South Park Games

Achievement - Dragon Wrath Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat. **This is a Missable Achievement ** You must use a single fart to knock out three enemies at once, not just hit three enemies with your fart. The best time to get this achievement is during your second visit to the school. By this time you will have learned the Sneaky Squeaker, which lets you lure enemies to a specific spot. There are at least 3 parts in the school during your second visit where you can lure 3 enemies together and then use the environment to knock them all out. You can use Clyde's castle as a last-ditch effort.

Achievement - Full Arsenal Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game. You must acquire all 103 pieces of equipment/costumes. Then scroll over to the Collectibles tab, then scroll over to Equipment. Here you can see your status. The costume sets/equipment are acquired from a combination of looting them from drawers, bags, etc., looting them from knocked out bodies, getting them as quest rewards, and buying them from vendors. Note that, for example, the Witch Hat, Witch Robes and Witch Gloves do not count as 3 toward the 103 counter; you must collect all three pieces of a single costume to count as 1 toward the 103 counter, so don't be surprised if you collect a hat, robes or gloves and don't see your counter go up by 1. Missable Equipment: Stone Hammer — [Missable] On top of the C.I.A. building where the alien ship crashed. Crutch of Weakness — [Missable] Obtained off of Jimmy after defeating him on the upper floor of the Giggling Donkey. Gnome Pickaxe — [Missable] After viewing your parents getting intimate proceed to the next room. Go up the wires and to your right. Once you have defeated the 3 rats proceed to the next set of wires and it will be in the yellow pouch before you begin climbing them. Mace of Restoration — [Missable] On your first visit inside the school after defeating the hallway monitor boss you must immediately use the key to unlock the nearby locker. Master Razor — [Missable] During the Unplanned Parenthood visit you will have to go into a small hole using the Gnome Dust after being locked in the records room. Just below where the Gnome Nazi Zombies are there is a yellow pouch. It is located inside. Alien Probe — [Missable] After lowering the forcefields it is in a purple chest to the left of the entrance to where Randy is held and you escaped from. Vibroblade — [Missable] Nazi Zombie Bacteria inside Mr. Slave next to the iPhone that Big Gay Al calls on. Alien Ray Gun — [Missable] Automatically obtained on the alien spaceship after defeating the first trio of aliens upon escaping from the probing machine. They are directly right of the room Randy is held in. Basketball — [Missable] On one of the already defeated students inside the cafeteria upon your second visit to the school. To the right of the IN door. Super Bouncy Ball! — [Missable] After entering the hole in your room climb up the first set of wires and it will be on the pouch to your right. Broken Bottle — [Missable] Found on a hobo in the sewers where Cornwallis is found for Mr. Hankey. Near the “Shit Show 25c” box. Note: Do not forget to pick it up from the hobo when you first find him, it’s said you cannot come back for it later, as it won’t be there. Dodgeball — [Missable] During your first visit to the school you will have to obtain several sets of keys. This is located on one of the hall monitors in the group that has the brass key. (The first key you get) Elvish Shortbow — [Missable] Obtained automatically after defeating the group of 3 elves in the basement of the giggling donkey after the lights are turned on. Tip: Go to Jimmys House before it gets restored and locked. There was one of the Elves sitting in the corner scared, wouldn’t have seen him before as I used the environment. I whacked him and got the bow. Now have to re-play from just before Clydes tower till the end because Jimmys house is a no-go after the tower. Lawn Dart — [Missable] Yellow Chest on the first floor of clyde’s fortress Mongorian Bow — [Missable] On one of the mongolian children on the second floor of the Tower of Peace after ringing the gong. Poison Grenade — [Missable] Inside of Unplanned Parenthood during the quest for the girls it will be in a drawer underneath the clock between the Records Room and Operating Room A.

Achievement - Chinpokolypse Collect all the Chinpokomon. There are 30 Chinpokomon scattered throughout the game, some of which are missable, as they are in areas of the game that you can't revisit after story quests. Do Not Miss These Chinpokomon If you miss these Chinpokomon, you will not get another chance, so be sure to look for them in the following missions (in order of appearance). Roidrat - (The Bard) In the attic of the Giggling Donkey Beetlebot - (Alien Abduction) On the UFO, shoot Beetlebot on the monitor in the room before the final boss Gunrilla - (Gain New Allies) Shoot down Gunrilla from the top of a file cabinet in the government meeting room. Pterdaken - (Attack the School) In a locker on the second floor of the school. Fetuswami - (Forging Alliances) This is picked up next to the automatic turret gun in Unplanned Parenthood. Shoe - (Beat Up Clyde) At the very top of Clyde's fort, use the anal probe to warp to it.

Achievement - Clothes Whore Complete all available Costume Sets. **This is a Missable Achievement ** The costume sets/equipment are acquired from a combination of looting them from drawers, bags, etc., looting them from knocked out bodies, getting them as quest rewards, and buying them from vendors. Clothes set you can miss: Condom Cap — [Missable] In the yellow chest right after turning on the flash light in Mr. Slave. Wood Elf Cap — [Missable] Obtained from a yellow chest on the second floor of the Giggling Donkey after defeating Jimmy. It’s in the same room. Gnome Helmet — [Missable] After entering the hole in your room climb up the first set of wires and it will be on the pouch to your right. Gnome Clothes — [Missable] After viewing your parents getting intimate go into the next room. Climb the wires, break the wall to your immediate left, then they will be in the pouch past the 4 batteries. Gnome Gloves — [Missable] You’ll be forced awake and into a fight with 4 gnomes. After defeating them twice you will be in your room and it will be on one of the defeated underpants gnomes. Knight Helmet — [Missable] Yellow chest in the right tower where you see Ike and the pirate girl fighting another Cyclops. Knight Armor — [Missable] After defeating Craig and his clones it is in the yellow chest in the upper left of the room. Knight Armor — [Missable] After defeating Craig and his clones it is in the yellow chest in the upper left of the room. Necromancer Hood — [Missable] On one of the students attacking your fellow human/elf when you first go up to the second floor upon your second visit to the school. Necromancer Robes — [Missable] On one of the nazi zombie gingers in the room near the entrance to the Boiler Room upon your second visit to the school. Necromancer Gloves — [Missable] On one of the students directly before entering the hallway from the cafeteria upon your second visit to the school. Alien Helmet — [Missable] In a purple chest after freeing yourself from the probing machine on the spaceship. It’s behind Randy. Alien Suit — [Missable] After taking the elevator down to the room with a tube at the bottom with 2 aliens inside and several platforms and consoles to interface it’s in the purple chest to the left of the elevator. Alien Gloves — [Missable] Dropped from the space officer in the same room with the third panel to free Randy on the alien spaceship. SWAT Armored Headgear — [Missable] After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it’s on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie. SWAT Vest — [Missable] After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it’s on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie. SWAT Tactical Gloves — [Missable] After breaking into the C.I.A. building where the mall was for the first time it’s on one of the guards killed by the Nazi Zombie. Tinfoil Hat — [Missable] Obtained from the Alien Conspiracy Hobo on the alien spaceship. After you’ve lowered the forcefield you must take the ladder down from in front of the entrance to where Randy is and he is hiding in a pile of garbage. Underpants “Helmet” — [Missable] Whilst on the dresser watching your parents get intimate you will be attacked by 3 gnomes. It will be on one of their defeated bodies.

Achievement - You Bastards! Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game. NOTE that this will void the No Child Left Behind achievement if you end a battle with Kenny dead. The easiest way to do this is to finish the game (i.e. unlock No Child Left Behind first), then go to Canada with Kenny as your buddy. Use Kenny's Rat ability and don't move the control stick. This will automatically kill Kenny and damage all enemies. Finish the enemies off with your character. Repeat against all of the dire animals in Canada, enter the cave, exit the cave, and repeat until you've done it ten times.

Achievement - Ass of Fire Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass. Once Cartman becomes an available buddy, set him as your buddy. In battle, you must use one of his fart attacks to kill an enemy. Repeat this on 20 enemies cumulatively to unlock the achievement. His best fart attack is his ability on the right of the wheel. It is an AoE attack that hits all enemies with fire, meaining you're more likely to kill multiple enemies with this attack at once. You'll unlock Cartman while the zombies are still present, and this is the best time to farm this achievement, as a lot of zombies are weak to fire.

Achievement - Just Saying Hi Fart on each available buddy in the game. You must fart on Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Kyle, Stan and Jimmy. Once you unlock them all, just switch to each buddy and fart on each one. The achievement will unlock after the sixth one.

Achievement - Shopaholic Complete half of the available costume sets. You must acquire half of all pieces of equipment/costumes. Note that, for example, the Witch Hat, Witch Robes and Witch Gloves do not count as 3 toward the 103 counter; you must collect all three pieces of a single costume to count as 1 toward the 103 counter, so don't be surprised if you collect a hat, robes or gloves and don't see your counter go up by 1.

Achievement - Face Hoff You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff. **This is a Missable Achievement ** You must buy the Dave Hasselhoff nose job from Tom's Rhinoplasty before going to Clyde's house at the end of the game (right after befriending the girls). This will cost you $175. Then you must beat the game (Kenny) while "wearing" this nose job. If you don't want to have to waste $175 on this so you can spend it on equipment, create a save after you befriend the girls, get the nose job, finish the game and get the achievement, then revert saves so you don't have to waste the $175 and can spend it on equipment you need. This should be paired with "Two Girls, One Stick" and "Outpatient" achievements. All three can be gotten simultaneously.

Achievement - More Popular than John Lennon Befriend all of South Park. **This is a Missable Achievement ** Butters - main quest *. Clyde - MISSABLE - Koopa Keep, before entering Cartman's tent (will later unfriend you) Scott Malkinson - MISSABLE - Koopa Keep (will later only tend the armory) Kenny - pick the flower in Koopa Keep and give it to Kenny Mrs. Cartman - (after) Koopa Keep Dougie - Outside Butters' house Mr. Stotch & Mrs. Stotch - Butters' house Mom - your house Kelly Gardner - near your house Pete - 2nd floor of garage 2210 Romper Stomper - locked in the cell in the Police Station (key on 2nd floor) Kevin Stoley - finish his side quest Annie - in front of City Hall, defeat the bullies Mrs. Biggle - on the bench outside Post Office Esther - in the News Building Officer Barbrady - outside Tom's Rhinoplasty Mrs. Marsh - buy an accessory from Tom's Rhinoplasty Millie - behind Unplanned Parenthood Mr. Slave - finish his sidequest Priest Maxi - finish his sidequest Jesus - Priest Maxi sidequest General Disarray - in Butters' Chaos Lair at U-Stor Al Gore - behind a bush next to the theater Damien - in the movie theater Mr. Kim - finish his sidequest Skeeter & Bartender - finish his sidequest Mr. McCormick - outside the bar Mr. Broflovski - outside Kyle's house Francis - outside Kyle's house, break his snowman Filmore, Flora, Quaid, Jenny, Billy, & Sally - Hide and Seek, start at the kids' park Kelly Rutherford - bench near the South Park sign, after 30 friends Tweek - main quest Token - main quest Mrs. McCormick & Karen - Kenny's house Mr. Tweak & Mrs. Tweak - buy an Ultra Speed Potion Lola - Post Office, after 40 friends Craig - main quest (will later unfriend you, but stays on your tally) Randy - main quest Douglas - in pink house by Photo Dojo, requires thrown weapon and teleporter Mr. Hankey, Mrs. Hankey, Amber, Cornwallis & Simon - finish his sidequest Dad - your house, after 50 friends Mayor McDaniels - finish her sidequest Santa - roof of the Police Station Jason - Kyle's house Timmy - find all fast-travel stations Stan - Kyle's house, finish sidequest Jimmy - Kyle's house, finish sidequest DogPoo - Kyle's house, finish sidequest Shelly Marsh - Stan's house, after Stan's sidequest Mr. Mackey - Community Center, finish his sidequest Henrietta - main quest Micheal - main quest Pete - main quest Firkle - main quest Kyle/Cartman (depends on who you recruit the Goths for) - main quest Bill - MISSABLE - during main quest, save him in the school Fossey - MISSABLE - same as Bill Lemmiwinks - MISSABLE - Grade 5 Classroom Underpants Gnome - finish his sidequest Bradley - outside Stan's house (requires shrink ability) Mr. Garrison - Community Center Principal Victoria - Community Center Mr. Adler - Community Center Mrs. Broflovski - Community Center Cartman/Kyle - main quest (depending on who you picked in entry #67, the other is acquired here) Leroy Mullens - on top of News Building (requires shrink ability) Sergeant Yates - MISSABLE - Police Station, during Nazi Zombie invasion Monica - main quest Jessie Rodriguez - main quest Earl of Winnipeg - main quest Bishop of Banff - MISSABLE - main quest; must choose to spare his life Prince of Canada - main quest Duke of Vancouver - main quest Terrance - main quest Phillip - main quest Princess of Canada - main quest Minister of Montreal - main quest Jimbo - finish his sidequest Ned - same as Jimbo Wendy - main quest Bebe - main quest Red - main quest Nelly - Girl's bathroom in the playground Jessie - Girl's bathroom in the playground Allie Nelson - Girl's bathroom in the playground Heidi - Girl's bathroom in the playground Chris Donnely - Kyle's house, after recruiting the girls Crab Person - in the sewer (requires Nagasaki) Polly Prissy Pants - Cartman's room with Cartman as your buddy Beary - Lost Forest, travel right - up - right - down - right (from the U Store It entrance), then accept the true lord Rabbity - same as Beary Skunky - same as Beary Beavery - same as Beary Mousey - same as Beary Squirrely - same as Beary Deery - same as Beary Woodpeckery - same as Beary Porcupiney - same as Beary Foxy - same as Beary Chickadee-y - same as Beary Raccoony - same as Beary Chinpokomon Toy Corporation - MISSABLE - collect all 30 Chinpokomon Ike - MISSABLE - find him crying during the assault on Craig's Keep and light the firework with a fart Mr. Hat - main quest Big Gay Al - MISSABLE - answer the phone by pressing A on it, you have about 5 seconds Catatafish - main quest Sparrow Prince - main quest Frog King - main quest

Achievement - Make This for You Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat. First you must create a turd (looting one in the sewers doesn't count). This can be done in any bathroom. Go to a toilet and make a turd then loot your turd. Now that you have a turd, in battle, go to your Items, and pick the turd, then pick an enemy to throw it at. This will gross out the enemy and will unlock the achievement immediately.

Achievement - Parkeologist Open all garages in South Park. Every house in the neighborhood has a garage. Some can be opened straight away, others require you to find a key. The key is normally looted from inside the house itself, if the garage is locked. The earliest you can unlock this achievement is after the main story takes you to Kyle's backyard. Once there, you now have access to loot his house and find his garage key. His garage is the last one you can open. Also, storage units need not be opened for this achievement. Three other garages of note: 1. Jimmy's garage key must be looted inside his house either during the story quest or afterwards, from the hallway outside the bedrooms 2. The garage on the house next to Mr Slave's only cracks open partially (need shrink ability to enter), but this counts as it being opened 3. Don't forget about Token's house, since it is set back away from the rest of the residential area

Achievement - Two Girls, One Stick You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise. **This is a Missable Achievement ** The disguise is acquired as part of the main story line. Equip all pieces of the disguise (there are 4) before the final fight, and you'll unlock the achievement after the battle is complete. NOTE that you must remove your extra rings, gloves, facial hair and face paint or the achievement won't count. You must only be wearing the 4 pieces of this disguise. This should be paired with "Face Hoff" and "Outpatient" to unlock all three achievements simultaneously.

Achievement - For the Hoarder Sell nothing the entire game. **This is a Missable Achievement ** Self explanatory. You can't sell any equipment, patches, or junk. Nothing. Simply avoid going to the "Sell" tab any time you're at a vendor. As soon as you beat the final boss this achievement will unlock.

Achievement - Stick Savior You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth. Story-related. Cannot be missed. You'll get this after you beat the game. Defeating Princess Kenny is a long battle that involves fighting Kenny 4 times, so make sure you have plenty of potions. This is the last battle, so don't hesitate to use Speed Potions to get in extra attacks each turn, but remember that your potions need to last across four sets of health on Kenny.

Achievement - Make it Rain! Spend $500. This is cumulative over the entire game. If you're going for "Full Arsenal" you will easily spend this much money buying all the equipment. To amass this much money, make sure to loot everything along your playthrough, even taking all of the junk. You will also be given money for completing quests, so make sure to do as many side quests as possible. You also will find cash, junk and consumables on bodies after defeating enemies in battle, so be sure to loot their bodies. After unlocking "For The Hoarder", sell all your junk and you should have enough money to spend to reach the $500 mark.

Achievement - KKK Hero You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle. On the Second Day the face off at the school, doesn't matter who you choose before hand. At the climax of the fight at school you have to pick to fight Kyle or Cartman, choose Kyle.

Achievement - Elven Hero You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle. **This is a Missable Achievement ** Create a save during your second visit to the school. At the end you will have to choose who to fight, either Kyle or Cartman. Fight one, then revert saves to fight the other, ensuring you get both achievements in one playthrough. Who you choose to fight has no impact on the game or any other achievements.

Achievement - Dog Whistle Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form. After you progress in the story, you'll unlock the ability to shrink to Gnome size. Now you must fart on a canine enemy. This can be done either before battle if you Cup A Fart, or after you've defeated them, then you can fart on their body.

**This is a Missable Achievement ** Achievement - Inside Joke While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave. First, you must acquire the Mr. Slave summon. Go to the post office, and in the back behind the counter you'll find Mr. Slave's package. Return it to him at his house and you'll unlock his summon. NOTE that you can only use him once per day, so make sure not to use him on the third day (the day that starts with the Underpants Gnomes). During a battle inside Mr. Slave, use his summon to unlock the achievement immediately.

Achievements - Gingivitis Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking. **This is a Missable Achievement ** This achievement must be obtained either during your first visit to the school, during the main story quest to free Craig, or during your second visit when you assault the school. During the first visit, numerous Gingers can be taken out with the environment, and the game will prompt you to do so. During the second visit, however, the Gingers will be zombies, and therefore much more likely to bite you, so it might be easier to farm this achievement during your second visit. *NOTE that if a Ginger bites your ally instead of New Kid, this still counts toward the achievement.

Achievement - Chinpoko Loco Collect 15 Chinpokomon. Chinpokomon are collectibles that can be obtained throughout the game. A decent amount however, are missable. If you are hoping to collect all of them, I've provided a list down below that separates the missable Chinpkomon. Please note that not every area of the game will be accessible right away. 1. Chu-Chu Nezumi - This is likely the first one you'll find; it's just west of Butters' house, in a tree. 2. Furrycat - East of Kyle's house next to some trees. 3. Monkay - Can be found in Butters' room, in the window. 4. Pengin - Sitting inside of Cartman's garage. You'll need the key to open it, which can be found by searching the drawers inside his house. 5. Gophermon - Resting in the Community Center's male bathroom. It's sitting in the west-most stall. 6. Sna-Kat - Located outside of City Hall, stuck in a tree. 7. Roo-Stor - This one is sitting inside of Professor Chaos' lair, at the U-Stor-It. You'll need to grab the key for this location from Butters' house. 8. Fatdactyl - Look at the front of the theater to find this one, it's on top of the ticket booth. 9. Brocorri - Near the Tower of Peace is a frozen lantern. You'll need to Cup-A-Spell at it to free the collectible. 10. Velocirapstar - Can be picked up from the west-most window from Token's house. 11. Flowerpotamus - Sitting on a shelf in Skeeter's Bar. 12. Rabbitech - Inside the Police Station's Evidence Room, on top of a shelf. 13. Lambtron - Can be found inside the Tower of Peace on the first floor to the east. You need to talk to Mr. Kim inside City Wok before you gain access to it. 14. Poodlesaurus - In a ceiling vent inside the school, just before the Cafeteria. 15. Vamporko - After you've obtained the probe, you can use this near the Basketball court next to the community center to gain access to the court. You'll find this guy inside there. 16. Gerbitoad - Next to Mr. Hankey's house, which is in the sewer. 17. Biebersaurus - Also in the sewer, however much further in. Will be found in the same area that contains the Crab Person. 18. Cosmonewt - Accessed by using the probe at Stark's Pond. From here you can teleport into an underwater alien ship, and this is where this guy is hiding. 19. Ferasnerf - Talk to Mr. Mackey in the Community Center to gain a quest from him. This will take you to his storage unit, and inside on the floor this can be found. 20. Donkeytron - Sitting inside the school's kitchen. Cup-A-Spell on a stove after turning on the gas to obtain it. 21. Stegmata - Inside Kyle's garage, you need to grab the key from his parents' room. 22. Accountafish - Inside the News Office building, which requires a key found inside the Post Office. Once inside, there's a grate that can be smashed. You can then enter through the opening after shrinking down with Gnome Dust. 23. Terribovine - Outside the coffee shop, under a bench. You need to use Gnome Dust to get to it. 24. Mouse-Tik - Inside the girls' meeting room. Missable 25. Roidrat - In the attic at the Giggling Donkey (Jimmy's house). You'll come through here after rescuing Kenny. Do not leave this area until you've picked it up. 26. Beetlebot - During the alien abduction, you will save Randy Marsh. You'll then enter a room where you can find a white power crystal. East of this in the same room are a bunch of monitors, and this one sits perched upon them. 27. Gunrilla - While you're investigating the new Taco Bell, you'll be tasked with picking up a voice recorder. In the same room is this Chinpokomon, on top of a filing cabinet. 28. Pterdaken - While attacking the school, you should eventually find Token. Next to him is a locker you can open, and shoot this plush out of. 29. Fetuswami - Appropriately found during the events inside the Unplanned Parenthood clinic. Once you come upon an auto-turret, you can see this collectible next to it. You have to blow up a grenade and take the new passage to collect it. 30. Shoe - You can find this by using a probe before entering the area where you'll fight Craig. In the area before Craig, you'll have to raise the gate by turning two wheels in separate towers. In the middle of these towers is a third, which you access by using the probe.

Achievement - More Popular Than Jesus Befriend Half of South Park. You must acquire 60 friends for this achievement.

Achievement - Truth of Power Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister. **This is a Missable Achievement ** Here is where each of the four people is located in the game. You need to fart on each one. Mayor - in City Hall (NOTE you must use Cup A Fart for the fart to hit her) Father Maxi - on a bench in front of City Hall Principal Vic - in the Community Center (must progress in the story far enough) Prime Minister - *missable* found in a cave in Canada. If you don't fart on him here, he's gone and you'll have to start all over The achievement should unlock after farting on the Prime Minister. It is highly recommended to use the Cup A Fart on every person listed above to ensure that your farts count as hitting them.

Achievement - Nonconformist You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game. Story-related. Cannot be missed. You'll unlock this achievement after completing the main story quest "Befriend The Goths."