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She says she’s going to leave if I keep talking about that Monkees song. Classis Dad joke. #BandJoke #Dadjoke #Monkees #MonkeesJoke #Jokes #Kidjoke #Kidsjokes #Nowaskhow #americanhumor #Imabeliever #cleanjokes #dadjokes #funnyjokes #funnyvideos #ThenIsawherface #Marriedlife #NowImabeliever #Jokestotellyourfriends #shortjokes #sillyjokes #Musictrivia #Typesofmonkeys #walksintoabar

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It was a standard Dad quote growing up, “Back in my day we didn’t have days. He had hours and they were long and they were hard but we appreciated the work.” I have to admit, I didn’t understand as a kid but now that I’m an adult with my own kids… I still don’t understand. #Andwelikedit #Backintheday #Dadjoke #Nowaskhow #ScottLuper #dadjokes #inspirationalstory #lessonslearned #lessonslearnedinlife #lifelesson #lifelessons #lifestory #lifewisdom #motivationalstories #motivationalstory #motivationalvideo #shortstories #shortstory #survivorsofdadjokes #wisdomstory #wisestory

Honestly my kids turned out the way they did for a reason and that reason is because everything I know about raising pets and kids I learned from the movie gremlins. #Creaturefeature #Cutepets #Dadjoke #Dadjokes #Funnyparentingfail #Howtoraisechildren #Humorousparenting #Nowaskhow #Parentinghack #Stripe #basedonatruestory #classicmovie #creaturefeatures #cuteanimals #cutebutscary #gremlins2 #gremlins2part1 #gremlins3 #gremlinsclip #gremlinspart1 #gremlinstrailer

I’m sorry, did you just say National Ex-Spouse Day is coming up? My office sent us all advanced warning so we wouldn’t forget National Ex Spouse Day is later this week on April 14th. Why would we get this email? I’d rather have a pizza party email than this email. Is the an opt button on this work email? #Exspousesday #Exspousesday #Nowaskhow #Workpizzaparty #april14 #breakroom #everydayholidays #exgirlfriend #exspouse #exspouseday #extextingme #howto #nationalexspouseday #newsdaily #pizzaparty #UnitedStates #weirdholidays #whatis #whenis #whyismyexcontactingme

I had a Gen X Product enhancement idea on the way to work and I want you to steal my idea if you can make this happen. I hope it makes you a millionaire. When you’re using the maps app in your vehicle, please make the smart phone turn the radio down when you get close to your destination, you know, so you can see the address better. #whatdidgenxdo #whateverhappenedtogenx #Product #Productdesign #Stealmyidea #Stealmymilliondollaridea #designthinking #factsaboutgenerationx #genxchildhoodmemories #genxdontplay #genxintheworkforce #genxpopculture #generationx #industrialdesign #mtvgeneration #onesimpleidea #thedangersgenxfaced #thedangersofgenx #theforgottengeneration #wearegenx

What do you do when you have an hour and half drive home from work? You stop at Buc-ees of course. What else are you going to do? Stay in traffic? Not when the world’s largest gas station/ convenience store is right there across from the Texas Motor Speedway. No, you pull over and pick up a Justin Boots hat and a bag of Beaver Nuggets. #Buc-ees #Drivehome #Nowaskhow #beavernuggets #biggestgasstationinTexas #bucees #buceesfood #buceesgasstation #buceesgasstationTexas #buceesgasstationtour #buceesTexas #buceesbbq #buceesdocumentary #buceesfood #buceessnacks #buceestexas #largestgasstationinTexas #worldslargestconveniencestore #worldslargestgasstation

If I win the lottery each of you subscribers is getting a baby goat, so you hope I win the lottery and I’ll hope to God you know how to raise a baby goat. #Babygoat #Nowaskhow #Winthelottery #animalvideo #babygoatvideos #cutemanimals #cutebabygoats #cutegoatbaby #cutegoatfunnyvideo #cutegoatvideos #funnybabygoatvideos #funnybabygoats #funnybabygoatsjumping #funnygoat #funnygoatvideos #funnyvideos #goatvideo #thedodoanimals

A coworker just threw down with the excuse I can’t make that meeting. It conflicts with the sun. I’m in awe of this guy. Everyone just took it at face value and rescheduled the meeting. It was a thing of beauty. #2024solareclipsewarning #Nowaskhow #april8 #april82024 #april82024solareclipseDallas #april8eclipse #april8eclipse2024 #april8solareclipse #april8th #april8th2024solareclipse #breakingnews #eclipse2024 #eclipseonapril8 #pathoftotality #solareclipse #solareclipse2024 #solareclipse2024nasa #solareclipseapril82024

Today is Solar Eclipse Day here in Dallas Fort Worth. That means four minutes of night… in the middle of the day. Enjoy your tiny evening and make the most of it, you animals #2024solareclipsewarning #Nowaskhow #april8 #april82024 #april82024solareclipseDallas #april8eclipse #april8eclipse2024 #april8solareclipse #april8th #april8th2024solareclipse #breakingnews #eclipse2024 #eclipseonapril8 #pathoftotality #solareclipse #solareclipse2024 #solareclipse2024nasa #solareclipseapril82024

There really are two kinds of people in this world. Watch the video then tell me, which are you? Of course, it’s just a math joke, maybe even close to a dad joke, but some won’t get it. Trust me. #dadjoke #dadjokes #headscratchers #nowaskhow #bestjokes #childrenjokes #factsaboutmath #funnyjokesaboutmath #jokesaboutmathematics #funnymathjokes #funnymathquestions #interestingmathjokes #jokeoftheday #jokesforkidd #jokesinenglish #jokestotellyourfriends #mathfunnyjokes #mathjokes #mathriddles #schooljokes

A bartender looks up to see a horse walk into his bar. Classis Dad joke. #Bartenderjoke #Dadjoke #Horsehay #Horsejoke #Horsejokes #Kidjoke #Kidsjokes #Nowaskhow #americanhumor #bartenderjokes #cleanjokes #dadjokes #funnyjokes #funnyvideos #guywalksintoabar #horselife #howmuchhaycanahorseeat #jokestotellyourfriends #shortjokes #sillyjokes #thinklikeahorse #typesofhayforhorses #walksintoabar

I stopped off in Stephenville the other day. It’s a beautiful small town. You’ve likely seen it in Taylor Sheridan show Lawmen Bass Reeves. Turns out the City of Champions has never heard of you. #1liner #1liners #Champion #ChampionTexas #Cityofchampions #Dadjoke #Dadjokes #Joke #Jokes #Loser #NBCthemoreyouknow #Nowaskhow #Oneliner #Oneliners #StephenvilleTX #Texas #Theyveneverheardofyouhere #Tx #cityofstephenvilletx #daytripper #giantufointexas #texascountry #ufosightings #ufoscaughtoncamera

Well here’s an early morning kid joke on my walk into the office. The youngest told everyone this joke who would listen when he was eight. It’s was his favorite joke for years. I think we can all agree it’s one of the better melon based jokes ever grown. #Cantaloupe #Dadhumor #Food #Funnydad #Funnyvideo #Melonhumor #Melonjoke #Melonwedding #Nowaskhow #Weddingjoke #dadjokes #funnyvideos #funnyvine #trynottolaugh #youlaugh #youlose #youlaughyoulose

Well here’s an early morning kid joke on my walk into the office. The youngest told everyone this joke who would listen when he was eight. It’s was his favorite joke for years. I think we can all agree it’s one of the better melon based jokes ever grown. #Cantaloupe #Dadhumor #Food #Funnydad #Funnyvideo #Melonhumor #Melonjoke #Melonwedding #Nowaskhow #Weddingjoke #dadjokes #funnyvideos #funnyvine #trynottolaugh #youlaugh #youlose #youlaughyoulose

Took a drive out to Cool Texas and wandered around. I asked everyone I found and it turns out no one it cool has ever heard of you. I’m kidding. I’m kidding. Seriously though, they haven’t heard of you there. #Cool #CoolTX #CoolTexas #DontmesswithTexas #Funny #NBCthemoreyouknow #Noonesheardofyou #Nowaskhow #SmalltownTexas #Texas #bestoftheweek #cleanmemes #funnymemes #funnymoments #funnypeople #funnyvideo #funnyvideos #funnyvines #ifyoulaughyoulose #smalltownamerica

So this may not be great relationship advice or even an example of good communication skills. That said, it is a funny way to end a conversation, if you have the guts to take a step like that. While I recommend it, let me know how it goes if you try it out. #Nowaskhow #Relationshipadvice #Relationships #bestrelationshipadvice #communicationskills #communicationtraining #datingadvice #datingadviceforwomen #effectivecommunication #healthyrelationships #howtocommunicate #howtocommunicatewithyourspouse #howtohaveagreatmarriage #howtoimproveyourcommunication #loveadvice #relationshipadviceforcouples #relationshipgoals #relationshipproblems #relationshiptips

The RYOBI LINK Modular Storage System is revolutionizing the storage industry, enabling you to Organize, Access and Transport your life. The RYOBI LINK Wall Small Parts Organizer is designed with a 20 lb. load capacity to fit various small parts. The adjustable dividers allow for maximum organization, customized to your needs. The bins can seamlessly tilt out for full access or can be completely removed to be closer to your project. Always know where items are with the clear bin window for easy identification. Best of all, it is part of the RYOBI LINK Modular Storage System line of products that use the same locking technology to seamlessly connect your mobile and stationary storage needs. Own your space with RYOBI LINK Modular Storage System. * 20 lb. load capacity * Easy access tilt bins * Removable bins * Adjustable dividers * Clear bin window for easy identification * Seamlessly connect mobile and stationary storage needs #Nowaskhow #Ryobi #bestryobitools #bestsmallpartsorganization #homedepot #homedepotorganization #organizeparts #partsorganizer #partsstorage #ryobilink #ryobilinkmodularstorage #ryobireview #ryobitools #screwstorage #shoporganization #shopstorage #smallpartsorganization #smallpartsorganizer #smallpartsorganizers #theryobilinkmodularsystem #wallstorage #Asmr

So my Uncle used to always say when one door closes another opens. He was a great philosopher, his carpentry skills as a woodworker unfortunately didn’t reach the same stellar heights. #carpentry #nowaskhow #uncle #cheapwoodworkingtools #coolwoodworkingtools #diyproject #diywoodworking #garageshop #doityourself #howtostartwoodworking #howto #musthavetools #musthave #startwoodworking #woodworking #woodworkingbasics #woodworkingproject #woodworkingprojects #woodworkingtips

Why does it appear that this Taco Casa has a branded Car Wash behind the drive thru? I assume it’s either an amazing amenity or a necessity. I fear it has something to do with taco diarrhea. I mean, I could be wrong. What do I know? #Carwash #Causesofdiarrhea #Funny #Mexicanfood #Nowaskhow #Tacocarwash #Tacocasa #automaticcarwash #bestoftheweek #carwashdrivethrough #carwashvideo #diarrheaaftereating #drivethrough #drivethru #drivethrucarwash #expresscarwash #fastfooddiarrhea #funnymemes #funnymoments #funnyvideo #funnyvideos #poopinginpublic #tacobellgavemediarrhea

I have no words for this. This mobile reminder to Become an Organ Don(e)r was just too special not to share. #organdonor #organdonation #organdonationawareness #organdonationsaveslives #nowaskhow #woordwork #comedy #comedyreels #fyp #viral #instagram #instagramreels #creator

So I happened by the TMS TX Motor Speedway this evening and it felt like a good time for a race car Dad joke. Is it humorous? I don’t know. I assume myself, and most of the time that’s enough for me. Special thank you to ​⁠@texas_fooddude for making me snort milk about out my nose with that joke, like the elementary school cafeteria legend I once was. #Dadjoke #Dadjokes #Humorous #Joke #Racecar #TMS #TxMotorSpeedway #autoracing #befunny #bestoftheweek #carracing #comedyvideos #funtowatch #funnyvideos #newfunnyvideo #texasmotorspeedway #texasmotorspeedwayracetrack #Nowaskhow #Comedy #Fathercomedy

In this video I unbox the new Ryobi USB screwdriver and battery. Here’s what Home Depot has to say about the product. You can go to the (nonaffiliate)link at the bottom to get the limited time deal. Buy the screwdriver, get an extra battery free. RYOBI introduces the USB Lithium Screwdriver Kit with FREE USB Lithium 2.0 Ah Lithium Rechargeable Battery. This screwdriver features a pivoting head for increased accessibility during every application. The on-board bit storage prevents losing bits and ensures convenience. The dual LED worklight create extra visibility for all your project's needs. The USB Lithium Screwdriver is a part of the USB Lithium System that provides compact, portable, rechargeable solutions for cordless power and productivity. This USB Lithium Screwdriver is backed by the RYOBI 2-Year Manufacturer's Warranty and includes (1) Screwdriver, (1) USB Lithium Battery, (2) Bits, (1) USB Cable, FREE 2.0 Ah Battery, and Operator's Manual. * Pivot to in-line position for various applications * On-board bit storage holds (2) 1 in. bits * Dual LEDs for improved visibility * FREE 2.0 Ah USB Lithium Rechargeable Battery: Capable of charging small portable devices on the go like phones and watches * Powered by the RYOBI USB Lithium Battery system for portability and minimal downtime * 2-year manufacturer’s warranty * Includes: FVD50 USB Lithium Screwdriver, FVB01 USB Lithium Battery, (2) Bits, USB Cable, and Operator’s Manual * Includes: FVB02 USB Lithium 2.0 Ah Lithium Rechargeable Battery and Operator's Manual https://www.homedepot.com/p/RYOBI-USB-Lithium-Screwdriver-Kit-with-FREE-USB-Lithium-2-0-Ah-Lithium-Rechargeable-Battery-FVD50K-FVB02/325496544 #Nowaskhow #bestryobitools #cordlesstools #homedepot #musthaveryobitools #newryobitools #newryobitools2024 #newryobiusbtools #newtools #powertoolreviews #powertools #ryobione+ #ryobireview #ryobitools #ryobitoolshomedepot #toolreviews #topryobitools2024 #woodworkingtools

It’s true, iykyk, if you paid taxes on it it’s not moonshine. I know it’s just some grey beard dad joke of sorts but it’s important to note, because the more you know, you know? #Greybeard #Instagrambless #Joke #bestoftheweek #blessdinsta #blessdinstagram #cleanjokes #comedyvideos #dadjokes #funnymemes #funnymoments #funnypeople #funnyvideo #funnyvideos #instagramblessed #oldmenwhitebeard #shortjokes #tiktokfunnyvideo #Themoreyouknow #lykyk #Nowaskhow

On the walk from my office to my parking garage I get the daily chance to take in the howling wind of the cityscape. I imagine this would be relaxing white noise for some and might even act as a good Asmr sleep sound to help a person relax with the city sounds of the short clip. #asmrforsleep #asmr orsleepnotalking #asmrnotalking #asmrrelax #asmrsleep #binauralsounds #cityambience #citysoundsasmr #citysoundscape #howlingwind #naturalsounds #naturesounds #nightsounds #relaxingsounds #sleepaid #sleepsound #sleepsounds #soundsofnature #stressrelief #strongwind #whitenoise #whitenoiseforsleep #windsoundeffect #windsounds #nowaskhow