BadGoddessFanClub

#ahmygoddess #Kodanshacomics #satire In response to the slander attack from the Path of the Raven series, Kevin from the Other Dimension does an Ah My Goddess remake of Lillian Hellman's The Children's Hour to send out a message.

Kosuke Fujishima falls victim to a work stress related nightmare where Kodansha Ltd CEO Yoshinobu Noma is financially backing his Political Campaign to run for Prime Minister of Japan. The Twist is that Kosuke Fujishima is under orders to throw the Election just like the Warren Beatty Policial Satire Bulworth.

This October Halloween, Hekate and the Marller Gang plan to invoke Sir Augustus DeWynter to resurrect The October Storm with the intention of sinking Steven Spielberg's $250 Million Sinot Yacht as revenge for what he and John Landis did to Vic Morrow, Renee Shin-yi Chenn, and Myca Dinh Le. This October Halloween, IT'S PAYBACK TIME.

Belldandy Urd and Skuld crash the Dark Horse Comics Reunion Party only to discover that everyone is snubbing them behind their backs because they've been out of print for so long, and the future omnibus release is not looking good. Skuld finds herself befriending David Harbour's Hellboy from the latest Hellboy remake who is also being treated like an outcast because Ron Perlman's Hellboy and Selma Blair are the life of the party. Suddenly the lights go out, a Gunshot goes off, and when the lights come back on, Mike Richardson is suspiciously still alive... its because the assailant SHOT HIM RIGHT IN THE TESTICLES. But the joke is on all of them because Mike Richardson never had a set of balls to begin with. So then the lights go out again, a Second Gunshot goes off, then the lights come back on and Mike Richardson has been shot in the face and falls to the floor. Ron Perlman's Hellboy digs out the bullet and surmises that it came from David Harbour's gun, and immediately puts the Remake Hellboy under house arrest with Skuld being the only one who believes in David Harbour's innocence. David Harbour has clearly been framed. Law's challenge to the Comic Book Characters of Dark Horse Comics is they have only a few hours to Solve the Mystery and find their way out of the building, or else Dark Horse Comics is going to be BURNED TO THE GROUND like Shinji Aoba's attack on Kyoto Animation. Can Junior Detective Skuld and David Harbour's Hellboy solve the case before Dark Horse Comics is burned to the ground?

For their own personal Sick and Twisted Amusement, Urd and Skuld from Ah My Goddess lure Directors Steven Spielberg, Joe Dante, and George Miller into a Trap at Kevin Neece's House and force them to Time Travel back to the day when Vic Morrow and Two Children were killed by a Helicopter Accident on the set of John Landis Twilight Zone The Movie. Their Mission: Save the lives of both Vic Morrow and Heather O'Rourke from Poltergeist. If they attempt to back out or run away from their mission, the System Force will induce them to die of a Fatal Heart Attack and condemn their souls to Niflheim, aka Viking Hell. There's just one problem. Once they step off the TARDIS into 1982, nobody will be able to recognize them because of their ages and they will not have the proper studio authority clearances to tamper with the Film Production. And they are being stalked by Dan Aykroyd who is the Angel of Death. Will Spineless Spielberg finally grow a Spine to stand up to John Landis and Save the Day? The Suspense is Killing Me, I hope it will last. The movie is a Black Comedy meant to feel like a Spiritual Sequel to the Back to the Future Universe and a Tales from the Crypt Living Nightmare.

When a Security Camera Sex Video of Belldandy performing Oral Sex on her Bosses on the Job goes viral on the internet and gets her fired, Belldandy decides to take matters into her own hands by starting her own Fans Only Adult Video Account. Belldandy gets the attention of Twitter's Secret CEO played by Johnny Knoxville's Ray Ray from the NC-17 John Waters movie A Dirty Shame and he takes her on a tour of Twitter HQ detailing how Twitter has been manipulating Algorithms for Fans Only so that the Sex Entertainers can turn Twitter into a Porn Website Paradise for Sex Addicts and Amateur Porn Stars everywhere. And Elon Musk has been secretly fronting for Ray Ray as the Pretend Twitter CEO to take away the Public Heat from Ray Ray's secret mission. Justin Hammer from Hammer Tech (seen in Iron Man 2) is also secretly funding Ray Ray's Operation because he believes that the Monetary Capital gained from Fans Only can have Military Applications. Will Belldandy give in to Ray Ray's seduction attempts and join Fans Only as an Amateur Porn Star? Or will her Guided Sex Tour of Twitter HQ with Ray Ray help her realize that her struggles with Sex Addiction are being exploited and manipulated by the Online Sex Trafficker Industry and walk away before it is too late?

The Goddesses hold an offensive competition to see who can seduce Doctor What into bed with them to determine whether his regeneration into Rhea Butcher also made him gay. The winner will be crowned Empress of the North Pole.

The Marller Gang band together to battle a medieval warlock calling himself The Dragon Eye. But just when they think they've won, Thirteen Demons are released through the Tardis into the Alternate Universes. Uh Oh.

Geek Actress Felicia Day puts out a request on Twitter for her fans to photoshop her into creative backgrounds, unsuspecting that Charlie Day's Doctor What is about to hijack her contest to do a comedy skit about the casting couch.

Rob Zombie's Doctor What gives a Detailed Consumer Warning Report about a Walt Disney Collection Bootleg for the FBI, the IPR Homeland Investigation, and the CIA on November 16th, 2020 aka Hekate Night.

Fearing that Bad Goddess may be cancelled soon due to low ratings, Keiichi puts Mara Marller in charge of the Bad Goddess Fan Club where she sends response letters to real people who never wrote her in the first place and Roasts Them.

Urd is secretly wrestling with her feelings about coming out of the closet to her family as a lesbian. The comedy twist is her girlfriend is none other than Natsumi Tsujimoto from Kosuke Fujishima's You're Under Arrest.

When Keiichi's friends realize he lied and never consummated his marriage to Belldandy, they throw an intervention party that accidentally results in Belldandy giving Keiichi a night of sex so intense that he suffers a Heart Attack.

Skuld gets a visit from a real time lord named Doctor What, who suspiciously looks like Adam Conover, and is secretly pretending to be a lame second rate impersonator on Public Access as his cover. She is not impressed.

Earth's Population and the Goddesses are re-situated on the futuristic world of Planet Belldandy, where Skuld decides to sell off her invention patents to finance her ironically insane vision for a family restaurant named Casa De La Skuld.

Yggdrasil Central finds itself under attack by a cyber terrorist calling himself The Gremlin. Doctor What and Lind have one hour to find their way to the center of a deadly teleporter maze before he drops Yggdrasil out of the Sky.

In order to prove himself as a new full time Ah My Goddess cast member, the Goddesses demand Doctor What travel back in time to assassinate the creators of Evangelion so they can have a real produced Season Three.

Kevin from the Other Dimension goes for 48 Hours without Sleep and writes two of the craziest stories you've ever read. The first one is about overcoming writer's block, and the second one muses on the metaphorical nature of God.

When Skuld uses her Space Doubler to make Doctor What's Tardis bigger on the inside, Doctor What repays the favor by taking the Goddesses out to eat at a Pizza Hut located in the Ralph Bakshi universe of Heavy Traffic.

Doctor What falls into a midlife crisis when the Nekomi Gang pranks him by demanding he take them on frivolous adventures to places like the Bank, and the local Supermarket. Does nobody care about the wonder of Adventure anymore?

Kevin retroactively makes the lost episode from Season Three where Marller and Welsper bump into eX-Driver's Lisa Sakakino, just as their Tardis is stolen and taken to an Egyptian Casino owned by the Dragon Eye.

Marller and Welsper, having been separated from Doctor What and the others via the Runaway Tardis, go searching for the Escaped Thirteen Demons on their own. Their first stop is Ghost in the Shell and Najica Blitz Tactics.

Skuld is taken away to the universe of Bio Booster Armour Guyver for safety reasons concerning the Doublet System. She discovers Sho Fukamachi is still bullied despite his superhero status. Marller and Welsper arrive to taunt him.