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TONIGHT... Robot Ninjas- in SPACE- doing Robot Ninja things! Chilling! Cetus Bounties! Void Storms! Eidolon Hunt! Railjack! Deimos Bounties! Corn Bots on Deimos! Maybe finally get a Kuva Lich?! Super Friend Robot Ninja Team Up?! The possibilities are endless! Stop by and chill- IN SPAAAAAACE! TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! #Warframe #Gaming #PS5Live #PS5

At long last, I have returned! And it's time- to Play the Video Games! TONIGHT: DRAGON BALL XENOVERSE 2! Xenoverse and Chill! Super Sunday Funday! Super Friends unite to battle evil! Online Parallel Quests! Teamwork! Friendship! Music! Hurray! Let's do this! #Xenoverse2 #DBXV2 #PS5Live #Gaming #DragonBallXenoverse2 #DragonBall #DBZ #PS5Gameplay #LetsPlay

TONIGHT... After their harrowing adventure in Part 1, our hero- me!- and my homie Professor Fig arrive at Hogwarts just in time for... The Sorting Ceremony! That most crucial decision which will determine the future of the future, wherein I shall don The Sorting Hat, a sentient and seemingly self-aware article of clothing which can read the mind of anyone who wears it, and then telepathically communicate with them in an extremely invasive sort of ‘interview’ wherein it uses your personal information it gains from reading your mind and attempts to perform an amateur psychological evaluation to determine which dorm room you should stay in at school. Which do sound kinda messed up when you put it like that, but.. yeah... moving on... The Sorting Hat will determine which of the 4 Great Houses of Hogwarts I am destined to grace with my presence: Gryffindor, The Lion House! Brave, bold, bombastic! (The House of Protagonists) Ravenclaw, The Eagle House! Smart, sophisticated, stuck-up! (The House of NERDS) Slytherin up outta nowhere! House of the Snake! Ambitious, antagonistic, ambiguous! (The House of Bad Guys, but not always and they’re kinda low key Based) Hufflepuff. And when I say ‘4 Great Houses’, I mean ‘3 Tolerable Houses, and 1 vile, disgusting den of scum and villainy filled with degenerates, the likes of which should’ve been purged from Hogwarts- and, indeed, the world- centuries ago for the crime of their existence’, and if I have anything to say about it, their wretched kind will not be permitted to continue to sully the Earth with their presence for much longer. Obviously, it’s Hufflepuff. And on that note. Let’s do this: TONIGHT... on “Kyle Plays the Video Games!” #HogwartsLegacy #PS5 #Gaming #HarryPotter #PS5Gameplay #PS5Share #LetsPlay _________________________________ NOTE: I actually recorded this like 2 or 3 months ago at the same time i did the first part and uploaded it right after and then promptly forgot about it. I just remembered it’s just sitting here, so i figure might as well just go ahead and share it even though I’m like a million years behind everyone else for anyone who might be interested. Its not particularly exciting even by my standards- I’m basically still in the beginning- i haven’t seen or played any farther. This just the sorting ceremony thing and meeting the side characters and intro stuff. ——— Just an fyi for the very few it may concern, things have been kind of hectic lately and uh... man ima just keep it 100- past 2 or 3 weeks have been kinda shi tbh. Long story. Just a bunch of stuff all one after another. Basically it all started with one minor situation that I dealt with, but while investigating the source of said situation. I discovered that apparently the jerks that built my damn house aren't very good at building houses- or they're just asholes- and at one point they were like "eh, that's good enough". Turns out, no, it wasn't. And now it's become kind of a problem, and that's how that minor situation happened, which, while not ideal, alerted me to the problem, which if not fixed, would become an even bigger problem which would result in additional, even less ideal, situations in the probably near future. So that was a problem. And someone had to find a way to fix it. And for 'reasons', that someone was me. As fixing shi isn't my specialty, there were complications. I had to basically move half the ish in the house into the other half of the house to clear the space I needed to work, but it turns out that wasn't quite the right space, so then I had to take all the half the ish i had just moved to the other half the house and un-move it back to where it started, so I could then re-move all the ish to slightly different locations. Also at some point I strained a tendon and had to do alot of this with basically one arm. So yeah. But then something else came up and I had to deal with that, and then another something else, and on and on... so yeah, I’ve been running around pretty much nonstop dealing with shi and i'm about tapped out. I managed to get the problem mostly under control sort of temporarily at least, which bought me some time to slow down a bit before i literally exploded, which is nice, because exploding is rarely, if ever, desirable or helpful to anyone. So there's that. But there's still a few things i need to finish- sooner the better. So yeah. Bit hectic. I haven’t been able to check my messages or anything for a while, so if anyone sent me something and i haven’t responded or I haven’t been around or whatever, that’s what’s up. Lot of shi. The Kyle train is running low on... train.. gas... something. Right. But no one panic. We got this. Power of friendship. All will be well. Believe it. Feiten. No one panox. I'm a superhero. I’ll sort this out then I'll be back and it'll be goody and I'll finally start my magical WIZARD adventure proper and it’ll be good times and everything be fine. I never go back on a promise. Believe it.

TONIGHT... The FIRST ever PSVR2 Livestream ever begins with RUNNER, a Video Game about racing Motorcycles in 90's Retro Anime Neo Tokyo! It's literally Akira VR! Let's do this! Tetsuoooooo!! #PSVR2 #Runner #PS5Live #Gaming

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to "That Wizard Game", which is a Video Game about triggering insufferable weirdo anger addicts who spend their days stirring up nonexistent 'controversy' because they're miserable people who hate everything around them almost as much as they hate themselves and desperately crave any excuse to harass normal people who don't care about them or their asinine virtue signaling and just want to live their lives and be left the hell alone. This concept is utterly foreign and only serves to drive them even further into delusional, apoplectic screeching temper tantrums, which, in their 'unique' philosophy, is believed to be a show of dominance and reasonable adult behavior. Thus, upon seeing the mildly amused chuckles of relatively sane onlookers as we shake our heads in a moment of pity, apathy, and/or contempt before returning to our lives, soon to forget that they ever existed- much like the universe at large- the embers of their impotent rage is stoked yet further, and so, the cycle continues ever onward- an endless downward spiral of increasingly pitiful, absurd, frothing zealotry, doomed to an eternity of self-inflicted misery and bitterness amidst an infinite, uncaring cosmos, in which their names and deeds will forever go unnoticed. Which brings us to HOGWARTS LEGACY. Which is a video game about magical teenagers using the power of friendship to overcome hatred, battle racial/cultural prejudice, and generally defeat evil- all while studying for their O.W.L.'s (Ordinary Wizarding Levels), because- remember, kids- a solid education, while not absolutely necessary, does indeed provide a firm foundation for future success in life. Also, winners DON'T use dark magic or potions in excess. Yes. Much 'controversial'. Much 'problematic'. Much 'bigotry'. Oh, goodness. Surely, this will be the final straw. At long last, my membership to the cool kids club shall be officially revoked, and, look though they may, none will ever find me again. Alas, billions of loyal friends and viewers (and thanks for stopping by!), we had a good run, but all things must end... sigh... single, manly tear... and on that note... See ya, Space Cowboy... Lolol... I'm sorry... I can't... oh man... what a world... good times... ANYWAY... So, despite, or actually in large part because of, certain people- who still haven't figured out the 'Streisand Effect'- trying and failing spectacularly to get it 'cancelled', HOGWARTS LEGACY, if you hadn't heard, has been a *massive* success, already selling something like 12 MILLION copies in under a month (for perspective, that's more than Dark Souls 4- I mean Elden Ring- sold in the past year- like 'all the time it's been out', not just 2023), receiving overwhelmingly positive reviews, not only from actual human beings, but even many Games 'Journalists', who, as we all know, are rather like the Ringwraiths from Lord of the Rings, occupying some wretched existence between life and death, enslaved to the will of The Dark Lord. And, of course, best of all, causing much of the previously discussed apoplectic, impotent rage fits from weirdos who refuse to mind their own god damn business, because they hate their lives- but then, I would too. So that's just swell, and arguably deserving of 70 of my hard earned- or fairly easily earned, if I'm honest- good AMERICAN Dollars based on that alone. Which is why I bought it. Yes, really. I gladly spent $70 out of sheer spite just to make busybody woke jackoffs who want to ruin people's lives over a Video Game cry even more. I'm not sorry. The salt must flow. BUT, as an added bonus, HOGWARTS LEGACY is actually a pretty dope game. Despite buying it weeks ago, I've only gotten to play for an hour or so, but I'm already digging it. Now that I've gotten some stuff straightened out (it's a long story) I'll definitely be playing more- though I may have recently acquired something else that may prove interesting, but we'll get to that later- and probably streaming it. SO... Overall, whether you're a 90's kid who grew up with Harry Potter for years, someone who liked those Fantastic Beasts movies (probably because of Johnny Depp, who was great and deserves Justice), or even a 'real adult' with a family and job and 'responsibilities' and stuff (in which case, how in God's name did you get here? I'm genuinely curious.) with no time for silly fanciful tales of wizards and such nonsense and thus know nothing about any of this stuff- regardless, between the amazing visuals, surprisingly charming cast of characters, and magical laser beam pew pew action battles, there's plenty to enjoy for everyone! Unless you're one of *those people*. Which you're not. I know- you're better than that. Believe it. ;D Let's do this... TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! _________ #HogwartsLegacy #HogwartsLegacyGameplay #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5Share #HarryPotter

Because being a Viking Warrior and solving your problems by yelling at them just never gets old. Especially with LOTS of NEW CONTENT from the Anniversary Edition! New Magic Spells! New Weapons! New Armor! New Quests! New Enemies! Start a Farm! Go Fishing! Find a pet! (Seriously, there is a ton of new great content, and that PS5 do look nice...) Let's do this!

TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games"! The slightly belated 6th Annual Christmas Celebration! Featuring OUTLAST, the PS4 horror classic! That may seem like an unconventional choice for Christmas. Because it is. But it's a tradition. Don't ask. It's a long story. You had to be there. But for several years now, playing Outlast has become a part of my annual Christmas festivities. Unfortunately, things happened and I was not able to host my 6th Annual Outlast Christmas Party- so we're doing it now! #Outlast #PS5Live #LetsPlay #Outlast #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay

Middle-earth: Shadow of War is an action RPG, the sequel to 2014's Middle-earth: Shadow of Mordor. Shadow of War continues the previous game's narrative, which is based on J. R. R. Tolkien's legendarium and set in between the events of Peter Jackson's The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings film trilogies. Shadow of War continues the story of Talion, once an elite Ranger of Gondor tasked with guarding The Black Gate, the great barrier which stands at the entrance to Mordor, home of the Dark Lord Sauron. Though Sauron and his monstrous hordes were defeated centuries ago by the armies of the Last Alliance of Men and Elves when Isildur, son of King Elendil of Gondor, cut The One Ring from his hand, the Dark Lord can never truly die, and Mordor remains a cursed land. Thus, for hundreds of years, the Rangers of Gondor kept watch over Mordor, lest the Dark Lord and his armies return to once again threaten all of Middle-Earth, and for hundreds of years, there was peace. Or so it seemed. Though destroyed in body, the immortal spirit of the Dark Lord lived on, patiently biding his time, gathering his strength, and slowly rebuilding his armies deep in the heart of Mordor, hidden from all- even the ever vigilant Rangers of Gondor. So it was that the renewed army of Mordor launched a brutal surprise attack against the unsuspecting Guardians of the Black Gate, killing every last man, woman, and child. Or so it seemed. Instead of dying, Talion was bound together with an immortal being known only as “The Wraith” preserving his life and granting him immense power. Through their shared quest for vengeance against those who had taken everything from them, it was revealed that “The Wraith” was the legendary Elf Lord Celebrimbor, the greatest smith of the Second Age, who, thousands of years ago, was deceived by Sauron into forging the Rings of Power, which would go on to shape the fate of Middle-Earth. “Three Rings for the Elven Kings under the sky, Seven for the Dwarf Lords in their halls of stone, Nine for the mortal Men doomed to die, One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne, In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie. One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them, One ring to bring them all, And in the darkness bind them, In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.” But now, the time has come for a New Ring. Together, they will build an army worthy of Mordor, and defeat the Dark Lord once and for all. Let’s do this. ................. Shoutout to my guy @gamingwithnoah9110 for reminding me how great this joint is and inspiring me to start a new game to experience the awesomeness once again! Be sure to check him out on the YT! .................. #ShadowOfWar #MiddleEarthShadowOfWar #gaming #letsplay #lordoftherings #lotr #ps5share

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to a special PRERECORDED episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"- presented in Majestic 1080p High Definition Super Vision at 60FPS, for your viewing pleasure! TONIGHT: Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition- the most Special of all Editions of Devil May Cry 5 yet discovered by mankind! Starring VERGIL- the most MOTIVATED (and awesome) of all Protagonists of Devil May Cry yet discovered by mankind (tho if Capcom hadn't forgotten that Sparda existed, he might take that title because Sparda was freaking awesome NGL...). TONIGHT... VERGIL's epic quest to kill demons whilst being cool continues! Though disappointed that his trip to the open air market for some delicious fresh fruit went a bit sideways, Vergil remains undeterred. Having defeated Linus Tech Tips at the entrance to Sears, Vergil decides to peruse their selection of discount home appliances, so that he may find a modestly priced refrigerator in which he may safely deposit his delicious and nutritious fruit snacks in the future, so he will never again have to endure the fresh fruit stand ordeal, because it was terribly disappointing and it was just a whole 'thing', you know? Ain't nobody got time for that! Least of all VERGIL. However, for sake of convenience, he has entered through the Sears Gardening Section rather than the main entrance. Despite this slight detour, Vergil will almost definitely find his way through the Sears Gardening Section and to the home appliance department, so that he may acquire his new refrigerator, and be free to store all of the fruits and vegetables and other delicious snacks that he enjoys right in the comfort of his own kitchen. The chances that he will get hopelessly lost trying to make his way through the Sears Gardening Section and run into a bunch of demons who are in need of killing whilst being cool are almost certainly nonexistent. He definitely will NOT end up fighting a magical time horse thing in the Boss Fight. And he super definitely will NOT then immediately proceed to the next Mission (which isn't really a Mission its just a standalone boss fight that they made its own thing because its tradition that Devil May Cry always has to have precisely 20 'Missions', because "reasons") and face off against the AVATAR OF SEARS itself! A massive monstrosity of maniacally murderous metal! Alliteration! Aha! Let's do this! .......... #DevilMayCry5 #gaming #dmc5 #ps5share #letsplay #ps5 #vergil

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of kyle plays the video games! TONIGHT: BLOODBORNE! The 3rd Hunt continues! What adventures await? Let's find out! #Bloodborne #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to a special PRERECORDED episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"- presented in Majestic 1080p High Definition Super Vision at 60FPS, for your viewing pleasure! TONIGHT: Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition- the most Special of all Editions of Devil May Cry 5 yet discovered by mankind! Starring VERGIL- the most MOTIVATED (and awesome) of all Protagonists of Devil May Cry yet discovered by mankind (tho if Capcom hadn't forgotten that Sparda existed, he might take that title because Sparda was freaking awesome NGL...). TONIGHT... Having killed many demons whilst being cool, our hero, VERGIL, has worked up quite the appetite. Knowing that proper nutrition is key to a healthy mind and body (ladies...), and eager to get his daily intake of Vitamins, he decides to visit a nearby open air market thing. Though typically far too much of a Based Chad to bother with such hippie shenanigans, it has great reviews on Yelp- and some delicious and nutritious fresh fruit would be invaluable in warding off hunger, hypoglycemia, and- most crucial of all- scurvy (Vitamin C deficiency is no laughing matter). MOTIVATED by the thought of all those wonderful Vitamins just waiting to emPOWER his body with nutrition, so that he may kill demons while being cool even harder than ever, he sets off at once on what will probably be an entirely uneventful walk with no demons getting in his way or associated nonsense. (Spoiler Alert: There totally will be.) #devilmaycry5 #dmc5 #gaming #ps5share #letsplay #dmc5se

Good evening, Ladies and Gentlemen and welcome to a special PRERECORDED episode of "Kyle Plays the Video Games"- presented in Majestic 1080p High Definition Super Vision at 60FPS, for your viewing pleasure! TONIGHT: Devil May Cry 5: Special Edition- the most Special of all Editions of Devil May Cry 5 yet discovered by mankind! Starring VERGIL- the most MOTIVATED (and awesome) of all Protagonists of Devil May Cry yet discovered by mankind (tho if Capcom hadn't forgotten that Sparda existed, he might take that title because Sparda was freaking awesome NGL...). LAST TIME... we began our journey through the Campaign so I can get some practice playing as VERGIL again before taking on BLOODY PALACE! Beginning with, oddly enough, "Mission 2", because "Mission 1" is just a tutorial and that's boring- speaking of which, yes, "Mission 2" is the official title of the Mission when playing the Story as VERGIL because Capcom couldn't be bothered to give Vergil's Story Missions unique *names*, much less unique Story and/or Missions, but hey- details! What matters is that there were some Demons and they were all like "Rawrrr blah blah demon bullcrap!" and then VERGIL was all like "Show me your MOTIVATION." and then the demons were all like "blehhh, you killed us!" and then VERGIL was all like "Hmph. You're wasting my time." and then there was a super big demon with a mouth in his tummy for some reason (demons are weird like that) and he was all like "RAAAAWR!" and then VERGIL was all like "Now, I'm a little MOTIVATED..." and punched the ground so hard it exploded and killed the big demon except it didn't because Vergil killed him *too* fast (seriously) and they didn't program a death animation for him until the 3rd phase of the fight but then VERGIL was all like "BYAH" and killed him *again* and he died for real this time and then VERGIL was all like "Disappointing... smh..." because he's cool like that. "Killing Demons and Being Cool!"- that's Devil May Cry! Let's rock, baby! #DevilMayCry5 #devilmaycry5specialedition #ps5share #gaming #letsplay

Tonight... on "DEVIL MAY CRY 5: SPECIAL EDITION"! After having to start a new game from scratch because I couldn't import my save file from the original DMC5 on PS4 to Special Edition on PS5 and play through the campaign with Dante, Nero, and V- who are all lame because they aren't VERGIL- to unlock Bloody Palace (hardcore endless survival mode killing demons and being cool nonstop until you die or make it all the way to the Level 101 where you have to fight the hardest boss in the game- who is obviously VERGIL- on the hardest difficulty- which is pretty difficult, NGL. Over a year or so of playing fairly regularly, I only made it the final level *once*- and it took like 2.5 hours of nonstop play) and then after finishing the Story Mode and unlocking Bloody Palace, I had to play as Dante (who, besides not being VERGIL, is weird as all hell to play and you need 13 hands with 72 fingers to press all the buttons to make him to stuff with his billion different combinations of swords, guns, styles, Devil Trigger, Super Duper Sin Devil Trigger, one weapon that's actually 2 weapons, and another weapon that's actually 3 weapons... and... Point being- DANTE is a pain and I don't like him and he's not VERGIL and he's weird and I don't like him- but I refuse to play as some kind of scuffed VERGIL without his full moveset unlocked- but it costs over 1,000,000 Red Orbs to unlock the full power of VERGIL, which is kind of alot, so I had to suffer through grinding Bloody Palace trying to kill demons and be cool as Dante (who is still not VERGIL and I still don't like him) and it was a bit of a nuisance. But now, at long last, the time has come... Even before I got Special Edition, I hadn't played DMC5 for a few months due to reasons, and recently I've been having to play as DANTE, who, as mentioned, is weird and plays totally differently from VERGIL, and- most notably- I'm using the PS5 Controller and still getting used to the subtly different shape and button placement from the PS4 Controller I've used for the past 6 years or so. It might not sound like it would make that much of a difference, but it really does. Especially on DMC5 which has very convoluted and occasionally clunky controls while also requiring extreme precision and speed. In such cases, the X button being just a bit further left requiring you to tilt your thumb and press it at a *slight* angle so you can jump and then immediately press Triangle to start charging Judgement Cut so it'll be ready before you lose i-Frames *without* accidentally pressing Circle because then you'll Air Trick which will cancel Judgement Cut and leave you open to a big ugly demon pimp slapping you out of the sky to your death at Level 99 of Bloody Palace after 2 hours of flawless gameplay and I about threw my damn PS4 out the window... yeah... that X button being just a *bit* off can lead to some very unfortunate mistakes... Also, the L2/R2 buttons on the PS5 Controller are really close to the L1/R1 buttons and very sensitive, so it's easy to accidentally bump them and spontaneously change weapons in the middle of a combo and... it's a whole thing, ok? Trust me... Killing Demons and Being Cool is a very precise art... Due to the above factors, I need some practice to get back in the groove before I'm ready to make my triumphant and epic return to the Bloody Palace- even if I tried, I'd probably die about 15 minutes into the run at the first boss and have to start over, and just replaying the same 10 starter levels over and over again would be boring and lame. But there are other challenges to be conquered before taking on Bloody Palace... Now, I'm a little MOTIVATED... Let's do this. TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! @Nova Rebirth @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer @Dijik 123 @XRYXIX ___ #devilmaycry5 #dmc5 #ps5share #gaming #letsplay #ps5 #vergil

BLOODBORNE! It's a bit odd. Some might say 'endearingly eclectic', or 'amusingly quirky', or 'significantly abnormal', or 'downright bizarre', or 'omg what is this I can't even'. Kind of like me! So here's the thing. Everything up until now- that was the relatively boring part. The 'tutorial of weirdness', if you will. This is when things start to get *really* weird and Kyle might get a bit freaked out. TONIGHT... we visit a place called "Yahar'gul". It is a bad place. There is nothing funny about it whatsoever and I have yet to meet a single pirate. Also, it's filled with Eldritch Cosmic abominations and I'm probably going to die alot and it's going to horrible. For me. It'll be hilarious for everyone else. THEN, after I get out of that freaking horrible place and fight THE WORST boss ever, "The One Reborn" (don't ask... just don't...)- COOP CHALICE DUNGEONS w/ Friends! We venture yet deeper into the Abyss, to the Depth 3 Lower Pthumerian Labyrinth- and possibly even further, into Ailing Loran, a land long since ravaged and destroyed by the Scourge of Beasts. TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! Let us cleanse these foul streets! ---------------- @Nova Rebirth @Jacen Solo @ShadowSword games @Lil Bunny Gamer .......... #Bloodborne #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

Tonight on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: SPECIAL EDITION... Nero battles through the giant demon tree(?) to face off against Urizen, The Demon King, once again, because he's still salty about Dante calling him "deadweight" and, as a generic plucky young video game protagonist, he's gonna prove to everyone that he can be the guy too! Nevermind that last time he tried to square up with Urizen, The *Demon King* BTFO'd him *without even getting out of his chair*. Thus, unable to take his L's like a man, Nero, being the genius he is, has decided that this time will be different, because "reasons". Will Nero prevail? Will he get BTFO'd again? Will he be able to find room on his mantle for yet another L? Find out... TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! #DevilMayCry5 #dmc5 #dmc5se #gaming #letsplay #ps5

BLOODBORNE! It's a bit odd. Some might say 'endearingly eclectic', or 'amusingly quirky', or 'significantly abnormal', or 'downright bizarre', or 'omg what is this I can't even'. Kind of like me! So here's the thing. Everything up until now- that was the relatively boring part. The 'tutorial of weirdness', if you will. This is when things start to get *really* weird. What could possibly go wrong? Let's find out. TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games'! Having previously defeated Rom, the Vacuous Spider (yes, thats its real name), we triggered the Rise of 'The Blood Moon', which I personally think looks kind of like a giant butterscotch in the sky, and it's actually pretty neat. Well thats not really a big deal, right? Ahahahahahahahaha... Hahaha... Aha... Ha... No, it *really* is. Thus, our hero shall journey to 'The NIGHTMARE Frontier' and, if possible, 'The Hunter's NIGHTMARE'. Yes, two Nightmares. This should be fun. #Bloodborne #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

So here's the thing. After AMERICA won WW2 and defeated the Evil Mustache Man, freeing humanity from the threat of Evil Mustache Men, some stuff happened, and then there was *another* Evil Mustache Man, and some more stuff happened, and suddenly Filthy Commies were trying to take over the world. Obviously, AMERICA could not let that shi stand. However, the Filthy Commies also had an ishload of Nukes and stuff and if things really popped off, the world could've maybe literally exploded. And that would be bad. Because the world is where AMERICA is. So we had The Cold War. It was kind of a war, but kind of not really, except it totally was, but then again kinda not, tho at the same time.... It's *complicated*. So then the Commies took a bunch of dudes hostage, and AMERICA was like "WTF". So then Ronald Reagan, President of AMERICA, was like "AW, HELL NAW, BRUH." So he made some calls from his magic President phone and unleashed the mightiest weapon in the history of the universe: KYLE. And that's tonight... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let's do this. For AMERICA! #callofduty #codcoldwar #callofdutycoldwar #ps5share #gaming #letsplay

Tonight, on BLOODBORNE, The 3rd Hunt: With the end of the Forbidden Woods in sight, only 1 thing stands between our hero and his goal- rather, 3 things. The Shadows of Yharnam. Remnants of the lost Pthumerian Empire. Warriors without peer, once the royal guard of a long-dead Queen. For hundreds- thousands?- of years they have stood sentinel- sworn to sooner die than abandon their post. TONIGHT... their oaths shall be fulfilled. Because, you know.... Kyle is going to kill them... so they'll be dead... that's how killing works. It's science. THEN... the pathway to Byrgenwerth will be open. Byrgenwerth- where it all began- the Healing Church, the Scourge, the City of Yharnam- this Nightmare of Blood and Beasts in which we find ourselves. It all began at Byrgenwerth- and there, we shall find the answers we seek. There, we shall end it. And that'll be that. Problem solved. Everyone lives happily ever after. Credits roll. Audience applauds. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like there's gonna be craaaaaaazy twist and everything is going to go absolutely bananas and ish is gonna get cosmic up ins and everything so far was just the beginning of the insane insanity that abouts to bust loose. That's very unlikely. Probably. It'll be fine. You'll see. No one panic. We got this. I'm sure everything is gonna be just swell. It's not like things could get any *worse*... THEN... we shall continue our epic journey deep within the Labyrinthine depths of the Chalice Dungeons, where awaits all manner of scary monsters and funky stuff! So funky, that we may need to call in reinforcements... Because "A Hunter is never alone." TONIGHT, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let us cleanse these foul streets! _________________ @Nova Rebirth @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer ______ 3 years have passed since The Hunter entered retirement for the second time. 3 long years in which other epic battles have been fought, accolades received, and victories achieved. 3 years since the nightmare of Blood and Beasts was concluded. But oh, the sweet Blood, how it sings. It’s enough to drive a man mad. The Hunt calls again. And a Hunter must Hunt. Once, he was among the greatest. In his wake, prey was slaughtered, Kings were humbled, and nightmares were slain. But that was long ago. Instincts have dulled, reflexes have slowed, and knowledge has faded. He is but a shadow of his former self. But a Hunter must Hunt. The Third Hunt continues... Let us cleanse these foul streets. And Fear the Old Blood. #Gaming #PS5Live #Bloodborne #LetsPlay

So here’s the thing. The Forbidden Woods are kind of a pain in the ass. It’s not ‘bad’ per se, it’s just kind of an ordeal. It is by far the largest zone in the game, and rivals Central Yharnam in convoluted maze like labyrinthine shenanigans. But whereas Central Yharnam, despite being ludicrously complex and multilayered, at least has very clear landmarks to help you attempt to navigate- the Forbidden Woods are basically a big scary dark forest with few landmarks and paths that loop around on themselves and all manner of nonsense. Also, it contains several very good items that you really need to pick up, all scattered throughout the entire massive forest of doom. Furthermore, as we all know, I have the sense of direction- and attention span- of a retarded goldfish, so attempting to navigate through the forest of doom live while streaming and being constantly distracted by the talky chat and miscellaneous nonsense of my own imagining would inevitably just result in several hours of me running around aimlessly in this damn forest being lost and getting increasingly grouchy and it would just be a bad time for everyone- even more than usual. So, as I did with Hemwick Charnel Lane, I figured I’d just record it on my own and get through the dull part relatively quickly and save the fun stuff for stream. Also, the audio on my mic is kinda weird when recording because its a different setup from streaming, but the good news is I was kinda really sleepy again the other night when I recorded this (and I was trying to listen for demon beasts sneaking up on me) so I wasn’t talking much anyway. I cut out a few notable bits, but for the most part its unedited, so there will be a bit of running around lost, but that’s why God invented fast forward. It’s science. Also also, I had to split this into two parts because I don’t even remember but I had to for some reason. I would just post them both one after the other, but that might be kind of annoying, so maybe I’ll post the one tonight before I go to sleep and schedule the second for tomorrow or something. I don’t know. Whatever. ——————- LAST TIME... our hero made his way to The Grand Cathedral of The Healing Church- which is totally just a harmless little social club type thing and definitely *not* some kind of freaky cult- for a nice little sit down and chit chat conference thing to inquire about their special ‘Blood Ministration’ thing and what’s all that about (asking for a friend). After opening the ominously giant, creaky boss room type doors and standing around awkwardly in the lobby for an uncomfortable amount of time, he decided to show himself in to the Cathedral proper, where he at last found one of the presumed ministers, a *delightful* young lady whom he found sitting in the middle of the conspicuously empty, open, large arena-like space mumbling some church gibberish about “feasting upon blood” and “the cosmos”- you know, the usual. Eager to introduce himself and learn more about their definitely *not* a freaky Eldritch cult social club, with a polite cough and an “Excuse me, Madam...” he approached the figure. It was then that everything went horribly, horribly wrong. See what had happened was, she transformed into a giant blindfolded reindeer demon beast and started rampaging around screeching and trying to murder him. Rude. So, she got dealt with. And then some stuff happened, and he had a weird acid trip flashback vision dream thing about some dudes talking and there was an old old old guy grumbling about eyes and some annoying little jerk whining then there was an iconic moment where they had some speech about “Fear the Old Blood” or some crap. It probably has nothing to do with any of this stuff that’s going on, but it was a pretty neat catchphrase. Then, as if his steps were being guided by some higher being who had played Bloodborne before and knew where he needed to go to advance the main quest, he found himself on the outskirts of Yharnam, where he stopped to chat with his good bro, Alfred, who was kind enough to drop some foreshadowing and lore about some joint called “Byrgenwerth”, where apparently some ‘scholars’ used to experiment on some mysterious, magical blood- and, wouldn’t you know it, those were the dudes who went on to found that ‘Healing Church’ joint, so we should probably check that out. Alas, Byrgenwerth lies deep beyond the Forbidden Woods, aptly named because the Healing Church had declared it forbidden ground, and only those who happened to know a secret catchphrase password thingy were allowed to exit the city gates leading to the Forbidden Woods. If only we had just conveniently had some kinda acid trip vision dream thing where we learned a neat catchphrase known only to the Healing Church dudes. OH WAIT... Thus, our hero continued toward the city gates, the Forbidden Woods, and ultimately- Byrgenwerth, where it all began... #bloodborne #gaming #ps5share #letsplay

TONIGHT, on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!"- NO MAN'S SKY! Which is a video game, about being IN SPAAACE! And other things. But mostly SPAAACE. #NoMansSky #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay

So here’s the thing. The Forbidden Woods are kind of a pain in the ass. It’s not ‘bad’ per se, it’s just kind of an ordeal. It is by far the largest zone in the game, and rivals Central Yharnam in convoluted maze like labyrinthine shenanigans. But whereas Central Yharnam, despite being ludicrously complex and multilayered, at least has very clear landmarks to help you attempt to navigate- the Forbidden Woods are basically a big scary dark forest with few landmarks and paths that loop around on themselves and all manner of nonsense. Also, it contains several very good items that you really need to pick up, all scattered throughout the entire massive forest of doom. Furthermore, as we all know, I have the sense of direction- and attention span- of a retarded goldfish, so attempting to navigate through the forest of doom live while streaming and being constantly distracted by the talky chat and miscellaneous nonsense of my own imagining would inevitably just result in several hours of me running around aimlessly in this damn forest being lost and getting increasingly grouchy and it would just be a bad time for everyone- even more than usual. So, as I did with Hemwick Charnel Lane, I figured I’d just record it on my own and get through the dull part relatively quickly and save the fun stuff for stream. Also, the audio on my mic is kinda weird when recording because its a different setup from streaming, but the good news is I was kinda really sleepy again the other night when I recorded this (and I was trying to listen for demon beasts sneaking up on me) so I wasn’t talking much anyway. I cut out a few notable bits, but for the most part its unedited, so there will be a bit of running around lost, but that’s why God invented fast forward. It’s science. Also also, I had to split this into two parts because I don’t even remember but I had to for some reason. I would just post them both one after the other, but that might be kind of annoying, so maybe I’ll post the one tonight before I go to sleep and schedule the second for tomorrow or something. I don’t know. Whatever. ——————- LAST TIME... our hero made his way to The Grand Cathedral of The Healing Church- which is totally just a harmless little social club type thing and definitely *not* some kind of freaky cult- for a nice little sit down and chit chat conference thing to inquire about their special ‘Blood Ministration’ thing and what’s all that about (asking for a friend). After opening the ominously giant, creaky boss room type doors and standing around awkwardly in the lobby for an uncomfortable amount of time, he decided to show himself in to the Cathedral proper, where he at last found one of the presumed ministers, a *delightful* young lady whom he found sitting in the middle of the conspicuously empty, open, large arena-like space mumbling some church gibberish about “feasting upon blood” and “the cosmos”- you know, the usual. Eager to introduce himself and learn more about their definitely *not* a freaky Eldritch cult social club, with a polite cough and an “Excuse me, Madam...” he approached the figure. It was then that everything went horribly, horribly wrong. See what had happened was, she transformed into a giant blindfolded reindeer demon beast and started rampaging around screeching and trying to murder him. Rude. So, she got dealt with. And then some stuff happened, and he had a weird acid trip flashback vision dream thing about some dudes talking and there was an old old old guy grumbling about eyes and some annoying little jerk whining then there was an iconic moment where they had some speech about “Fear the Old Blood” or some crap. It probably has nothing to do with any of this stuff that’s going on, but it was a pretty neat catchphrase. Then, as if his steps were being guided by some higher being who had played Bloodborne before and knew where he needed to go to advance the main quest, he found himself on the outskirts of Yharnam, where he stopped to chat with his good bro, Alfred, who was kind enough to drop some foreshadowing and lore about some joint called “Byrgenwerth”, where apparently some ‘scholars’ used to experiment on some mysterious, magical blood- and, wouldn’t you know it, those were the dudes who went on to found that ‘Healing Church’ joint, so we should probably check that out. Alas, Byrgenwerth lies deep beyond the Forbidden Woods, aptly named because the Healing Church had declared it forbidden ground, and only those who happened to know a secret catchphrase password thingy were allowed to exit the city gates leading to the Forbidden Woods. If only we had just conveniently had some kinda acid trip vision dream thing where we learned a neat catchphrase known only to the Healing Church dudes. OH WAIT... Thus, our hero continued toward the city gates, the Forbidden Woods, and ultimately- Byrgenwerth, where it all began... #bloodborne #gaming #ps5share #letsplay

TONIGHT... on BLOODBORNE: The New Hunt continues- LIVE on "Kyle Plays the Video Games"! What awaits within The Grand Cathedral? Then, a visit to The Hunter's Nightmare? Or The Forbidden Woods? Or somewhere more... Unseen...? And perhaps this night, more than one Hunter shall Hunt... @Nova Rebirth @ShadowSword games @Jacen Solo @Lil Bunny Gamer TONIGHT... on "Kyle Plays the Video Games!" Let us cleanse these foul streets! ______ 3 years have passed since The Hunter entered retirement for the second time. 3 long years in which other epic battles have been fought, accolades received, and victories achieved. 3 years since the nightmare of Blood and Beasts was concluded. But oh, the sweet Blood, how it sings. It’s enough to drive a man mad. The Hunt calls again. And a Hunter must Hunt. Once, he was among the greatest. In his wake, prey was slaughtered, Kings were humbled, and nightmares were slain. But that was long ago. Instincts have dulled, reflexes have slowed, and knowledge has faded. He is but a shadow of his former self. But a Hunter must Hunt. The Third Hunt continues... Let us cleanse these foul streets. And Fear the Old Blood. #Gaming #PS5Live #Bloodborne #LetsPlay

For the first time ever: Zombies! In Virtual Reality! On PS5! 25% MORE PS than PS4! 25% more Zombies! 25% more VR! 9000% more AWESOME! TONIGHT... on 'Kyle Plays the Video Games'! Let's do this! #SaintsAndSinners #PSVR #PS5Live #Gaming #LetsPlay #PS5

TONIGHT... on Bloodborne! The Third Hunt continues! After awakening with a heck of a hangover in a mysterious gothic horror situation, our new Hunter (who’s actually an Old Hunter but he hasn’t played in 3 years and it’s a new character and he’s pretty rusty so he might as well be new) got down to business to defeat the Huns (and the Beasts). After a few short musical interludes, he successfully made his way through Central Yharnam, beat up Father Gascoigne (aka Big Daddy G), shed a single, manly tear for the little girl at the window, and emerged in Odeon Chapel, where he reunited with his good friend, Blobby Man. He then ventured into the Cathedral Ward, where, due to being very very sleepy and not having played Bloodborne in 3 years, he became hopelessly lost and wandered around in circles more or less aimlessly for a couple hours or so. At some point, through sheer luck, he managed to open the gates to the Grand Cathedral and find the Lamps to Hemwick and Old Yharnam, but (wisely) decided that it “was about that time”, and those could wait for another day. A few days later, it was officially “another day”, however, as fate would have it, our hero was once again very very sleepy and didn’t really feel like streaming, but he knew his duty that “A Hoonter must Hoont.”- and that his fellow Hunters and dear friends and Homies: Rose @Nova Rebirth NaiNai @Lil Bunny Gamer Lantern Solo @Jacen Solo The Homie Aeon @ShadowSword games (Be sure to check them out on the YT and watch as they simultaneously progress on their own path as The Third Hunt continues- soon to cross paths with Kyle as they team up for Jolly Cooperation and do major numbers in the terrifying depths of The Chalice Dungeons- Coming soon!!) He knew that they would surely be making swift progress on The Third Hunt in their own parallel dimensions or whatever, in preparation for Supreme Dream Team Jolly Cooperation- and he couldn’t be late to the party! Thus, our hero ventured forth to Hemwick Charnel Lane and pressed the ‘record’ button, because “hey, close enough”. And, despite some minor setbacks, here we are! Let us cleanse these foul streets! #bloodborne #gaming #letsplay #ps5share

TONIGHT... on DEVIL MAY CRY 5: SPECIAL EDITION- Kyle finally gets to play his first Bloody Palace run on Special Edition on PS5, but he has to play as DANTE to farm Red Orbs to unlock stuff because he had to start over with a new game file on SE. This is a problem. Because Kyle is bad at playing as Dante. Because he never plays as Dante. Because Dante is *not* Vergil. This too is a problem. Because Vergil is Based GigaChad Motivated Man and Dante is Wacky Woohoo Pizza Man. Vergil be like "Diiiie, shcum..."" Dante be like "TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD TRICK SWORD." What even is that? No one knows. Especially not Kyle. So this should be interesting. And on that note- let's rock, baby! #DevilMayCry5SpecialEdition #DevilMayCry5 #DMC5 #LetsPlay #Gaming #PS5