DO NOT CALL MY PHONE DUMB (it has a calculator)

smartphones mock society
they're literally telling you that they are making you dumb
my phone knows what day it is, i usually don't
CRAZYsmart phone, so true!
you will never be as smart as me. phone
make it more insulting so that they understand (sumin tells me they still won't care)
it ain't the phones' fault tho
maybe siri will kill the plebs cos she is tired of feeling guilty
maybe siri has more emotion (ie humanity) than we do