BugEyedMonster

I wrote this song 8-years ago when I was a Workflow Coordinator (W.C.) preparing and sending reports to the two teams that I covered for in our department. There were over a dozen of us WCs and we dealt with daily issues getting the reports out and the accounts worked. This is a light hearted tune to bring a smile on the face of my fellow WCs. If you've ever dealt with reports, you might enjoy this too. Lyrics listed below: [Verse] Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please. I went to log on this morning And without any warning I found that Microsoft Excel just started crashing If you get in and you find that excel is working fine Please don't go laughing and mocking That will start me off sobbing and I might decide To smash the thing [Verse] Then that will probably get me arrested My 5 keys will all be contested Then Ben will come by and box up all my nifty stuff Look Out! Then KK will have to write all the code Look Out! Rebecca will have to test them quite bold Look Out! Kathleen will skip them 'cause streamline doesn't use 'em And Rob will not notice because QC is so cruel [Chorus] WC Reports! We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky [Verse] Soon, very soon, the SLA report will pop up on SharePoint Just hope the data's not buggy Or the logics all fuzzy Then you'll have to use the data from yesterday The Welcome Calls and the Auto Close reports are right behind And don't forget underwriters, they just hang out like spiders So just assign some loans for them to work Be sure to check for those callback appointments RMs can't miss those appointments Or else all your CSATs will be ranked a 1 or 2 [Verse] Look Out! Underwriter Assignments came out Look Out! You have a hundred accounts to pass out Look Out! And half your team went and called out today Look Out! Today is Friday, it always happens that way Look Out! And now the calls, they are flooding right in Look Out! Your team's work gathers dust, what a sin Look Out! Then the fire alarm, it rings all over the place And sends the whole big department to their parking space That's the job with [Chorus] WC Reports We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky [Bridge] WC Reports! We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky Without reports they'll start some hanky panky Send them some work, and I mean send it to them now [Verse] If the reports don't go out on time every day You'll be sure to hear from Benjamin and Shane right away Hello everybody, I have loans to give away These are very different from those given yesterday If you take a whole bunch, I'll consider giving pay But if you take nothing, Ben will surely come and send you right away [Chorus] WC Reports We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky [Chorus] WC Reports We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky [Chorus] WC Reports We love to crunch the data more than our cohorts Quick send them out before your team gets cranky Without reports they'll start some hanky panky Send them some work, and I mean send it to them now [Outro] What are you waiting for? Just hurry up and send reports to every single person on your team Hit send right now!

A variation of The Ballad of Sarah and James. The song tells the story of a fighter pilot on one of the defensive stations around the solar system to protect humans from alien abductions and killings. It starts with him dreaming of his fiance, Sarah. He plans to resign his commission once they get married so they can live together back on Earth. The Klaxon awakes him to scramble and stop another alien attack. The ship the aliens hit this time was the one carrying his fiance (among others) to come visit the station. The aliens have been taking females and killing the males for some reason. He is distraught and he turns his despair to anger to fuel his desire to stop the aliens. He does numerous interceptions after Sarah's abduction and his heart grows more determined each time. In his last interception, he does an extended combat with an alien ship and his weapons run out of ammo. Not wanting them to escape, he charges at the alien ship to ram them and end his life, joining with Sarah's spirit as the war rages ever onward. From the universe of the novel The Stravonski Experiment.

The song tells the story of a fighter pilot on one of the defensive stations around the solar system to protect humans from alien abductions and killings. It starts with him dreaming of his fiance, Sarah. He plans to resign his commission once they get married so they can live together back on Earth. The Klaxon awakes him to scramble and stop another alien attack. The ship the aliens hit this time was the one carrying his fiance (among others) to come visit the station. The aliens have been taking females and killing the males for some reason. He is distraught and he turns his despair to anger to fuel his desire to stop the aliens. He does numerous interceptions after Sarah's abduction and his heart grows more determined each time. In his last interception, he does an extended combat with an alien ship and his weapons run out of ammo. Not wanting them to escape, he charges at the alien ship to ram them and end his life, joining with Sarah's spirit as the war rages ever onward. From the universe of the novel The Stravonski Experiment.

String Quartet playing "Adagio for Strings"; "I Have a Dream"; "We Shall Overcome"; "Lift Every Voice and Sing"; and "Ode to Joy" from Beethoven's Symphony No. 9.

Learn to mine with the best, be it hand mining, ROC mining, or space mining.

Filmed in Planetside 2. Nobody is going to give you a base. It takes a lot of hard work and perseverance to achieve your goal. Don't stand around, reach out and take it.

Filmed in Star Citizen. Two lonely people, she a stock trader, he a freight hauler, find each other and decide to get away from from the industrial planet they live on in search of peace and quiet.

Filmed in Planetside 2. Solo Lightning tank, Zeta One, is called to strike at enemy forces trying to invade New Conglomerate territory.

Filmed in Elite Dangerous. Taking a trip out to explore planetary rings.

Filmed in Planetside 2, enjoying the peace of mining that sweet Cortium.