Geekin Out

The final Geekin Out. Maybe.

Well, toss my clock and watch that time fly, it's a new GEEKIN OUT! Yup, the dumpster fire that was 2023 is out, and as we light up 2024, Chris n Spike take a look back at the best and worst movies of the year. Well, Chris does, but Spike brain farts on his number one pick for about 40 solid minutes, so, ya know, business as usual... So, visit a deli so you can watch those matzo balls drop, as we all keep GEEKIN OUT!

Disney may have given us a bunch of turkeys for Thanksgiving, but we've got something much better on our plates! Three of them, in fact! Well, two, anyway. Chris reviews NAPOLEON, Spike handles THE SHIFT, and then the boys tag team GODZILLA MINUS ONE! So, trip over the tryptophan on your way to Tokyo, and we'll all be GEEKIN OUT!

Well, freshen my daisy and call me Summers, Eve! It's a gynocentric GEEKIN OUT! Okay, we admit it. The boys pussed out this week. Turns out NEITHER of them hates himself enough to actually sit thru the gynoriffic grift of THE MARVELS, but judging from their weekend box office, neither did you. So, let's just agree to back away slowly... *THE ROCK's presidential candidacy sank like... eh, you know *CAPTAIN AMERICA 4 is getting shot. Again. *KEVIN FEIGE says no to ROBERT DOWNEY JR playing IRON MAN. Again. *COYOTE VS ACME blows up in WARNER's face *C3PO is pimping his parts *VHS is back! Hail to the King, baby! And sundry assorted sundries like them that there... So, get them pansies to massin, Gil, and we'll keep on GEEKIN OUT!

Well, hang the animatronics, that pizza will kill ya! Even if you're GEEKIN OUT! The rants are running wild this week on an XL episode of GeO: *Chris reviews FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDYS *Spike has the latest on the SAG/AFTRA STRIKE *Chris goes over trailers for new trailers of KINGDOM OF THE PLANET OF THE APES, ECHO, MONARCH, GODZILLA MINUS ONE and THE FALL GUY *Spike explains the great unspoken truth about DEI's underpinning assumptions *Spike compares modern movies to fake meats *Then, Spike gets REALLY weird. Oh, and something about the CREATURE COMMANDOS. So, dye them roots blood red all you want; the rest of us will be waaay over here, GEEKIN OUT!

Well, Brad my Bird and watch him Skydance! It's yet another GEEKIN OUT! This time 'round, the boys discuss PETE DOCTER's retrenching at PIXAR, DISNEY Animation's talent grab, and why the biggest winners in all this are JOHN LASSITER, BRAD BIRD and SKYDANCE ENTERTAINMENT. Also: *Refurbing a historic cinema *AQUAMAN 2 swims further out the schedule *QUEEN ELIZABETH loved that damn fine coffee *Three more stars lost to the heavens and so much more! So, say that cat Shaft is a bad mother, and that ain't no Bull, especially when we're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, drop trou in my garden and moon my flower! It's (finally!) GEEKIN OUT! This week, the boys are killin' it all over pop culture: *ESPN dropping fast *For some reason, TONY HILLERMAN?! *Striking out Plus updates on PLUTO TV, ROKU TV, FRNDLY TV And no SNOW! So, be nice to that giraffe or no TOYS R US for you! You'll just be stuck GEEKIN OUT!

Well, pass the bowls around cuz here comes the pea soup! We're GEEKIN OUT! In this untimely episode, the boys tackle: *Dead celebrities *Directors ruining things *Strikers ruining things *AI ruining things *And did we mention Chris reviews EXORCIST:BELIEVER So, bring some bruins to your ruins as you keep GEEKIN OUT!

Well, call ESPN and settle my strikes! It's a new GEEKIN OUT! This week, Spike does the heavy lifting, and when he brings it heavy, he brings it haaard. To wit: *How to screw DC Comics *Strike out *Disney and Spectrum make up *Star Wars: not-for-profit *20 bucks? a MONTH?! *The FAST and the Curious and more, more, more! So, if you're gonna divert your streams Universally, do it FAST, cuz we're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, enter the Funhouse and spay or neuter the Beast! We're GEEKIN OUT! This time, the boys are tackling pop culture from all four corners, including, but not necessarily limited to: * Chris reviews EQUALIZER 3 * Chris also reviews ONE PIECE * DISNEY & SPECTRUM have a spat * AEW did something very very stupid * JAMES GUNN likes older SUPERMAN * Too bad HENRY CAVILL is now a HIGHLANDER Plus, old games get movies and we don't know why, finger guns, everybody dies, and more, more, MORE! So, have Harley get da goils togedder for a junket to Margaritaville where everyone is GEEKIN OUT!

Well, grab the bug spray, we got a BEETLE problem on GEEKIN OUT! This week, the boys have a slew of reviews: * BLUE BEETLE * THE LAST VOYAGE OF THE DEMETER and * MEG 2: THE TRENCH Hint: One of them does not end well, and the other two don't rhyme with wheedle. Along the way, they talk about NERF slaughter, weak STREAMING, and the new SNOW WHITE's disturbing belief system! So, bring some garlic bread cause the other passengers are kinda batty! We're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, ghost me on Snapchat and blow me organ! It's GEEKIN OUT! This time, the boys review DISNEY'S HAUNTED MANSION (again?!) and TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: MUTANT MAYHEM! But wait, there's more: *Strike updates *RIP Pee-Wee *Mo' No White *Batman:TAS:TCB *The Smartest Guy in YOUR room And more oozers for your losers! So, call the waiter, cuz there's a rat hair in your turtle soup! We're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, double my displeasure with double the gum (in my perfectly coiffed hair)! It's time for GEEKIN OUT! This time, it's a review two-fer as Chris takes on OPPENHEIMER (spoiler: loved it) and BARBIE (spoiler: didn't). In fact, his hate for BARBIE actually force choked our camera! We lost ten minutes of footage where Chris gave it 2.5 out of 5 (that's Netflix fodder), and a lot of Spike explaining his suspicion that Babs' filmmakers may actually be playing the satire card. Could it be? Think it over as homework, as Spike will touch back on it in episode 221! So, think pink before you blow up, and keep on GEEKIN OUT!

Well, set Tom Cruise on my shoulders and call me a booster seat! We're all GEEKIN OUT! This time, you get not one but TWO takes on MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE - DEAD RECKONING PART ONE. But, wait! There's more! The DISNEY Dorks! JIM CAVIEZEL talking RON PERELMAN striking What is Hollywood's problem? This time? More ALITA Pre-WONKA SUPERMAN: LEGACY And a sneaky peek at what's to come from... US! So, grab some Selsun Blue and wash that white right out of your script while we're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, bait my cheese and call me Jerry! It's another awesome new GEEKIN OUT! This time, the boys explore just how many ways a global entertainment conglomerate can implode, as well as: *Deadpool 3 *Beetlejuice 2 *Ghostbusters 4 *Sarah Connor on H&I *Godzilla on Pluto TV *Psycho in UHD and more poor decision making than a White House staffer! So, just walk away and give 'em your back, Lot. We're all GEEKIN OUT!

Even alone, when it comes to reviews, we never stop GEEKIN OUT! In this edition of GeO AFTERMATH, Spike takes on SOUND OF FREEDOM: the new movie starring JIM CAVIEZEL that exposes the world of child sex trafficking through the true story of Tim Ballard, a DHS agent who goes after a pedophile, and quickly finds himself in a much wider and dirtier world. Spike is already on the record about the global issues of slavery in general, and sex slavery in particular, but when kids are thrown into that particular evil... Hear the review, or don't, but definitely SEE THIS FILM!

I'm not surprised. It had to happen. It took five LONG years, but it finally happened. We have just unleashed our first ever GIANT ROBOT SPIDER AWARD to a movie. You can guess which one. Find out how one movie can fail so completely, the audience demands refunds. Here. Now. We suffered. Your turn.

Well, show me repeats and show me repeats! It's a new episode of GEEKIN OUT! There's budget cuts a-comin' at WARNER-DISCOVERY and TURNER CLASSIC MOVIES fans like STEVEN SPIELBERG just... can't... TAKE IT! But, Spike's got an idea of what might ACKSHUALLY be happening over there, and hope does spring eternal. Kinda like our episode timeline! *FLASH fallout *SOUND OF FREEDOM for your 4th of July! *KENTUCKY THEATRE's SUMMER CLASSICS are underway *Duh duh DISNEY *KEVIN SMITH on no BATMAN BEYOND *MICKEY MOUSE skirts the law *ROMERO's new dish washer *Underrated mystery movies And a buncha udda stuff like dat dere! Oh, and did we mention we just began our SIXTH SEASON of GEEKIN OUT? What would we like? Well, cream buns and doughnuts and fruitcake with no nuts, so good you could go nuts, and we want it... on GEEKIN OUT!

Well, blister my boots and give me a hotfoot! It's a new episode of GEEKIN OUT! The boys review THE FLASH (it ain't THAT bad. Ain't that GOOD either), before wandering off in various directions, including why JAWS is better in a theater, and what JAMES GUNN can do to get DC STUDIO back on track (it don't involve more superheroes, BTW)... So, toss a match in your cooked bacon for a real flash in the pan with GEEKIN OUT! CAUTION: the boys use a little spicy language in this one, and spoilers roam free. You have been warned!

Well, THAT took a while. As promised, here's Chris' long-awaited review of DISNEY's LITTLE MERMAID remake. So, did he like it, or did he LIKE IT like it? Or was it merely so okay? But that would be telling. So, join the fun as Chris gives his two cents, and Spike gives a dirty squirt. You will learn to love water pollution on this ep of AFTERMATH!

Well, you better check your Febreze Plug-ins, Electro! It's a new review with GEEKIN OUT: AFTERMATH! In this ep, Spike & Chris dive into the animated film that is slipping under pretty much everyone's radar (except, ya know, actual moviegoers): SPIDER-MAN: ACROSS THE SPIDER-VERSE! The boys explore if it is a worthy sequel to the excellent INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE, including if that ridiculously long title is the reason the movie's two and a half hours long! Yeesh. Also, George Lopez ruins everything. So, launch IE 4 and dust off your web with this new AFTERMATH!

Well, pop a spray can and Mace my Windu! It's a new (sorta) episode of GEEKIN OUT! This week, the boys are only a week late getting out an episode that'll be a week late! That'll show ya specifically: *Prominent People in Prominent Roles in sequels to 35 year old franchises *Why Tarantino and Warhol are jerkfaces *The Disney Purge *Cults of Personality and why their ads are better than your movies ***Exclusive Rumble Video!***How the Gateway Regional Arts Center is taking food out of the mouths of babies of local artists by giving their funding to some phony-baloney Drag Strippers under the table for their "pride" schtick ...allegedly *Why Star Wars: Heir to the Empire might maybe possibly give a few brave fans a ray of hope (NO NOT THAT REY!) So, cut your ties to YouTube and Facebook and all the mean faces they make at you and wear collarless T-shirts that say "Drag Strippers starve babies!" We're all GEEKIN OUT!

Well, it took a week, but Spike was finally convinced to give GUARDIANS 3 a try. Now, he and Chris are not only reviewing the best Marvel film in an age, they also do a lot of unpacking of the film's layers and messages. Oh, and there will be birdsong. A LOT of birdsong.

Well, get better cheddar and snap that trap, it's a new GEEKIN OUT! This week, the boys tackle: *The truth about DISNEY V DESANTIS *Serial sequelitis *DAZZLER? *Fallen KANG *The antics of wacky mid-20th Century Germans *The return of BILL WATTERSON! And more, or less! So, hit the sled but leave your tiger be! GEEKIN OUT is out and about!

From the kids of GEEKIN OUT comes our latest late movie review: NEFARIOUS. This intense film is about a secular psychiatrist who interviews a serial killer who claims to be possessed by a demon named Nefarious. Spike takes on the Christian film for people who hate Christian films but love suspense. Give you a hint: Spike sez it's the best 80 minutes he spent in a theater this year. Too bad the film's an hour 45. Step right up. NEFARIOUS awaits in a new review on AFTERMATH!