quiet comedy+cigarette/toothpick trick (ag standup)

i have a poster of bob marley in my garage that looks exactly the same
oh Lord, why why why must they insist on introducing me this way
no keyboard, ronnit
the plush toys never die
really thinking for yourself is weird
never be sari, stop apologizing for stupid shit
this mic is terrible
ag is the girl without a filter
onions taught me a lot
kris isn't a fall out boy, he falls in
best time of my life when i chain smoked
ag teaches audience how to quit smoking/vaping
feeling the presence of God's all-seeing eye
when i grow up imma be a smoker (said in 1989)
ronnit just burped
BADDIE 4 SHOES
used up bath mat for a vagina is not what God wants
i love how i am defensive about the joke before i even tell it
vodka don't seep thru your pours like urine seeps thru yer pants
this feels like the seventies
no concept of time, as you know
schizo/marijuana link if i'm not a prime example
my mental illness and i are still doin laps
Orthodoxy is a 5 star all you can eat buffet of the Holy Trinity
most people choose the handi snax christianity
if this is a pissing contest just to let you know i can pee
credit card...vagina
hoarder that hoards only cool shit
dogs need to be rescued from owners
no dependence is superior
insanity plea j/k i'm a woman plea (brad told me some bitch in the audience got very offended when i said that, glad to piss off the cunts in the room)
don't be nice to women, never be nice to women (kris will be screwed over by the next bitch he sleeps w/)
they all left after that haha