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Fun fact... right now I'm smelling cat farts.

Or Chezburger. I thought I'd done more of these but maybe it's just the mental scarring.

Surprisingly good, although it left the microwave smelling fishy for an hour. And yes, I sniffed my microwave for an hour.

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It's not easy building a guitar with hooves.

Now with theme song! More building! More horsey shenanigans!

In this episode, the Equestrian Puppet Luthier talks about building a guitar. Oh, and it's the Equestrian Puppet Luthier, not the Puppet Equestrian Luthier, as he mistakenly says in the video... ya gotta cut the guy some slack. Not only is he a horse but he's also a puppet, neither of which are known for higher intelligence.

Here I show (mostly) how I cut out a neck pocket with only a drill press and a chisel. And sandpaper. But that's a given, right? YT wants me to let y'all know that the song playing softly in the background ain't mine. It's Snowball by the late great Swirling Eddies, way back from 1989. Or 88. Anyway, I'm just borrowing it.

It's as delicious as it sounds.

I created this video with the YouTube Video Editor (http://www.youtube.com/editor) A hi-res photo of the wiring can be found here: http://bpluschords.tripod.com/bass/hofwiring.jpg

I looooove this guitar! A few years later... It still plays great but maybe I'll upgrade those pickups.

A song and video I made for my daughter when she was little.

A great song by the guy who brings you Frost*

A song about fruit bats - guitar solo by the amazing Greg Flesch!

Based on Deuteronomy 23:9-14 FUN FACT! This song contains more word-for-word Biblical text than 98.2% of the praise choruses written in the last decade.

Concert/demonstration on the amazing new Belew Signature Parker Fly guitar in 2009. Your mileage may vary.

We went outside... WE MUST BE CRAZY!!!!

More kids. More sugar. More whatever.

The Kustard Kings rock out on this amazing rendition. This is one of THE BEST Christmas albums I own. Loungy Christmas instrumentals! Buy this album on CDBaby

Every Fort Wayne musician (and wanna be musician) in the 1980s knew Pat at Music Manor. I was working on a video project in 1991 or so and wanted him to jabber on in the way only he could but he became a totally different guy when the camera was on him. Fortunately I recorded that classic Pat Patter while he was on the phone before and after (with the lens cover on) the official shoot. I was able to cobble this together for my bit, which is coming later. Converted from glorious VHS. If there's one guy who should be on Rumble, it's Pat.

Did they like it? Of course! They're kids and it's sugar!

Libertarian Rock at it's finest! www.themustardseeds.com/

For my beloved wife, my Wild Thing.

People say I'm crazy Thinkin' what I'm thinkin' Don't watch sitcoms or movies or late news They just lead me to ruin. When I say that I'm okay well they look at me kinda strange. "Surely you're not happy now, you don't know who won the game." Sheeple sure are lazy Dreaming their lives away. Well they know all the names of the reality starts One minute celebrities When I tell 'em that I'm doing fine reading books both big and small. "Don't you miss the prime time boy?" But I won't miss the cabal. I'm just sitting here watchin' the chemtrails floatin' down I really love to watch them grow. Soon you'll be ridin' on the train goin' out of town. People just don't want to know. Ah, People don't ask questions. Why have confusion? Well they ignore that there's a problem Until the final solution. Well they shake their heads and they look at me as if I've lost my mind. I tell them there's no hurry, it'll soon be FEMA time. I'm just sitting here watchin' the chemtrails floatin' down I really love to watch them grow. Soon you'll be ridin' on the train goin' out of town. People just don't want to know. People just don't want to know. People just don't want to know.