Ozric Slakalis

Music Video - The song describes the angst that Ozric suffers due to his partner's spending habits.

Ozric tells of a girl who everyone wanted to be with but who didn't want to settle down, breaking the hearts of those who wanted to be with her.

Ozric advises on what should be done when a woman poses this immortal question.

Music Video - Song written by Ozric about a conversation based on the advice supplied by a top management consultant about the preferences of larger ladies. Ozric has yet to find any evidence whatsoever that the advice supplied has any factual correctness, but it does make a good tune.

Music Video - Ozric outs the menace to society that is known as the Dirty Old Man.

This song is a bikers anthem. This could have been the theme music to Sons of Anarchy, but Americans struggle with the idea of a 'thingamy'. be warned, despite having 'thingamy' in the title the song does contain bad language. Those of you with delicate ears would probably be better off listening to Kylie. Those of you who are pleased that it contains bad language, should turn it up and in the words of Krusher 'Rock hard, rock heavy and rock animal!' Grrrr

Music Video - The song imparts Ozric's heartfelt plea to his true love. You probably wouldn't hear Michael Bolton or Billy Joel singing with this level of honesty?

Music Video - A sad song which tells the tale of Ozric's break-up with his prosthetic girlfriend, following the arrival of a real love match.

Music Video - This is love song for Ozric's truelove, which describes how the love of Ozric's life expresses her love for him through bedtime flatulence.

Music Video - This video is a humorous, delightfully politically incorrect song about Ozric's fascination with Wobbly Bits. The Woke community without a sense of humour should, probably select a turnip of their choice to munch on and get themselves an uncomfortable stool to sit on in a darkened room with a single candle and look away now.

Music Video - Song details Ozric's love of larger ladies and supports the body positive ideal of how not everyone wants a stick-thin Heroin-Chic Model at their side.

Music Video - The song tells of Ozric's abduction aboard an alien spaceship and what he has had to deal with since.