The Pun King

This mothman should have heeded his own Prof. I.C.

After making friends with Major Tom, instead of eating him, she ignored her daddy longlegs snack and went straight for Major Tom's suggested food. The whole thing went all CatyWompus if you ask me.

That poor thing really cried uncle.

Our favorite spider snacks on a dangerous little bugger.

Caught her first meal on stream. Poor pest didn't stand a chance. She lets it come to her, waits for it to hit the tree and, BOOM GOES THE SHINEY MITE!

I have a rolling pin I have an apple APPLE PIN!

Relax with your favorite libation as you join this evening's Master Class Advice Theater for thrilling discussion of today's most important issues. Time tested wisdom with a modern twist, this classical discussion never goes out of style.

Listen in to this week's Master Class Advice Theater for age old wisdom about arguing with your betrothed. She is a lady of poise, class, and grace, and she deserves the same level of class while you gracefully resolve the most undesirable of subjects.

The souls of the dead visit family on all souls day, but where do their souls go when they're not human?

The living and the dead both need their rest. Best not to let one disturb the other.

What if something that should be pleasing to good spirits is irritating to us?

Things that are non-human can be scary, but not nearly as much as the inhuman.

We collect a lot of things to make us happy, but we should not collect ghosts.

Sometimes it's the devils you don't know that are the scariest.

The seeds of doubt will always grow around the guilty.

Sometimes the noises that you hear in the forest aren't what you think they are.

The decorations on coffins can make a big difference.

Trick or treating is a favorite activity of boys and ghouls alike.

You should listen to the farmer. He's out standing in his field.

A campsite is a wonderful place to spend your summer, but not a place you should spend the rest of your life.

Sometimes you spend your whole life waiting for your dreams. Sometimes you do something that shatters those dreams in an instant.

Unfamiliar noises can be scary at night in the woods, but the scariest noises are when it's not an animal.

Even when you are not feeling confident, you can always just play the part.

When you decide to dabble in powers you don't understand, maybe you should buy them from people that your trust.

Next time you'll think twice before you tell someone to "cry me a river."