every day all day i have to make a case for comedy

the first curb of 2024, no rebuttal
so much you can do w/ very little
nobody's time is well spent these days
what is distance? nobody knows anymore
i repeat myself cos of my ocd, as you can see n probably hear
still more unpredictable n interesting than anything else you're gonna see tho
you dunno what to expect n that is what makes it so offensive i think
i enjoy my life n i think n feel all about it
all you have time for is that phone
just make babies w/ that iphone i mean why not
i hated that movie her when i saw it but i know it was good
scarlett has the sexiest voice in the world
films vs. movies
movies are for most americans, no a FILM they won't understand
the man in my head is mad that i'm not going fast enough
george lucas. steven spielberg. even quentin tarantino
anything that my parents hate tends to be my pot of coffee
quentin mainly makes movies but pulp fiction was actually a film
crazy white people that talks too much n sometimes says the nword...me n quentin have a lot in common
i have hung out w/ a lotta black people that use the nword (n call me that haha)
i can't get mad that you get mad
the world will always be this way
i talk about things very nonchalantly, if that's offensive whatever man
thank you n goodbye malibu
females are stupid n don't pay attention
whenever i criticize females it's EXTERNALIZED misogyny you sillyhead
no they dunno what things mean, silly ass
ooooh another autism license plate w/ the missing jigsaw piece
inoculation awareness since the early nineties
paying attention is weird if you are american