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Poor little feller still doesn't want to stand on it, but at least he still has a good appetite. #bird #babybird #myfriendgabby

Poor baby bird hurt his leg... He's still hungry though. I'm trying to contact a vet, I hope he's gonna be okay...

This is gonna be awesome, I'm so excited. I love kelaguen, and it's been months since I've made it. Now if I can just remember not to touch my eyes with my jalapeño hands...

Gabby's little friend is finally learning to eat on his own! Meanwhile, Gabby is trying to learn how to build a nest. #myfriendgabby #babybird

These bad boys are almost ready to chew on. Happy Sabbath everyone! Christ is King!

I'm uploading this one just for my fam in the Infowars show live chat. I know most of y'all are feds, but hey, feds need to eat good too. Smoked burgers anyone? You can get the seasonings from my website KingsOfTerlingua.com Enjoy!

I got new natural toys for all the birdies, but Gabby doesn't like hers as much as the twitterbits like theirs. The baby cactus wren doesn't even know what to do with a toy yet. The budgies are excited, though.

My pretty little cactus wren doing her little dance! Plus an update on Gabby's new friend! They grow up so fast... And a bonus introduction to the little twitterbit crew... Budgies!

Whenever we clean the bird cage, we like to move things around a little bit. This is her first time back in the nice clean cage. Such a happy little cactus wren!

My friend Gabby likes to sleep in a little bird food dish. She won't sleep anywhere else. #myfriendgabby

Gabby gets a little crabby in the morning. Hopefully these goji berries help, because she's definitely not a morning bird.

My friend Gabby might not be happy about this. #myfriendgabby #babybird

A friendly little cactus wren is always excited when I come home for lunch.

You know the song. You feel it in your heart. So do we, but we fixed the lyrics so they're more relevant for today. Wouldn't it be nice if we could fix the country too? Feel free to print these lyrics and take center stage next karaoke night. ‐------------- Oh the nation that we knew and loved has become a land of strife And the other countries laugh at us, Brandon's not the sharpest knife And the country's under judgment, they say God is now passé Cuz the new flag stands for obscenity, and Old Glory's gone away And I'm tired of being in America, where the government hates me Where the leaders lie and people die from a demon-laced vaccine And the country's effed up! You effed around, and you'll find out one day That Alex Jones was right again, we're losing the USA Well I'm glad I live in Texas instead of NYC In a deep red rural county, not a nasty blue city But this state is turning purple, and we're all under attack Well it's time to retake America now, and if we can't get it back Then I'm proud to be a Texan if we have to we'll secede And the other states can side with us in word and name and deed If you're in a blue state, sucks to be you, and I'd probably leave today And if we can't take our nation back, It's time to get away And I think I'll go be a Mexican, immigrate the other way And sing this song en español as I wait for judgment day God is finally fed up! Repent! you fool and all that I can say Is that Alex Jones was right again! And - all - the - frogs - are - gay!

A pretty little bird enjoying something wild cactus wrens never get to experience: central air!

A beautiful little friendly bird being sweet.

Gabby is a cactus wren. She might be the only tame one ever.

This is my dance song. It's a happy dance! We're gonna have a political party up in here! Feel free to make a music video for it if you choose. I don't have the time to do it justice. Justice. Get it?

Who won? You decide!

Sometimes you need a hero. When unruly children strike, Corporal Punishment strikes back... At their parents.

The real news, too. Not some lame propaganda rag, we were mentioned on Infowars!

Now they can! Just download our app on any compatible device and you can be transported to a time when things were slower and simpler... Try Sounds of the Stone Age today!

Sometimes you just gotta go plunder a liquor store. ARRRGH!

If you need rock hard wood bad... Get yours today, before the FDA shuts us down!

Come to Karaoke at Fireball Studio! We'll make you wear a mask. We promise.