Store! We even offer highly customized editions, from a mini pocket edition, to a massive leather-bound tome edition! Be the first kid on your block to own a $1000 book! Be sure to check out our other brand merchandise (and pibgorns) in our shop! https://rockydennispresents.com/merchandise Find us on every social media platform*! bio.site/rockydennis20 *that we aren't permanently banned from

This camera got a much better view of the passage of time. 3 Hours, 1280x720p. A different view of the same sleep. Just watching it makes me want to fall asleep. Did you know Rumble can be accessed on your Roku TV? We can take a nap together! It's only weird if you make it weird ;-)

This is some funny stuff. Its value wears off right around the time the video ends. Well done, Water Mellon. NEW MERCH @ ROCKYDENNIS PRESENTS https://rockydennispresents.com/merchandise

Sean Reynolds goes off on a tangent about snacks while discussing the added security measures that 7-11's in San Francisco are taking.

#reasonable https://rockydennispresents.com

Ah yes, the Mundane Tasks concept. It quickly just turned into doing laundry. Hell yeah! https://rockydennispresents.com

Scratching lottery tickets. https://bio.site/rockydennis20 https://rockydennispresents.com

Chris Chappell articulates the true value of a Twitter Blue Check. https://bio.site/rockydennis20

By "processing", I mean running the Fetch app and then filing the receipts into an envelope to be deducted as business expenses. You know why we don't worry about the IRS hiring more field agents? BECAUSE WE CONDUCT BUSINESS HONESTLY Seriously, that's the only reason anyone complains. They haven't paid any taxes on their "side hustle", and now they're bitching. That's literally what's going on. "But Rocky!" you say, "They're also being issued firearms!". So what? It's America. We all have guns. If you don't have a gun, then stay away from Chicago lol. For reals, though, why is it the same people screaming at the top of their lungs about "2A all Day" are the same ones that want to deny people their right to bear arms based upon their occupation? That's some hypocritical bullshit. 2022 is a silly time to be alive.

If you take nothing else away from the Rockydennis Presents Laundry sub-series, let it be this - Always use fabric softener. I highly doubt there's any legitimate exception to this rule. If your grandma tells you it's unnecessary, it's because she sucks ass at doing laundry and that's why your socks feel like torture when she visits and decides to start doing chores that nobody asked her to do.

Two Creeps and a Hobbit (with a shovel). Mischief Burg ftw, baby! For more modern LotRO PvMP content, be sure to check out twitch.tv/rockydennis20 As of 11/1/2022, we are not presently scheduling live streams. While there are legitimate reasons, it's really a blessing in disguise. Playing LotRO like it's a job (8+ hours a day) is fucking horrendous.

In the year 2020, this was how everyone was brushing their teeth. No one would ever believe this bullshit if it wasn't documented. Do you wish you could forget re[garded as dumb] behavior? Have memories you thought you could suppress forever? Hoping we'll keep your secret? Too bad. Rockydennis Presents does NOT have you covered. You bought into this crap, now you're on the internet forever, [bundle of sticks]. Now if you want to talk merchandise, specifically pibgorns, Rockydennis Presents -does- have you covered! https://rockydennispresents.com/merchandise

Rockydennis Presents decompressing after a day of selling labor. Fun Fact - The Rockydennis Presents search bar now responds to the Hard R form of the N-word! Some people already figured it out. At least they weren't searching for cheese pizza (Which seems to be mostly all you people search for). https://rockydennispresents.com

More hazing of a greenie Freever with Pigeon, Rueben, and Stouttheirish. The good old days, when things were simpler. Just kidding. Nobody ever remembers how most of the time the game was as shitty as it is now. For more mediocre LotRO experiences, check out twitch.tv/rockydennis20

This is fucked up. I don't want to hear any of your bullshit about how natural this is. No. This Is FUCKED

The 4th installment of the Rockydennis Presents sub-series, "Doing Laundry". An in-house favorite, we can't imagine why this wasn't more popular. https://bio.site/rockydennis20

Cooking and eating ground bison. bio.site/rockydennis20

Rockydennis Presents a picture-in-picture shaving tutorial. https://bio.site/rockydennis20

More beating a Freever with a shovel. It's like being in college!

Our very first Handwashing Compilation. This is what "Taking a Dump" is really all about. Yes, yes, obviously it starts with a biological need that all lifeforms on Earth experience (Yes, even spiders poop. Tiny little nearly invisible poops.) What separates us from the animals is that we know to clean our butts and then wash our hands afterwards, to promote both good health and acceptable levels of bodily stench. If you want to know more about taking a dump, or want to experience the docuseries for yourself, we have an entire channel dedicated to that (RockydennisPresentsTAD). For right now, we're focusing on proper handwashing! Would you like signage for your bathroom at home, to indicate to guests that you expect them to wash their hands? You can find such signs at our Rockydennis Presents Shop at https://rockydennispresents.com/merchandise

https://bio.site/rockydennis20

The first of several ads declined by Google Ads. We're no longer allowed to advertise with Google Ads. (Our shop's items do get promoted by Google, as we are a Google Verified Trusted Merchant. We're not allowed to serve our own ads through Google Ads. If this sounds confusing, that's because it is. Which seems kind of...whatever, let it go.) https://rockydennispresents.com

The last great Minecraft base I ever constructed, in 100% Vanilla Multiplayer Survival.