ag standup @ dab bar

2 years ago
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yep, wearing a bra...ain't it weird
i fucking hate fall out boy
all pictures of me look like a mugshot
exact opposite of an opportunist
figure out how to do quadruple edged sword
don't overthink it...already failed you
God understands context unlike many comedians
Psalms are way more poetic than me
be back in 3wks to 3mos
unhighaimless
DING DONG! to a summer home on the seaside
what does it matter if i forget?
getting too smart
break me off a piece of that hash oil bar
need a flashlight to navigate psychosis
if left untreated you might still be interesting
everyone sucks on the titty of this world
if they're awake they're on the internet
people on my head don't have phones
amerihahahahahahaha
there's only so much that a tattoo parlor's gonna do for ya
oh honey, that ain't all of it
emotional basket cases, separated
crying, whilst staring at frozen food
questionable? just doing a project
real sick fucks
kris reeves is always high
watching cats give eachother a bath...no pornhub
no sex for me
satan foolery
first sodom & gomorrah was just a trial run
waiting patiently for God's wrath
always the sheep yelling at me, validation
i can see myself, freaking you out
that got em quiet
growling during comedy sets, it just makes sense
don't talk conspiracies w/ yourself
women psychotic, no firearms!
sticking to my guns, no need for real ones
i know God agrees w/ my opinions
social media: giant pissing contest
i wish they'd pee on their phones
ag gets feisty about time
this feels like a talent show w/ this
giant AA meeting but everybody's drunk
kris agrees with all this
the internet: universal circle jerk
what women can't do...way more than not drive
the amy gross experience, so accurate
freudian slip, correct
a decent joke about sex, thank you kris

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