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"Dear Earthlings, buckle up for a laughter-filled joyride through the peculiarities of your planet. Your crazy antics have reached our extraterrestrial radar, and we're coming to join the carnival of laughter. Prepare for intergalactic chuckles, because your comedy game is about to be interstellarized!" Vanalien.com

Get ready for a comedic invasion like never before! Van Alien, the six-eyed maestro of mirth, and his musical sidekick, Martian Rocker, are setting their spaceship coordinates straight to your planet. Why, you ask? To witness firsthand the hilariously wonderful antics of Earthlings doing their craziest things!

Dysfunctional Martian family comes to earth and shares their comedy in music. Vanalien.com. TikTok. Vanalien

These enemies are a silent trigger linked to many diseases, including cancer, Lyme disease, allergic reactions, GI problems, compromised immunity, and even death. Parasites and cancer… Is there a link? Dr. d’Angelo claims that he’s yet to find a cancer patient who’s parasite-free. In his experience, once parasites are addressed patients generally show improvement. This also applies to autoimmune disease and degenerative disease. You should never eat bugs that are brightly-colored because their coloring is almost always a warning that they are toxic. Never consume disease-carrying bugs like ticks, flies and mosquitoes. You should not eat hairy bugs because there may be stingers hiding in their fur. You should also avoid any insects that you know can bite or sting or that have a very strong odor. Pediatrics, a 16 year old girl ended up with a serious parasite infection after eating just one earthworm on a dare. Her frightening symptoms included things like pulmonary nodules and serious blood system disturbances. If you do choose to consume bugs, make sure to always know that the bug is in fact edible and make sure to cook it thoroughly. I know that many resources will tell you that you can eat raw bugs, but for the sake of your short and long-term health, you should always cook edible bugs well before consumption.

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