Today's Crazy News

A man accused of arson told Bloomington police he set a car on fire to discourage people from stealing from it, court documents allege. - https://fox59.com/news/indycrime/bloomington-man-reportedly-set-own-car-on-fire-to-stop-people-from-stealing-from-it/

A guy in northern California got arrested after hiding a GoPro camera in a kitty litter box. https://www.ktvu.com/news/alleged-peeper-hid-gopro-in-cat-litter-box-during-petaluma-graduation-party-police-say

A 33-year-old drunk guy stole a cop car in Colorado the other night . . . then responded to a domestic violence call that went out over the radio. https://kdvr.com/news/local/suspect-steals-patrol-car-responds-to-call/

A man in Florida intentionally drove erratically because he wanted the cops to pull him over. He was being kidnapped by his three passengers. It worked. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/driver-intentionally-gets-pulled-over-alerts-deputies-to-his-own-kidnapping/ar-AAYBFFS

After some guy in Texas died, a 51-year-old woman who HATED him walked into his funeral . . . went up to the casket . . . and SPIT on him. She's facing a felony charge for abusing a corpse. https://www.kltv.com/2022/06/14/quitman-woman-accused-spitting-casket-charged-with-felony/

A 22-year-old man in Florida named Le'Genius was arrested on Monday, and he was hit with felony gun and drug charges. Le'Genius hasn't spent much time in school. He's been in and out of prison since he was 13. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/dumbass/legenius-at-work-610538

An Autocorrected Text Led to an Active Shooter Scare in Pittsburgh - https://www.wpxi.com/news/top-stories/large-police-response-happening-pittsburghs-north-side/6W2RR6AEGZCRLNB3DSXEVXHHL4/ A Haunted Rock with a Demon Trapped in It Just Split in Two - https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/07/japans-killing-stone-splits-in-two-releasing-superstitions-and-toxic-gases A Woman Got a Random Guy's Name Tattooed on Her Butt a Decade Ago, and Wants to Find Him - https://nypost.com/2022/03/21/im-on-the-hunt-for-the-man-whose-name-i-had-tattooed-on-my-butt-10-years-ago/ A Thief Stole 20 Left-Footed Sneakers from a Shoe Store - https://wsvn.com/news/local/thief-caught-on-camera-burglarizing-miami-shoe-store-leaves-with-20-left-sneakers/ A Father and Son Got Caught with Meth in Their McDonald's Soda - https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2022/03/21/michigan-father-son-arrested-when-police-find-meth-floating-in-mcdonalds-cup-of-coca-cola/ A Pickup Truck Gets Rolled During a Tornado . . . and Then Drives Away - https://twitter.com/brianemfinger/status/1506105724929286152?s=20&t=pHBX2XqiPF5m0k7m_vz5Ng

Child Runs Into Sloth While Zip Lining Through Costa Rican Rainforest - https://video.storyful.com/record/24105 Passengers Sing 'Baby Shark' to Help Calm Crying Toddler on Flight From Dubai - https://video.storyful.com/record/24117 Guy races with his bulldog - https://www.tiktok.com/@bulldogpabs/video/6978505769410989317 Mall In China Installs 'Husband Storage' Pods For Those Lengthy Shopping Trips - https://www.ladbible.com/news/china-mall-installs-husband-storage-pods-20220316 Woman’s ‘UTI’ was actually glass tumbler lodged in bladder for 4 years - https://nypost.com/2022/03/16/womans-uti-was-actually-glass-tumbler-lodged-in-bladder-for-4-years/ A jury convicts a former Jackson dentist who intentionally damaged patients' teeth to support insurance claims on crowns - https://www.jsonline.com/story/news/crime/2022/03/11/wisconsin-dentist-guilty-damaging-teeth-insurance-fraud-scheme/7001739001/

Tom Brady's 'last' TD ball sells for $518K hours before Brady announces comeback - https://sports.yahoo.com/tom-bradys-last-td-ball-that-mike-evans-gave-away-sells-for-518-k-201959580.html Walmart Now Has Mac-and-Cheese Ice Cream and Pizza Ice Cream - https://www.chewboom.com/2022/03/10/van-leeuwen-launches-kraft-macaroni-cheese-ice-cream-exclusively-at-walmart/ YouTube couple facing charges for staying overnight in Pennsylvania Target - https://www.fox29.com/news/youtube-couple-facing-charges-for-staying-overnight-in-pennsylvania-target Woman says she pushed so hard while giving birth that her eye ‘popped out’ - https://nypost.com/2022/03/11/woman-says-she-pushed-so-hard-while-giving-birth-that-her-eye-popped-out/ A Car Crash Happens Right Behind a Reporter - https://twitter.com/GeneKangTV/status/1502347391025893379?

Michigan man pleads to trying to steal helicopter to free COVID patients from hospitals - https://www.mlive.com/news/saginaw-bay-city/2022/03/michigan-man-pleads-to-trying-to-steal-helicopter-to-free-covid-patients-from-hospitals.html Man 'defeated' after unknowingly scoffing Cadbury Creme Egg worth up to £10k - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-defeated-after-unknowingly-scoffing-26437208 Man jailed for attacking stranger with a seagull - https://metro.co.uk/2022/03/10/man-jailed-for-attacking-stranger-with-a-seagull-16254388/ NASCAR-themed Mobile Home for Sale - https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/5290-Green-Valley-Rd-Rock-Hill-SC-29732/11884411_zpid/? Woman accused of huffing deodorant while driving - https://cw34.com/news/local/deodarant-huffing-dui-katherine-theodore-martin-county-sheriff How to Open a Beer Bottle if You Don't Have a Bottle Opener - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBlWyrj2UUM Florida Man Asked Cops To Test His Meth - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/man-seeks-meth-test-568301 "DUMB" Granny, 64, Arrested For Battery Of Female Relative - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/dumb-granny-721538 Florida Man Will Not Be Winning 2022 Neighbor Of The Year Award - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/bad-neighbor/very-bad-neighbor-275821

You sent us your hiccup cures. Experts put them to the test - https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/04/health/hiccups-cures-wellness/index.html A Florida Man Got Pulled Over for Speeding and Blamed Russia - https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-blames-putin-for-why-he-was-speeding-bodycam-footage-shows A Poutine Restaurant Is Being Threatened Because People Are Confusing "Poutine" with "Putin"? - https://montreal.ctvnews.ca/french-poutinerie-tells-customers-it-s-not-linked-to-russian-president-after-threats-1.5804493 A Guy Scares His Family with a "Fake Nuclear Attack Warning" on TV - https://nypost.com/2022/03/04/dad-pulls-tone-deaf-nuclear-bomb-prank-on-family/ Woman License Plate Reads FART - https://abc11.com/fart-license-plate-nc-karly-sindy/11619556/#:~:text=Karly%20Sindy%20of%20Asheville%20said,the%20back%20of%20her%20pickup. Thieves Steal Human Heads - https://nypost.com/2022/03/05/box-of-human-heads-stolen-in-denver/

Lost Dog Is Found After 12 Years - https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-dog-reunited-family-missing-12-years An Old Lady Stole a Cupcake-Cooking Science Project from a Fourth Grader - https://nbc-2.com/news/local/2022/02/21/thief-steals-students-science-project-from-san-carlos-park-driveway/ A Man Was Stabbed for Not Flushing the Toilet - https://www.masslive.com/police-fire/2022/02/boston-man-stabbed-for-not-flushing-toilet-at-mbta-station-police-say.html A Snowmobile Accidentally Pulls a Fish House, with Someone Inside - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTd_RI9SlVg Florida Man Takes Driver's License Pic With Half A Beard - https://www.newsweek.com/florida-man-shaves-giant-beard-wild-drivers-license-photo-viral-reddit-1681132 Woman Gets Stuck Upside Down In Chimney - https://nypost.com/2022/02/22/san-diego-woman-stuck-headfirst-in-chimney-for-nearly-an-hour/ Docs Remove Tumbler From Man's Colon - https://www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/glass-tumbler-removed-from-man-s-colon-in-bihar-mystery-say-doctors-on-cause-101645417544368.html

An Olympic Skier Suffered a Frozen Penis During the Cross-Country Race - https://nypost.com/2022/02/20/finland-skier-remi-lindholm-suffers-frozen-penis-in-olympics-mass-start-race/ A Father Accidentally Shut Down His Town's Internet, While Trying to Limit His Kids' Screentime - https://gizmodo.com/man-shut-down-his-towns-internet-while-trying-to-limit-1848556704 A Woman Let a Kid Use Her Phone, and He Stole $4,000 Through Venmo - https://www.wesh.com/article/venmo-theft-orange-county-boy-asking-help/39097535# A Burning Cargo Ship Full of Porsches Is Adrift in the Atlantic Ocean - https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a39123584/cargo-ship-porsche-vw-fire-atlantic/ A Walmart Employee Stabbed a Coworker Over Spilled Milk . . . Literally - https://www.westernmassnews.com/news/northampton-walmart-employee-stabs-store-employee-after-milk-was-spilt-and-not-cleaned-up/article_3bae11d0-9042-11ec-ab76-1bc0f66551f6.html?block_id=994454 Person falls through hole in floor & gets saved by boxes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mhGcrqQ05o Disturbed's "Down With The Sickness" as a Doo-Wop Song - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRMdjKMGTuQ

A Man Was Arrested for Driving Around with an Alligator That He Was "Babysitting" - https://www.facebook.com/AndersonPoliceDept/posts/310629117773735 Two Sisters Got into a Drunken, Half-Naked Brawl at Disney World - https://wdwnt.com/2022/02/drunk-guests-take-clothes-off-and-brawl-at-disney-springs-slip-on-vomit-into-bushes-during-fight/ Teslas Aren't Allowed to Fart Anymore, and Elon Blames the "Fun Police" - https://www.inputmag.com/culture/tesla-owners-cant-make-cars-fart-pedestrians-us A Woman in Georgia Faked Two Pregnancies to Get Out of Work - https://www.kansascity.com/news/article258390998.html A Drunk Woman on a Motorized Suitcase Got Arrested at the Orlando Airport - https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2022/02/15/full-video-drunken-woman-on-motorized-suitcase-leads-police-chase-through-orlando-airport-officials-say/ A Woman's Husband Left the Sunroof Open on Her Minivan Before a Snowstorm - https://boston.cbslocal.com/2022/02/14/scituate-snow-sunroof-open-weather-minivan/ A Guy Was in the Middle of a Bike Race . . . and Got Attacked by a Bull? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBsBuxxh7OI Hostess Is Now Selling Caffeinated Donuts - https://www.chewboom.com/2022/02/16/new-caffeinated-hostess-boost-jumbo-donettes-arrive-at-convenience-stores-nationwide/ Froot Loops and Skittles Flavored Jelly Beans Are on the Way for Easter - https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a39045900/galerie-candy-froot-loops-jelly-beans-easter-candy/ https://www.bestproducts.com/lifestyle/a39015870/mars-wrigley-skittles-jelly-beans-easter-candy/ Taco-Flavored Jelly Beans Are on the Way for Easter - https://www.target.com/p/brach-39-s-easter-taco-party-tiny-jelly-beans-12oz/-/A-84098756 A Guy Attacked an Applebee's Employee with a Meat Cleaver - https://nypost.com/2022/02/16/man-allegedly-wields-meat-cleaver-at-applebees-over-vaccination-proof/

A Drunk Guy Claimed to Be Mick Jagger, Climbed on Stage During a Live Show, and Fought a Cop - http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/drunk/phony-mick-jagger-580271 A Pizza Chain Ran a New Ad and Didn't Realize It Included Porn - https://twitter.com/II0000I00I/status/1489193648659079171 Bride Sets Bouquet On Fire: - https://www.fm104.ie/news/buzz/watch-bride-horrifies-guests-as-she-sets-her-bouquet-on-fire-during-wedding/ Add to Custom Prep or Custom Planner Drunk Trucker Hits 31 Cars - https://news.sky.com/story/31-vehicle-smash-as-drunk-truck-driver-crashes-through-red-light-and-sets-home-on-fire-in-germany-12537118

A Wrong-Way Driver Says Dale Earnhardt Sr.'s Ghost Told Him to Do It - https://www.waff.com/2022/02/02/crash-suspect-says-dale-earnhardts-ghost-told-him-drive-wrong-way/ A Couple Bought a Used Couch and Found Thousands of Fingernails in It - https://nypost.com/2022/02/03/couple-horrified-after-finding-thousands-of-fingernails-in-sofa/ Two Teens Stole a Truck, Found a Phone in It, and Started Snapping Selfies - https://newschannel9.com/news/local/recognize-them-truck-thieves-in-catoosa-county-take-selfies-with-drivers-phone Thief Leaves Homeowner $200 - https://www.santafenewmexican.com/news/local_news/man-accused-of-break-in-eating-residents-shrimp-leaving-200/article_c75214fc-838b-11ec-b086-7f8d48ae1e86.html Watch a Granny Own This Shoplifter - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFXx-11V6i4

A Town Had to Cancel Its Groundhog Day Event After Its Groundhog Died - https://www.facebook.com/milltownmel/posts/1313845089027530 An All-Out Brawl Broke Out at a Golden Corral . . . Over Steak - https://philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2022/02/01/watch-massive-brawl-breaks-out-in-bensalem-golden-corral-over-alleged-steak-shortage/ A Chicken Was Caught Trying to Break into the Pentagon - https://twitter.com/AWLAArlington/status/1488262827886395392 Cops Looking For Blue Dinosaur - https://www.foxnews.com/us/nashville-police-dinosaur-onesie-burglar

Man bought 264 lottery tickets — and they were all winners - https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-bought-264-lottery-tickets-192654873.html A Woman Found a Naked Man in Her Trunk, and He'd Been There for Three Days - https://globalnews.ca/news/8595242/bc-woman-naked-man-trunk-car-days/ A Home Depot Employee Got Caught Swapping $400,000 with Counterfeit Money He Bought on Amazon - https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/secret-service-officials-arrest-arizona-man-accused-of-replacing-real-dollar-bills-with-fakes-at-home-depot A Wanted Criminal Gave Cops a Fake Name . . . of Another Wanted Criminal - https://www.richmondregister.com/news/police-courts/man-tries-to-evade-arrest-with-stolen-identity-which-also-had-active-warrants/article_eaaffe55-0278-5a3c-a57e-01c98c52d100.html Watch a Sheriff's Deputy Rescue a Dog from a Burning Car - https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=682838943075959 A Guy Lost His Car, Stole a New One, Let It Get Hit by a Train, and Then Flagged Down a Cop for Help - https://cbs12.com/news/local/car-train-tracks-struck-flying-home-forklift-fruit-stand Watch a Chimpanzee Cut His Nails with Clippers - https://www.newsflare.com/video/477212/chimpanzee-filmed-using-clippers-to-cut-his-nails-in-southern-china A Guy Threatened to Blow Up a Casino with a Grenade Hidden in His Butt - https://www.8newsnow.com/news/local-news/man-threatens-to-explode-las-vegas-casino-with-grenade-in-his-backside/

Watch a Senate Candidate Smoke Pot in His Campaign Ad - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qj_FD25oREY There's a Viral TikTok of a Lady Flipping Out on a Closed Taco Bell for Refusing to Serve Her at 4:03 A.M. - https://www.newsweek.com/viral-video-shows-taco-bell-worker-posing-corporate-after-customer-complains-4-m-1670539 Man Steals Tip Jar After Filling Out Job App - https://www.cleveland.com/community/2022/01/man-submits-job-inquiry-then-steals-tip-jar-middleburg-heights-police-blotter.html Slow Driver Strikes Honker With Snow Shovel - https://www.pqbnews.com/news/suspect-wields-shovel-in-road-rage-incident-at-mcdonalds-in-nanaimo/ Class Reunion with Chris Logan - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC2Q0yQET0sxFj9z6kgoHveg

A Couple Stayed in an Airbnb, and Took Someone's Cat Home with Them? - https://sfist.com/2022/01/29/a-couple-staying-at-a-sonoma-airbnb-allegedly-stole-an-adopted-cat-and-took-her-to-socal/ An Uber Driver Caught Her Boyfriend with Another Woman When She Picked Them Up on a Date - https://www.thesun.co.uk/fabulous/17495467/i-drive-for-uber-picked-boyfriend-up-cheater/ A Mortuary Is Using Bikini Models to Sell Caskets - https://www.instagram.com/p/CZCbEGBheYJ/ Thousands of 49ers Fans Couldn't Watch the Game After a Stray Bullet Knocked Out Their Cable - https://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/bullet-damages-leave-oakland-comcast-customers-without-service-on-nfc-title-game-day/2794892/ A TikTok'er Posts Behind-the-Scenes Videos of McDonald's Food Prep - https://www.tiktok.com/@essentialmcdonalds A Woman Accidentally Drops Her Toddler into a Zoo's Bear Enclosure - https://www.newsflare.com/video/476155/mother-threw-her-child-into-a-bear-enclosure-at-the-tashkent-zoo A Guy Broke His Neck While Playing a Virtual Reality Game - https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-10033285/German-gamer-breaks-NECK-using-VR-headset.html A Guy Offered to Make His Friend Food, Then Beat Him with a Frying Pan When He Said No - https://www.pahomepage.com/news/man-scalded-with-oil-beat-with-frying-pan-in-thornhurst/

Biden Visits Collapsed Pittsburgh Bridge - https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-01-28/pittsburgh-bridge-collapses-ahead-of-biden-infrastructure-speech Pensioner, 84, admits to driving without a licence for 72 YEARS - https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17454582/pensioner-driving-without-licence-72-years/ 20,000 Coconuts Filled With Liquid Cocaine Seized by Shocked Officials - https://www.vice.com/en/article/jgmdd7/20000-coconuts-filled-with-liquid-cocaine-seized-by-shocked-officials Study Confirms Suspicions That Cat Brains Are Smaller Than They Used to Be - https://www.sciencealert.com/study-confirms-suspicions-that-cat-brains-are-smaller-than-they-used-to-be Man who robbed Jersey City grocery store three times in six days is nabbed by waiting police officer - https://www.nj.com/hudson/2022/01/man-who-robbed-jersey-city-grocery-store-three-times-in-six-days-is-nabbed-by-waiting-police-officer.html Home Security Footage Captures Tense Face-Off Between Delivery Driver and Bear - https://video.storyful.com/record/23648

Woman who came face-to-face with lab monkey after truck crash becomes sick - https://fox8.com/news/woman-who-came-face-to-face-with-lab-monkey-after-truck-crash-becomes-sick-now-on-preventative-meds/ Fake fax lands woman in hot water - https://www.djournal.com/news/crime-law-enforcement/fake-fax-lands-woman-in-hot-water/article_57eecc25-27c1-51df-b14a-499db80cc29a.html Schoolboy loses both nipples after classroom dare involving two cans of Lynx - https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-loses-both-nipples-after-26028416 A Man Thought He Had a Hernia . . . Turns Out He Had a Uterus - https://www.the-sun.com/news/4522738/hernia-operation-doctors-found-female-genitals/ A Limo with a Stripper Pole Mounted on the Trunk Crashed into a Creek - https://www.tiktok.com/@doublesteer/video/7048619431269961007 Narrow Cliff U-Turn Video - https://youtu.be/lsFZwxW6_JQ Men drag dead body into Irish post office, seeking the deceased's pension - https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/men-drag-dead-body-irish-post-office-pension

A Woman Almost Missed an Email About a $3 Million Lottery Win, Because It Went to Spam - https://milotteryconnect.com/2022/01/21/no-spam-here-oakland-county-woman-wins-3-million-mega-millions-prize/ A Robot Vacuum Escaped from a Hotel and Made a Run for It - https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-cambridgeshire-60084347 Two Men Were Hit by a Woman Falling Out a Window, Who Was Looking at Another Man Who Fell Off a Roof - https://soranews24.com/2022/01/23/two-men-hit-by-woman-falling-out-of-window-who-was-looking-at-another-man-who-fell-off-rooftop/ Monkeys Get Loose After Truck Crash - https://wgnradio.com/news/truck-carrying-100-monkeys-crashes-in-pennsylvania-escapees-now-accounted-for/ Woman Knitting Scarf Out Of Ramen Noodles - https://www.indiatimes.com/trending/jugaad/woman-knits-a-scarf-with-noodles-560040.html A Passenger Mooned a Flight Attendant After Refusing to Wear a Mask - https://www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/local/volusia/2022/01/22/daytona-soccer-coach-shane-mcinerney-charged-refusing-mask-disrupting-flight/6622221001/

A Woman Drove on a Frozen River and Took Selfies on Top of Her Sinking Car - https://ottawa.ctvnews.ca/neighbours-use-kayak-to-rescue-driver-after-car-crashes-through-ice-in-manotick-ont-1.5742348 A Woman's All-You-Can-Eat Sushi Binge Put Her in the E.R. - https://nypost.com/2022/01/17/woman-who-ate-32-sushi-rolls-in-one-sitting-rushed-to-the-er/ Someone Spent $13 to Order One Bottle of Fanta on DoorDash - https://www.tiktok.com/foryou?is_from_webapp=v1&item_id=7051694027028155695#/@flame1300/video/7051694027028155695 Carjacker stole vehicle with passenger in back who texted cops updates - https://nypost.com/2022/01/17/ohio-steals-man-with-sleeping-woman-in-backseat-police/ Florida Woman Attacked by Bear: 'She Grabbed Me by My Shoulder and I Fell to the Ground' - https://www.newsweek.com/florida-woman-attacked-bear-lucky-alive-1669930

Amazon is opening brick and mortar stores - https://www.aboutamazon.com/news/retail/amazon-reimagines-in-store-shopping-with-amazon-style A Man Broke Into a School . . . to Reclaim Something That His Teacher Took From Him 40 Years Ago? - https://soranews24.com/2022/01/19/japanese-man-breaks-into-school-to-recover-stuff-teacher-took-from-him-over-40-years-ago/ The Lady M&M Characters Were Changed to Make Them Less Sexist - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-9kDscZrYI&t=47s Petfluencers Are Cloning Their Famous Pets, so They Can Keep Making Money When They Die - https://www.the-sun.com/tech/4497683/instagram-influencer-clone-dog-cat/ A Man Stole an $8,000 Guitar By Hiding It Down His Pants - https://toronto.ctvnews.ca/man-who-allegedly-stole-8-000-guitar-by-hiding-it-in-his-pants-sought-by-police-north-of-toronto-1.5746473 A Soldier Returning Home Surprises His Parents, and Sees Too Much - https://www.ladbible.com/news/man-returns-from-military-service-and-catches-parents-in-the-act-20220120 A Reporter On-Location Gets Hit by a Car, and Continues Her Coverage - https://twitter.com/HowardWKYT/status/1484036206950293505?s=20