The Pun King

There's nobody over there. What's making those footsteps?

When you're trying to escape from the heat of your own actions, don't run straight towards the fire.

You may think the things that you want are well deserved, but soon you'll be screaming for nothing more than a simple future.

Some people are remembered fondly. Some are simply forgotten. Maybe they should stay that way.

No matter what you were born to do, you can always rise to the occasion and be brave. Too bad that doesn't change what you made for.

You should be kind to all creatures, big and small. Because you never know which ones are watching you when you aren't looking.

When you like to play in the dark, don't be surprised by what kind of creatures are waiting there for you. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Don't judge a book only by its cover. But also, don't judge a person only by what they tell you. They may just have a surprise for you in the end. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

...Gemma Gemma slim shady.

Only 1 in 20 people know that the grass is not greener on the other side.

Things that are not human are out there. They are looking to take things from us, little by little. How will you defend yourself? Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

It's great to find a favorite tree to sit under and dream. Just be sure you know what kind of tree casts a shadow over you. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Learn to listen. Sometimes the things you are warned about stick with you your entire life. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Gambling can cost you more than you think. Bet your life on it. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! Ye best be sittin' down and listenin' to me pirate tale! Yarrr! Music: "Crossing the Chasm" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A family moves into an old house. As beautiful as it is, something is living inside of it. Something that doesn't want them there. Music: "Halls of the Undead" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

A spooky story, when told well, is worth its weight in gold.

An old woman fashions herself into a famous seamstress. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Be careful what you hear in the dark, because a something may just be waiting to steal your eyes. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod - CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

When your path is blocked by a dead bird, it could be a sign of bad things to come. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

Sometimes there's nothing more fun than playing in the leaves during the fall. Sometimes there's nothing worse than spiders. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

When you're alone in the woods and you hear a chain rattle, what would you do? Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

You shouldn't answer the door when you're a kid. You never know who's on the other side. Music: Halls of the Undead By: Kevin MacLeod CC-BY 4 https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ https://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/music.html

It may have been Dr. Frankenstein who solved the world's hardest problem, but I have a hunch that it was Igor who made it possible.

Translating teenager speak into something that makes sense to the adults.