Today's Crazy News - Olympic Skier Freezes Penis, Cargo Ship Carrying Luxury Cars Catches Fire

An Olympic Skier Suffered a Frozen Penis During the Cross-Country Race - https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/finland-skier-remi-lindholm-suffers-frozen-penis-in-olympics-mass-start-race/

A Father Accidentally Shut Down His Town's Internet, While Trying to Limit His Kids' Screentime - https://gizmodo.com/man-shut-down-his-towns-internet-while-trying-to-limit-1848556704

A Woman Let a Kid Use Her Phone, and He Stole $4,000 Through Venmo - https://www.wesh.com/article/venmo-theft-orange-county-boy-asking-help/39097535#

A Burning Cargo Ship Full of Porsches Is Adrift in the Atlantic Ocean - https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a39123584/cargo-ship-porsche-vw-fire-atlantic/

A Walmart Employee Stabbed a Coworker Over Spilled Milk . . . Literally - https://www.westernmassnews.com/news/northampton-walmart-employee-stabs-store-employee-after-milk-was-spilt-and-not-cleaned-up/article_3bae11d0-9042-11ec-ab76-1bc0f66551f6.html?block_id=994454

Person falls through hole in floor & gets saved by boxes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhGcrqQ05o

Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness" as a Doo-Wop Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMdjKMGTuQ