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This is one of my own that I tried to get through without train wrecking due to rustiness.

Trying to get through this without train wrecking on my acoustic guitar due to rustiness. This is one of my own.

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their Christmas Classic "Dogs Don't Pee On Your Christmas Tree".

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their Christmas Classic "Bah Humbug".

It still holds true. This is Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing their parody of Sam the Sham and the Pharaohs classic Wooly Bully).

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "At the Waffle House" http://www.jwpp-band.com/ At the Waffle House It’s 3 o clock in the morning – where should I go? I don’t want no dinner; I need some breakfast and a cup of Joe There’s a place that’s just down the road I’m gonna go To the Waffle House To the Waffle House To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House It gets sketchy in the middle of the night But I ain’t no socialite They got hash browns on the grill – they’re suitable to kill With the large doses of cholesterol on your plate You can get it vegetarian if you need, but it ain’t gonna help with your body weight Get em scattered, smothered, covered; get em diced, peppered or chunked Get em topped, capped, or country Get em all the way if you’re really drunk You can rack up an $11 bill for just a plate of hashbrowns At the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House To the Waffle House I wanna go to the Waffle House They got stuff that’s dripping on the floor that would ‘orrify an herbivore I like to get me some biscuits and gravy The waitress she’s kind of a hottie She makes me act all randy and bawdy So I’ll leave her a $2 tip Maybe she can buy some chips At the waffle house At the waffle house We’re gonna go to the waffle house At the waffle house The waitress she’s no dog I’m gonna hunk a log Compliments of the waffle house

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "Blood Cell" http://www.jwpp-band.com/ Blood Cell I’m a red blood cell. What’s going on? There’s stuff protruding in my space. It’s a strange phenomenon There’s something sticking through the walls of the veins that surround me They’re cutting stuff out. What am I to do? So I guess I’ll just sit here and watch; I’m gonna go and face my waterloo It’s like I’ve been shanked by the surgeon. Shanked again and again. In five or six places. Like a prisoner getting hit by a gangster’s inside men It’s like a battleground inside of me And it was not because of my stupidity It could be worse, I could be cut from stem to stern instead of robotic surgery Cut to pieces Cut to shreds If they don’t give me some Vicodin I’d feel I’d be better off dead I need my pain pills And lots of malted milk for me to drink If my dogs don’t stop waking me up I’m going to drown them in the sink I think I’d rather stay inside Paul’s body And take my chances with the aftermath I guess it’s better than going down the toilet Or down the drain following a bath It sucks to be a blood cell At the mercy of everything you see It would be worse to be some body parts that got removed during surgery

Peter Lemieux (drums, vocals) and Paul Lemieux (guitar, bass, vocals) had too much time on our hands due to the ongoing lockdown. So using the limited gear we had (Peter was quarantining with us from CA, most of Paul's gear was at his drummer's house 40 miles away) we learned one of our favorite songs from the past by Sweet and recorded it then made a video of it. Sweet's bass player Steve Priest died right when we were thinking of doing this so we took it as a sign.

Peter Lemieux (drums, guitar, vocals) and Paul Lemieux (guitar, bass, vocals) had too much time on our hands due to the Wuhan flu. So using the limited gear we had (Peter was quarantining with us from CA, most of Paul's gear was at his drummer's house 40 miles away) we learned one of our favorite BOC songs and recorded it then made a video of it.

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program playing "Sitting is the New Smoking". http://www.jwpp-band.com/ Sitting is the New Smoking Sitting is the new smoking You know, They’re not joking Sitting is the new smoking ‘Cause if you're sitting You might as well be smoking Driving too fast; With your lights off; At night Running with scissors; In the rain; Around the swimming pool Unprotected sex; With your neighbor’s wife; In Haiti Cooking bacon; In the kitchen at the stove; Without a shirt on Sitting is the new smoking Stroking is the new poking Sitting is the new smoking ‘Cause if you're sitting You might as well be smoking Driving down the road; With your cell phone; Texting with your mother Walking ‘cross the street; Without looking; In New Orleans Laying in the sun; No sunscreen on; At the beach Walking down the road; Near a construction site; With no shoes on Here hold my beer And Sasqwatch This Driving your bike; With no hands; Going down the stairs Bathing your cat; In the bathtub; While you’re naked Saying “WOMAN” to your wife; When she’s mad at you; And she has a knife Giving a milk bone; To a pit bull; Then taking it away Sitting is the new smoking You know, I’m not joking Sitting is the new smoking ‘Cause if you're sitting You might as well be smoking

Jehovah's Witness Protection Program doing Carpet Fluffer. http://www.jwpp-band.com/ Carpet Fluffer I got a carpet It’s kind of flat I don’t know why It’s like that I want to make it Kind of shaggy now I need the nap raised I don’t know how Carpet Fluffer I think a rake Will do the job I grab the handle It’s like a knob I fluff my carpet Fluff the nap right up Fluff it up to the ceiling And now it’s all fluffed up Carpet Fluffer I think my carpet Is looking fine I think I’ll sit here And drink moonshine It’s looking like The nap was raised enough I’m going to dance on my carpet And make it all fucked up Carpet Fluffer